Media Reverse Fred (The Derf)

[Noobz0r]

It's starting to sound like you are just saying this s**t because it is someone you don't like tbh....

Considering you and some others trot out "noobz is a pedo" jokes, how is this worse? it isn't.

Whoa.

You've been trying really hard to go at me with your wet lettuce leaf lately, it's adorable.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Whoa.

You've been trying really hard to go at me with your wet lettuce leaf lately, it's adorable.

No, just find it odd that's all

moving on

 

[BRAB]

noobz is a pedo

What the * mate.

 

[Noobz0r]

No, just find it odd that's all

moving on

Moving on? AND a smiley face?

 

[spookism]

What the **** mate.

Yeah, pretty low blow I thought.

 

[spookism]

Also, I guess ND won't be directing GotG 3 either...

 

[The Half Back]

Way to play the man not the ball ND.

Disappointing from a club captain tbh. This isn't how we want to showcase the league to the new players.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Way to play the man not the ball ND.

Disappointing from a club captain tbh. This isn't how we want to showcase the league to the new players.

You see why my team are constantly plotting to overthrow me

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Best part was after that result came in haydo boasted about keeping goalless. Knew then that was getting quoted afterwards

Meanwhile at the other end I score more than the FF I was matched up on. Forget his name.

 

[Smartys Power]

Goalless Weeks
Just the one fullback managed to keep his opponent goalless this week, with Smartys Power doing a number on BEEG.

Stingy Bastard
1. Smartys Power - 1
​

Loonalysis "Best At Defending" (BAD) Metric
This metric is:
(number of goals*6 + number of behinds) / (games played at full back)^2
The lower the score, the better.

BAD Metric Ladder
1. Smartys Power (GCR) - 1
2. Wooshette (CIW) - 6
3. fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - 9
4. jd2010 (GUM), JoshWoodenSpoon (LVB) - 14
6. Van_Dyke (DEM) - 15
7. Loonerty (ESH), NaturalDisaster (FUR) - 19
9. Shermy (BOM) - 25
10. I Dont Care (SCS) - 32
11. Determinant (DRA) - 40
12. haydo (WON) - 48
​

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Quoted just because it’s the first time in my career I’ve topped any list.

 

[Shermy]

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[Loonerty]

Hey hey another big round of qooty has been and gone. Some players were s**t and some were good. Let's look at the full backs.

Here is the Derf Ladder after round 2:

Reverse Fred​

Player (Team) - Score Conceded​

1. haydo (West Coast Wonders) - 14.2 (-)
2. I Dont Care (Sin City Swamprats) - 11.4 (+1)
3. NaturalDisaster (Fighting Furies FFC) - 10.3 (+2)
4. Determinant (Dragons FFC) - 9.4 (-2)
5. JoshWoodenSpoon (Las Vegas Bears) - 8.2 (+3)
6. Loonerty (East Side Hawks) - 8.3 (-1)
7. Shermy (Baghdad Bombers) - 7.1 (-3)
8. fitzroybowiedog (Roys FFC) - 6.4 (+2)
= Van_Dyke (Mount Buller Demons) - 6.4 +1)
10. Smartys Power (Gold City Royals) - 3.3 (+2)
11. Wooshette (Coney Island Warriors) - 2.2 (-)
= jd2010 (Gumbies FFC) - 2.2 (-3)
13. Uncle_Leo (Gmbies FFC) - 0.0 (new)​

Bags Against
In the bags this week: haydo got #rekt by Round 1 villain Noobz0r, who kicked 6 goals on him. I also conceded a bag in this game, allowing okeydoke7 to kick 5. I Dont Care had BigJoeD_ kick 6 on him, while NaturalDisaster allowed the most goals of the round, conceding a huge 7 goals to BEEG. Finally, JoshWoodenSpoon was soundly beaten by Jivlain who kicked half a dozen big ones.

Bags Conceded
1. haydo (WON), I Dont Care (SCS) - 2
3. Determinant, Loonerty, NaturalDisaster, JoshWoodenSpoon - 1​

Goalless Weeks
New Gumbies full back Uncle_Leo the only stingy bastard this week, with kdavva74 kept goalless.

Stingy Bastard
1. Smartys Power, Uncle_Leo - 1​

Loonalysis "Best At Defending" (BAD) Metric
This metric is:
(number of goals*6 + number of behinds) / (games played at full back)^2
The lower the score, the better.

BAD Metric Ladder
1. Uncle_Leo (GUM) - 0 [1]
2. Wooshette (CIW) - 3.5 [2]
3. Smartys Power (GCR) - 5.25 [2]
4. fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - 10 [2]
= Van_Dyke (DEM) [2]
6. Shermy (BOM) - 10.75 [2]
7. JoshWoodenSpoon (LVB) - 12.5 [2]
8. Loonerty (ESH) - 12.75 [2]
9. jd2010 (GUM) - 14 [1]
10. Determinant (DRA) - 14.5 [2]
11. NaturalDisaster (FUR) - 19 [2]
12. I Dont Care (SCS) - 17.5 [2]
13. haydo (WON) - 21.5 [2]​

Newcomer Uncle_Leo's stingy performance helped him take the top of the BAD metric ladder, but it will be tough to maintain that position. Wooshette with another outstanding week to leapfrog Smartys Power. haydo must be considering switching things up at the Wonders, perhaps moving someone else in to full back to stop the haemorrhaging of goals.

See you next week!

 

[Barrybran]

JoshWoodenSpoon should go back to the middle. Just saying.

 

[Golumless]

congratulations haydo

 

[croweater 41]

Yay we are winning something.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I can't tell if I'm doing well or not.

 

[Freakie]

Now if only someone would create an award for those that play at Half Back named after The Half Back and we could all have an award and feel good about our fantasy lives.

 

[The Half Back]

Now if only someone would create an award for those that play at Half Back named after The Half Back and we could all have an award and feel good about our fantasy lives.

I would do it, but I would probably lose it

 

[Loonerty]

Full backs. Earth's last line of defence.

Here is the Derf Ladder after round 3:

Reverse Fred
Player (Team) - Score Conceded (Change)
1. JoshWoodenSpoon (Las Vegas Bears) - 15.4 (+4)
2. Determinant (Dragons FFC) - 14.4 (+2)
3. haydo (West Coast Wonders) - 14.2 (-2)
4. NaturalDisaster (Fighting Furies FFC) - 13.5 (-1)
5. Loonerty (East Side Hawks) - 12.3 (+1)
6. Shermy (Baghdad Bombers) - 12.1 (+1)
7. I Dont Care (Sin City Swamprats) - 11.4 (-5)
8. Van_Dyke (Mount Buller Demons) - 10.8 (-)
9. fitzroybowiedog (Roys FFC) - 6.4 (-1)
10. Wooshette (Coney Island Warriors) - 4.4 (+1)
11. Smartys Power (Gold City Royals) - 4.3 (-1)
= Uncle_Leo (Gumbies FFC) - 4.3 (+2)
= Fizzler (Sin City Swamprats) - 4.3 (new)
14. dogs105 (West Coast Wonders) - 3.2 (new)
15. jd2010 (Gumbies FFC) - 2.2 (-4)
16. Freakie (Roys FFC) - 2.0 (new)​

Bags Against
Three more bags to the collections this week. JoshWoodenSpoon conceded a whopping 7 goals against ABray10 of the Demons, Determinant couldn't prevent BEEG from kicking a bag of 5, while his opposite number Shermy conceded 5 to his opponent in PhenomenalV1.

Bags Conceded
1. haydo (WON), I Dont Care (SCS), JoshWoodenSpoon (LVB), Determinant (DRA) - 2
5. Loonerty (ESH), NaturalDisaster (FUR), Shermy (BOM) - 1​

Goalless Weeks
None this week! Every full back had a goal kicked on them.

Stingy Bastard
1. Smartys Power, Uncle_Leo - 1​

Loonalysis "Best At Defending" (BAD) Metric
This metric is:
(number of goals*6 + number of behinds) / (games played at full back)^2
The lower the score, the better.

BAD Metric Ladder
1. Smartys Power (GCR) - 3 [3]
2. Wooshette (CIW) - 3.11 [3]
3. Uncle_Leo (GUM) - 6.75 [2]
4. Van_Dyke (DEM) - 7.56 [3]
5. Shermy (BOM) - 8.11 [3]
6. Loonerty (ESH) - 8.33 [3]
7. NaturalDisaster (FUR) - 9.22 [3]
8. Determinant (DRA) - 9.78 [3]
9. fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - 10 [2]
10. JoshWoodenSpoon (LVB) - 10.44 [3]
11. Freakie (ROY) - 12 [1]
12. jd2010 (GUM) - 14 [1]
13. I Dont Care (SCS) - 17.5 [2]
14. dogs105 (WON) - 20 [1]
15. haydo (WON) - 21.5 [2]
16. Fizzler (SCS) - 27 [1]​

haydo took my advice and shifted himself out of full back. Smart move haydo. His replacement dogs105 did a little bit better. Newcomer Fizzler goes straight to the bottom of the BAD Metric Ladder, while Uncle_Leo drops a few places after another impressive week by Wooshette and Smartys Power.

See you next week!

 

[spookism]

Woah - Smartys Power is number one.
Never thought I'd see the day.

 

[Smartys Power]

Woah - Smartys Power is number one.
Never thought I'd see the day.

It’s amazing what you can achieve when you stick at something long enough.

 

[spookism]

It’s amazing what you can achieve when you stick at something long enough.

Bring's a tear to the eye, young fella

 

[Freakie]

Im on a list!!

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[spookism]

Im on a list!!

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You've been on my list for a long time... dreamboat.

 

[Smartys Power]

Bring's a tear to the eye, young fella

It’s just law of averages really.