Autopsy Reverse streak v dees. Continues.

[bhoysdontcry67]

Embarassing that I spent the last quarter comparing our scores against the west coast game and that in the end we did better.

This is how fukcing low we are

Legit only good thing to happen tonight

 

[Sticksphat]

Look, we are not ordinary.





WE will need to improve significantly to get back to ordinary.

 

[Disco Dew]

Look, we are not ordinary.





WE will need to improve significantly to get back to ordinary.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Does Clarko have a genuine say in who we cut and bring in next year?

Surely a coach of his caliber knows very well 50%-60% of our list needs to go and just doesnt have it.

This losing culture is terminal.

 

[Devington]

Actually pretty miraculous we only lost the 2nd half by 4 goals while having no bench for a lot of it

I normally talk up our ability to fight through while losing heavily this year, but Melbourne started coasting and were off a 5 day break. Eye test says a lot of blokes left the field with gas in the tank.

 

[Ligma]

I was watching Corr run and he runs like his had 5 hip surgeries and has arthritis in both knees

 

[Kangaroos techno]

Feel gutted for Xerri and Chom. Both put in big preseasons and actually give a shit (which is more than most at the moment). Both wanted to stake a claim and let everyone know they're ready. Both effectively out for the year (hopefully xerri can get a few games in at the end).

Yet others that are fit and healthly are content with just going through the motions. So many frauds in our team at the moment.

 

[giantroo]

 

[kingcarey1]

Our club is full of turkeys. Get rid of them all.

 

[Roosurgence]

Luke McDonald is not a good footballer

EFA

 

[Disco Dew]

two years later won a flag. 2025 it is!

Am i doing this right?

 

[BigRedRoo]

 

[CURVE]

Noble 5-32 61.95%
Adams 1-5 66.37%
Clarko 2-5 66.53%

We are improving.

But at this rate it won't be until around 2100 before we have a coach with percentage over 100%.

 

[Sticksphat]

Sheez, Shiel, Cunners, JZ, Goldy the best for me, Jy did some good things but made some weird errors, Logue got better as the night went on, Cam worked hard but not very smart for a lot of the time.

This is the reality we are facing. We have some young talent from the last few drafts (proven and unproven), and we have some aging champions, BUT we sure have a large group of middling jobsworths that will not take us anywhere.

 

[shimaburnsgrieg]

1 moment (outside of injuries) represents where we are at.

Our Captain got outmarked in a one on one by Tom Sparrow

32

Tom Sparrow

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

5star

. Our bloke didn't get a hand on it - shook his head in surprise -'how did that happen' he said.

Sparrow kicks the goal and LMac thought ...I should have done better there.

Not many of us were surprised Luke - not many of us at all.

What we are surprised at Luke is how you were made captain and how you get a game at AFL level - that is the surprising thing in all of this - not how you got beaten by Tom Sparrow

32

Tom Sparrow

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

5star

.

 

[r00boy96]

I'm nervous about this port game in a couple weeks. After all the shit talking and hate thrown at JHF. They may just come out and beat us by 100.

 

[koshari]

WCE are worse than us. Yay?

Charly Curnows mark

 

[Sminglers]

Still only two games outside the 8

 

[CURVE]

Actually pretty miraculous we only lost the 2nd half by 4 goals while having no bench for a lot of it

I thought we looked okay(ish) after CCJ's injury and Logue went forward. McKay looked a little more comfortable and Logue looked okay as a mobile CHF.

 

[Devington]

Noble 5-32 61.95%
Adams 1-5 66.37%
Clarko 2-5 66.53%

We are improving.

But at this rate it won't be until around 2100 before we have a coach with percentage over 100%.

Noble 55.8 in year two with a supposed defensive gameplan. Our gameplan this year is taking a battering but that zone is as aggressive as any.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Does it get to the point where someone higher up has to tell the football department that Kayne Turner

28

Kayne Turner

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.5

5star

MG

150.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.8

5star

can no longer be selected in the senior team?

I don’t blame Kayne in anyway for his contract offering or game selection. His performance clearly isn’t good enough and that’s on him but the rest is someone else’s responsibility and they need to be questioned.

 

[tales129]

We're s**t. Sides are s**t all the time, it's not particularly novel or uncommon. They weren't just s**t, they were actively sabotaged. The AFL colluded to remove them from the competition.

We’ve been shit for too long.

And the afl have already tried to remove us from the competition.

Fitzroy.

 

[tazaa]

Update:
Since McKay + Log + Corr have all played together, our average losing margin is 12 goals.

Corr or McDonald needs to go.

Hell McKay needs to go

It’s fukced

 

[William Caresser]

Years of picking mids as 1st rd picks. And Liam Shields out of retirement plays better.

Shiels works harder in his twilight (now) than all our ourballers ever have. He comes from a culture of success where you worked hard or you were moved on. It's second nature to him. He's already let slip how poor our training standards were over preseason. We have the laziest culture in the AFL.

 

[Roosurgence]

I could live quite happily if the below players never wore our jumper again.

Hall (**** his 30, he never went near a Melbourne player all night the squib)
Coleman-Jones (Richmond just sent a message, surprise cockfags!)
McDonald (captain cockbrain)
McKay (lazy dogshit campaigner)
Howe (useless campaigner)
Turner (struggle to impact the Auskick game at half time)
Corr (plain garden variety shit and tonight was an improvement)

Players that I will most likely be saying the same thing about in a year or two, because they are trending towards being total spuds

Curtis Taylor

5

Curtis Taylor

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

Bailey Scott

8

Bailey Scott

Age

25

Ht

186cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

1.5

3star

CL

0.9

3star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.8

3star

CL

1.3

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

CL

0.6

3star

Tom Powell

How disgusting that a bloke that had decided to hang them up is leaps and bounds better than 95% of the list.

**** Brady Rawlings

Brady Rawlings

Age

44

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

8.7

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.3

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.8

3star

off and start playing blokes that at least give a ****.