Rex Hunt

[SBI]

Daniel Gee Sir I Accuse Yah

George Cooney

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

Rexy should go back to kissing fish. Hes a ****************.

How the Fck would you know?

It's not like we get to listen to him over here much if not at all when we have to put up with that know it all about nothing George U-R-a w-ankasich.

Unless ofcourse you actually listen to Rex Hunts calls using afl.com.au which makes you even more of an idiot for tuning into games you know he would be calling.

Go stick your head back in the sand !!!!

 

[Stafford678]

Stan Stafford
Schulz -i know nothing
i think he calls simmonds the snake man or somthing?
The Calf-Richo
Batman and Robin- Richo/Nathan Brown (not sure if thats a rexy call)

Stiffy- Graham Johncock
Horney Torney- Jason Torney
The Matrice- Primus
Who Got Laid- Brendon Lade

ahh i cant remember jeff farmers, somthing about produce?
Sammy Hammil

 

[1980GFVideo]

Just out of interest, of the people who get off on Rexs' Nicknames, how many of the following criteria do you fit. 8/8 is a perfect score

got excited when Doug Hawkins tried to drink a beer on his head on that lame Channel 7 show. Followed Doug Hawkins to channel 7 because a bloke wetting himself was just the hottest comedy in town - 1 point

see Barb on the Footy show as an icon and have an understanding on why she is actually there - 1 point

run up to Sam when he goes out to do Street Talk like its thier big moment in the sun. - 1 point

Turn up to Warrick Capper and Jackos' shows where Capper mimicks his mark from the eighties and Jacko does handstands while people are clapping wildly as if the joke is still as fresh as the day it first occured. - 2 points

Purchased the House of Bulger DVD - 2 points

Saw Danny Southern as a media talent because he brought a snake in on the Footy Show - 1 point

 

[CatManDo]

go rex

Seconded.

 

[hirthy]

Rexie is a bloody legend, i'll never forget the day someone was smoking in front of the commentary box, and Rex went off his ****. Love listening to when he calls the games, especially Geelong now that Yablett Yablettt YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Is back

 

[Patrick Bullet]

What ends in u-n-t and smells fishy?

 

[yablett29]

Geelong
Steven King- Leo King
Tom harley - chrome motorbike
jimmy bartel - belltell
andrew mackie - the prime mover
brad ottens - ot and sticky
david haynes- desmond haynes
james kelly- ned
will slade- charles slade
tom lonergan- the serial killer or dan
shannon byrnes- ed
kent kingsley- ben kingsley
cam mooney - the big hairy cat
matthew mccarthy- the great mccarthy
gary ablett - yyyyaaaaaaabbbblllleeettttttttttttttttttttt
matthew scarlett - gunner
jarad rooke - castle
paul chapman - the cranium or brazilian

david wojcinksi - monica
josh hunt - not rexy
cameron ling - rockling

 

[lenny&carl]

The Bald Eagleton, of Footscray
Oh Oh OOh Mister Hardwick, Damien, from Debbie Does Dallas.

 

[Murray]

Can someone tell me the point of all these (not funny) made up names?

Why does every player need a Hunt made up name?

 

[lenny&carl]

Point? Nah no point, this is Rex Hunt.

 

[SnIcKeRs #3]

i reckon rexy is a gun commentator if you wanna listen to bloody boring as ol hell commentating go listen to it on the telly with eddie and bereton and gay lyyon but me i would much rather listen to rex as he calls with such great emotion and livleyness

 

[doppleganger]

Just out of interest, of the people who get off on Rexs' Nicknames, how many of the following criteria do you fit. 8/8 is a perfect score

got excited when Doug Hawkins tried to drink a beer on his head on that lame Channel 7 show. Followed Doug Hawkins to channel 7 because a bloke wetting himself was just the hottest comedy in town - 1 point

see Barb on the Footy show as an icon and have an understanding on why she is actually there - 1 point

run up to Sam when he goes out to do Street Talk like its thier big moment in the sun. - 1 point

Turn up to Warrick Capper and Jackos' shows where Capper mimicks his mark from the eighties and Jacko does handstands while people are clapping wildly as if the joke is still as fresh as the day it first occured. - 2 points

Purchased the House of Bulger DVD - 2 points

Saw Danny Southern as a media talent because he brought a snake in on the Footy Show - 1 point

dead

 

[SnIcKeRs #3]

dead

wat does that mean
????????/

 

[GDUB]

For those that arent fluent in "Rex", these might help you keep up rather than having to listen to those boring tools on MMM.
Heres a few more that havent been mentioned ...

Little boy Lappin - Matthew Lappin
Cha, Cha, Chaffey
'Roy' Simmonds - Troy Simmonds
Dr Pink - Nathan Brown
Batman & Robin - Richo and Nathan Brown
Arnaud Clement - James Clement
Mal Browns boy - Campbell Brown
Vinnie Waites boy - Jarrad Waite
The Orange Roughy - Leppitch
Paul Keating - Clark Keating
"Here comes the Judd"
McLeods Daughters
Of no abode - Matthew Bode
Notting Hill -Tim Notting
Neville Selwood - either Brisbane or WCE Selwood
The burning ring of fire - Scott Burns
Perry Como - Prestigiacomo
MAxwell Smart - Nick MAxwell
Grumpy old Bill Jacobs - Danny Jacobs
King Solomon
The primary producer - Jeff Farmer
Tell us a story - Rayden Tallis
The rifle man - Mark Williams
Orsome Wells
Ray white (He's alright!) - Jeff White
Nice n' Neatz
Sylvia's mother - Colin Sylvia
Glen Wheatley
Brogan Josh - Dean Brogan
Heavy overnight Dew
Thurstan Howel the 3rd - Toby Thurstans
Deck the halls - Ray Hall
The Street - Cain Ackland
Gear Rig - Gehrig
Frankie Peckett
The Nacker - Jason Ball
Bill & Boyd - Matthew Boyd
Christopher Cross - Daniel Cross
Hahn premium Light

 

[amazingjoshy]

Just out of interest, of the people who get off on Rexs' Nicknames, how many of the following criteria do you fit. 8/8 is a perfect score

got excited when Doug Hawkins tried to drink a beer on his head on that lame Channel 7 show. Followed Doug Hawkins to channel 7 because a bloke wetting himself was just the hottest comedy in town - 1 point

see Barb on the Footy show as an icon and have an understanding on why she is actually there - 1 point

run up to Sam when he goes out to do Street Talk like its thier big moment in the sun. - 1 point

Turn up to Warrick Capper and Jackos' shows where Capper mimicks his mark from the eighties and Jacko does handstands while people are clapping wildly as if the joke is still as fresh as the day it first occured. - 2 points

Purchased the House of Bulger DVD - 2 points

Saw Danny Southern as a media talent because he brought a snake in on the Footy Show - 1 point

Think you're too intelligent to laugh at Rex's commentating, then post smart arse, unfunny bollocks like this insulting people who don't take themselves too seriously - 87654 points

 

[lenny&carl]

Awesome Wells is a good one.