Rhyming slang

[Dan26]

Barry Crocker = shocker
Sausage roll = goal
Meat pie = try (in rugby)
hi diddle diddle = through the middle
horses hoof = ****

There are heaps more, but I don't want to mention them, because I want people to respond to this and tell me some of their favouite rhyming slang.

 

[coxon]

was posted by someone in the 'how long / shower thread'..

re being in the shower... getting caught having a 'commonwealth bank'...

i thought that was a great one... really made me laugh out loud.. hehehe...

 

[jod23]

No Dan not Barry Crocker...its Fremantle Docker

 

[Dan26]

Ha ha ha. That's a good one.

What about:

Hit the frog and toad = hit the road.

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Have you got your mobile phone?=Have you go your dog and bone?

 

[Fat Red]

My favourite has to be seppo=septic tank=Yank=American.

 

[Mobbs]

or Sherman Tank ...

Dead Horse - Tomato Sauce.

Butcher's Hook/Captain Cook - A look.

I have an old encyclopaedia type thing which lists hundreds in an area devoted to them.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Horny mole = goal........love shouting that one out at the footy.

 

[PC28]

Dogs Eye = Meat Pie
Ian Turpie = Slurpee
Thomas The Tank = Having a ****
Jam Tart = Heart

 

[walshy1993]

John Bull - pull
Furry muff - fair enough

Dogs Eye - pie

 

[hilly]

Originally posted by walshy1993
John Bull - pull

Let's not forget Uncle Doug (tug) in all of this

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Cream Crackered: I played footy for ten minutes and I feel absolutely cream crackered (knackered)

Hank Marvin: I haven't had anything to eat since breakfast and I'm Hank Marvin (Starvin')

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Schindlers List? = pissed

Brahms and Lizst? = pissed

Chevy chase? = face

haw haw

 

[Dippers Donuts]

oh i forgot;

Vera Lyns = Thins (ciggie papers)

Oscar Ashe = cash

 

[Stucey]

Jatz Crackers - I think we all know where that is!!

 

[Shermanator]

A few of the top of my uncle fred (head).....oldies but goodies..

* Bristol cities - tities. (ie - GREAT Bristols!!)

* Hit-n-miss - piss. (ie - I'm busting for a hit-n-miss)

* I've got a desert rat in my white ants so I might have a commonwealth bank - I've got a fat in my pants so I might have a w@nk

* Christopher Skase - face. (ie - I just got whacked in the Crissy Skase!)

 

[GoEagles]

Originally posted by Stucey
Jatz Crackers - I think we all know where that is!!

Jatz Crackers = Crackers Keenan?

Cart and Horse = Tomato Sauce
Apples and Pears = Stairs
TinLids = Kids
Trouble and Strife = Wife

We should try and think up some for footballers...

Chuck-a-Spac = Heath Black or Shauny Mac
Square and Nerd = James Hird
Brick and Moss = Michael Voss
Getting Annoyed = Matthew Lloyd
Man Down Under = David Wirrupunda
Show and Tell = Peter Bell
Drinking and Fights = Matthew Knights
Voice like a Machette = Dennis Cometti

Now your turn, have them as random as possible!

 

[Mr Ripper]

My favourite (that I made up, btw ) is 'Senator Button dressed up as Yosemite Sam', for any trendy old dames who haven't quite come to terms with the passage of time.

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
My favourite (that I made up, btw ) is 'Senator Button dressed up as Yosemite Sam', for any trendy old dames who haven't quite come to terms with the passage of time.

mutton dressed as lamb?....I'll pay that.

Or Deborah Hutton dressed as Dwayne Lamb...(remember him).

 

[Mobbs]

April Showers - Flowers.
China Plate - Mate.
Duchess of Fife - Wife.
Joe Blake - Steak (Eng) or Snake (Aust)
Rubberdy Dub - Pub.
Noah's Ark - Shark.

 

[NakedDeadGuy]

I went to get a can out of the Jaidyn Leskie, the lid came off and got me right in the Gladstone Smalls. "You bloody Rex Hunt" said I, as my missus laughed at me. "You know, you can be a real Rob Sitch" I told her as I buggered off with a bad case of the Brad Pitts.

 

[BT]

Artichoke = Coke

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

lol BT another looooong post

2 more till your 200th

 

[Nic]

I have huge plates of meat, unfortunately.

 

[IAMDASH]

What a cracking thread:

I am drinking Malcolm Blights - Lights ; as in light beer; Nah mate Im on the Malcolms.
Whose Wally Grout
Nice Vatican Cities
Stick it up your Kyber Pass
I'll just have a David Gower
Before me David I'll have a Rodney Hogg
Got pretty Adrian Quist last night and had a Chrissy Mew