Richmond Carols

[Khan]

On the first day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
and a Browny kicking a goal!

On the second day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the third day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Eleven Polaks blocking,
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Twelve Richos spraying,
Eleven Polaks blocking,
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

 

[Khan]

Add a bedtime story I tell my daughter


Every Tiger
Down in Richmond
Liked Tiger Premierships a lot...
But Eddie,
Who lived just North of Richmond,
Did NOT!
Eddie hated Tiger Premierships!
The whole Tiger season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his boots were to tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his head was two sizes too large.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His head or his boots,

He stood there on Season Eve, hating the Tigers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Magpie frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Tiger down in Richmond beneath
Was busy now, hanging a crepe paper wreath.
"And they're hanging their socks!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow it starts! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his fat fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to stop the Tigers from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All the Tiger girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their scarves!
And then! Oh, the roar! Oh, the roar! roar! roar! roar!
That's one thing he hated! The ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!
Then the Tigers, young and old, would sit down to a pie.
And they'd eat! And they'd eat!
And they'd EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT!
They would start on jam donnuts, and really hot chips
Which was something that Eddie couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Tiger down in Richmond, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with the Siren a sounding.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Tigers would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd YELLOW! AND! BLACK! They’d SING!
And the more that Eddie thought of the Richmond theme Song
The more Eddie thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for forty five years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop the Tigers winning!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
EDDIE
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Eddie laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Stripes Dyers hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Magpie trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like a Tiger quick!"
"All I need is a cheer member"
Eddie looked around.
But since cheer squad members are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Eddie..?
No! Eddie simply said,
"If I can't find a member, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog Joffa. Then he took some black thread
And he tied a long tail to his bum with some thread.
THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a ramshakle train
And he picked up old Joffa.
Then the Eddie said, "Zone 2!"
And the tram started down
Toward Jolimont station where the Tigers
Lay a-snooze in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snores filled the air.
All the Tigers were all dreaming of Richo without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," old Eddie Tiger hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could Eddie.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little crepe paper wreathes all hung in a row.
"These colours," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every colour!
Floggers! And flags! Clackers ! Drums!
Footballs! Scarves! Jumpers! And Paints!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Eddie, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he slunk to the fridge. He took the Food!
He took the pies! He took the beer!
He cleaned out that fridge as quick as a flash.
Why, that Eddie even took their last can of VB
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Eddie "I will stuff up the Banner!"
And the Eddie grabbed the banner, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Tiger!
Little Molly Moo, who was not more than seven.
The Eddie had been caught by this little Tiger daughter
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Stripes, why,
"Why are you taking our banner? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Eddie was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Stripes lied,
"There's a streamer on this tree that’s too tight on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent he to bed.
And when Molly Moo went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the banner up!
Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire.
And the one speck of food
The he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Then
He did the same thing
To the other Tiger' houses
Leaving crumbs
Much too small
For the other Tigers' mouses!
It was quarter past dawn...
All the Tigers, still a-bed
All the Tigers, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their Footballs! The streamers! The wrappings!
The flags! And the boots! The jumpers! The trappings!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Dandenong,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the Tigers!" he was pie like a humming.
"They're finding out now that no Premierships coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the Tigers down in Richmond will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned Eddie
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And Eddie put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Richmond!
Eddie popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Tiger down in Richmond, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any footy gear at all!
He HADN'T stopped the Season from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And Eddie, with his magpie-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without Scarves! It came without flags!
"It came without boots, banners or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then Eddie thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Premierships," he thought, "doesn't come from cahnnel 9.
"Maybe Premierships...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...in Richmond they say
That the Eddies big head
Shrunk three sizes that day!
And the minute his head didn't feel quite so large,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the gear! And the food for the game!
And he...

...HE HIMSELF...!
cheered Richo that day


MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

Dashing through the Pack
The Opposition only see his back
All our Ferals Yell
Drooling all the Way

Lids has got the Pill
A Goal he is about to Drill
Oh its a magic site
When our Young cubs are in full flight

Jungle Bells Jungle Bells
Deledio all the way
Oh What fun
For a Tigers Fan
When Brett comes out to play

HEY

Jungle Bells Jungle Bells
Deledio all the way
Oh what fun for a Tigers fan
When our number 3 makes the opposition pay.

 

[Khan]

Thats the Tiger Xmas Spirit

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

I'm dreaming of a Tiger Premiership
Just like the one when I was 5 Years Old
Where the M.C.G glistens
All the Tiger fans are P*** ‘n
To sing our Club Song would be Gold

I'm dreaming of a Tiger Premiership
Finally at the end of our Dark Tunnel there is Light
May our days be merry
A Richmond premiership what a Sight

I'm dreaming of a Tiger Premiership
With every year that ticks on by
May our days be merry
A Richmond Premiership would make everything come Bright

 

[trashos mob]

wat about something for the jews on here?

 

[Khan]

Send me a chankah(sp?) Carol and I'll see what I can do


Respects

Khan

 

[mellowyellow]

wat about something for the jews on here?

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Every body stops and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas is a preimership,
a premiership, a premiership!
Gee, if I could only a premiership,
then I could wish you "Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Terrys tanned like some burnt gristle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh)

All I want for Christmas a premiership,
a premiership, a premiership.
Gee, if I could only a premiership,
then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"

Merry X-mas Tiges

 

[oxx]

Surely the time spent writing this little piece would have been better spent Khan.....Merry Xmas brother.

On the first day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
and a Browny kicking a goal!

On the second day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the third day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Eleven Polaks blocking,
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Richmond Football Club sent to me
Twelve Richos spraying,
Eleven Polaks blocking,
Ten Simmos Scoring,
Nine Howats Waiting,
Eight Delidios balking,
Seven Polos hunting,
Six Karks sleeping,
Five Schultxes saluting,
Four Tambos calling,
Three Rainsy running,
Two Bowdens waxing,
And a Browny kicking a goal!

 

[Tigerrific]

Silent Night

It’s Friday night, the Tiges will fight!
Johnson’s calm, Richo‘s bright,
Deledio, Tambling, Foley and Tuck,
Knobel and Simmo play in the ruck,
We’ll see the fury unleashed,
We’ll see the fury unleashed.

It’s Friday night, the “G” is bright!
Brownie’s leg is now all right,
Pettifer kicks a goal from afar;
Rainsey is an absolute star!
The Tigers' new era is born!
The Tigers' new era is born!

It’s Friday night, watch Matthew White!
Polo’s tagging is very tight!
Now we have Graham Polak
To help out Gaspar down the back!
We’ll play in finals next year,
We’ll play in finals next year!

It’s Friday night, what a sight!
Cogs is playing with all his might,
Bowdens run rampant all over the place,
Kicking the ball with style and grace,
Soon the flag will be ours,
Soon the flag will be ours!

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

oh they are funny love them

 

[Hawk Dork]

wat about something for the jews on here?

http://www.jewsforjesus.org/