Banter Richmond vs Collingwood Excuses Inc

[Sterge]

After a brief hiatus banter is back

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Collingwood or Richmond supporters)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

And with that, begin

 

[Michaels]

Richmond: 99,289 members

Hopefully Collingwood can aspire to be the biggest club in the AFL one day.

 

[_Wang_]

Subscribed.

 

[Shazza_]

 

[Dr Tigris]

Richmond: 99,289 members

Hopefully Collingwood can aspire to be the biggest club in the AFL one day.

You're kidding right??

 

[canadamatt]

The best team in the AFL against the bravest team in the AFL. I have feeling the both teams will go home winners on a Saturday afternoon.

The Tiges win the four points quite easily, and the pies win the hearts of all fair minded footy fans everywhere, based on what is sure to be a very brave performance (aka a 40+ point drubbing).

#MoralCup #PiesGF

 

[AlorraVex]

 

[Magpie Monopoly]

Clearance sale now on, save the rush before next weekend:

https://www.2ndsworld.com.au/oven-cooktop-rangehood-stove/microwave/electric-microwave

 

[Sterge]

Clearance sale now on, save the rush before next weekend:

https://www.2ndsworld.com.au/oven-cooktop-rangehood-stove/microwave/electric-microwave

2nds world??? This isn't Collingwood, we have jobs, we only buy new Microwaves

 

[Magpie Monopoly]

2nds world??? This isn't Collingwood, we have jobs, we only buy new Microwaves

I was going to post JBHIFI but i'm not sure the coupons work there....

They do have a bargain bin though, we know Richmond loves getting its stock from bargain bins. AAA stuff always seems to be unavailable....

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-10-21/pies-finally-land-treloar-for-multiple-draft-picks

 

[Sterge]

I was going to post JBHIFI but i'm not sure the coupons work there....

They do have a bargain bin though, we know Richmond loves getting its stock from bargain bins. AAA stuff always seems to be unavailable....

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-10-21/pies-finally-land-treloar-for-multiple-draft-picks

When Rioli and Prestia tear you a new one on Saturday i'm sure we will all be happy with how that turned out

 

[Magpie Monopoly]

When Rioli and Prestia tear you a new one on Saturday i'm sure we will all be happy with how that turned out

He prefers the name Dion.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-dion-73505.htm

What a shock the demand for that name started dropping in 2016??

I recall the demand for Dion being red-hot. Don't think we were interested otherwise he would be a pies player right now. We prefer players who don't have baby hands.

 

[Roachy8]

Fancy Howe being beaten for mark of the year by this average effort....

 

[Sterge]

He prefers the name Dion.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-dion-73505.htm

What a shock the demand for that name started dropping in 2016??

I recall the demand for Dion being red-hot. Don't think we were interested otherwise he would be a pies player right now. We prefer players who don't have baby hands.

My point was that the 2 first round picks they wanted for Treloar got us Prestia and Rioli and by extension Caddy since we got the pick we used for Caddy from GC as part of the Prestia trade.

Is Treloar better individually than those 3 sure, would I trade Rioli Prestia and Caddy for Treloar * no you would be insane to do so

 

[Magpie Monopoly]

My point was that the 2 first round picks they wanted for Treloar got us Prestia and Rioli and by extension Caddy since we got the pick we used for Caddy from GC as part of the Prestia trade.

Is Treloar better individually than those 3 sure, would I trade Rioli Prestia and Caddy for Treloar **** no you would be insane to do so

Ahhhhh, I like what you've done there.

The power of positive thinking

 

[JR#8]

Hope we can get up for this one. We have a few injuries.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

He prefers the name Dion.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-dion-73505.htm

What a shock the demand for that name started dropping in 2016??

I recall the demand for Dion being red-hot. Don't think we were interested otherwise he would be a pies player right now. We prefer players who don't have baby hands.

Yeah and like Degooey is a classy name too! Found in Police Records only and not Baby Names Books!

 

[TJASTA]

Who has the better list?

 

[Magpie Monopoly]

Yeah and like Degooey is a classy name too! Found in Police Records only and not Baby Names Books!
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Im sure there will be plenty of babies named De Goey after September, or should be named De Goey anyway (apparently he has trouble keeping the women off as is)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Who has the better list?

That's simple, Collingwood, obviously, that's why they're top of the lad.......oh wait.

 

[captain cotch 9]

BT: Exclusive here with Big Nank the Tank...
Excuse me Nank...did you hear that Collingwood have injuries????

Nank........

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Im sure there will be plenty of babies named De Goey after September, or should be named De Goey anyway (apparently he has trouble keeping the women off as is)

Cue Shazza's pics of Degooeys love interests that want to bear his offspring...

 

[mad_tiggy911]

De Gooey reminds me of sticky semen fingers.

 

[BBC1967]

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Classic!!!!! But so true..

 

[DontArgue4]

Im sure there will be plenty of babies named De Goey after September, or should be named De Goey anyway (apparently he has trouble keeping the women off as is)

why? hes an ugly campaigner