Oppo Camp Richmondo Thingo (Banter Thread)

[Max Levern]

haha sorry. "Before you leave to".

 

[Duckworth]

haha sorry. I was laughing too much to worry about punctuation. I'll slow it down for you, i know essendon supporters aren't the quickest of cats. Before you leave you cash your dole cheque remember to empty that piss bag, so you don't have to piss on the streets. You know, just basic behavioural standards.

that wouldn't be a personal insult would it?

 

[ZAAHAARAKIS!!!!!]

richmond are really bad and they suck and their facilities suck and their sash sucks and dustin martin slept through training and damien harwick has gone soft and yellow is for fruits and punt road is basically one large crack den and richmond can't draft and terry wallace in an idiot and danny frawley is actually a spud

*written in language tigs supporters can comprehend*

 

[laxation]

Max you came flying out of the woodwork with an absolute blinder there son. keep up the good form.

 

[laxation]

richmond are really bad and they suck and their facilities suck and their sash sucks and dustin martin slept through training and damien harwick has gone soft and yellow is for fruits and punt road is basically one large crack den and richmond can't draft and terry wallace in an idiot and danny frawley is actually a spud

*written in language tigs supporters can comprehend*

yeah but they dont need punctuation because using punctuation just means your slow and dont get things

 

[DapperDon]

haha sorry. I was laughing too much to worry about punctuation. I'll slow it down for you, i know essendon supporters aren't the quickest of cats. Before you leave you cash your dole cheque remember to empty that piss bag, so you don't have to piss on the streets. You know, just basic behavioural standards.

How much do people get on the dole these days?

Those piss bags seem rather expensive and rather unnecessary, much cheaper to piss on the streets.

When number 2 is needed, just head to Punt Road doorstep. Usually a small mound there already so just add to it.

 

[snax]

haha sorry. "Before you leave to".

Don't forget to get a happy meal on the way home

 

[Doss]

haha sorry. I was laughing too much to worry about punctuation. I'll slow it down for you, i know essendon supporters aren't the quickest of cats. Before you leave you cash your dole cheque remember to empty that piss bag, so you don't have to piss on the streets. You know, just basic behavioural standards.

 

[snax]

Absolute Gold Dos23

 

[RICHOLEGEND12]

Beautiful this time of the year too.

Is the lightning strike suppose to symbolise essendons season? or is the plane heading into the abyss symbolising their future? im confused.

 

[kadda]

Moronic terms such as 'bummer' is all I can muster

 

[Max Levern]

haha this is gold. That last one about the number 2 on the doorstep was pretty good. Cheers laxation, agree with some of you on the drafting. Little fact to fuel the trolls, when Wallace first coached the club they didn't have a full-time selector.

 

[Duckworth]

Is the lightning strike suppose to symbolise essendons season? or is the plane heading into the abyss symbolising their future? im confused.

I think it's the home ground for Collins' new club. Oval a bit overgrown TBH.

 

[Doss]

Quoting a Billy Madison film clip - really says a lot about bummer supporters intellect

Hi and welcome to BigFooty, troll. Solid first post.

So, Mr One Post Hero, what have you got to say about the intellect of Bitchmond supporters then? I mean, you have dumping chicken turds on the door step of the club; mailing turds to your own coach; and who could forget microwaving of memberships.

Real brainiacs down at Munt Road.

 

[snax]

Quoting a Billy Madison film clip - really says a lot about bummer supporters intellect

ha ha, bummer, very clever..

 

[kadda]

ha ha, bummer, very clever..

Sorry, do you guys prefer to be called veruca salt these days? My bad

 

[kadda]

Hi and welcome to BigFooty, troll. Solid first post.

So, Mr One Post Hero, what have you got to say about the intellect of Bitchmond supporters then? I mean, you have dumping chicken turds on the door step of the club; mailing turds to your own coach; and who could forget microwaving of memberships.

Real brainiacs down at Munt Road.

Aww, did I hurt your feelings? Sorry. Did you need a tissue or a tampon?

 

[Max Levern]

DapperDon, don't worry about how much the dole is, i have a good prospect coming up for you paying 700,000 a year. You will be a glorified middle manager that sends messages between the players and Bomber. Sound good? Unfortunately the position only lasts a few seasons if your lucky.

 

[Doss]

UpTheGuts, please come back. Trying to decipher the dribble coming from these 11 year-olds is a bit tiresome.

 

[Max Levern]

Essendon Coach

 

[DapperDon]

DapperDon, don't worry about how much the dole is, i have a good prospect coming up for you paying 700,000 a year. You will be a glorified middle manager that sends messages between the players and Bomber. Sound good? Unfortunately the position only lasts a few seasons if your lucky.

Ha, this did give me a laugh I'll be honest.

 

[Max Levern]

Listen Genuises, both teams are not going to play finals. Why do people bring up the last 30 years? It has as much relevence as the last 50 years or the last 100 years. If you aren't playing finals in 2012 no-one gives a s**t about you, doesn't matter if you finish 9th or 18th.

 

[Max Levern]

Thanks dapper, i'll admit i'm still laughing about the s**t mounting up on the doorstep.

 

[Handsuper47]

Max, we all know neither of us are going to play finals BUT the important thing is finishing on top of them. That's still a possibility I'm looking forward to

 

[snax]

Thankyou Richmond supporters