What a travesty!
I cannot possibly accept this award in preference to the below:
I cannot possibly accept this award in preference to the below:
Here you go roobear, this belongs to you.
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Rocco's poetry thread
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Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
What a travesty!
I cannot possibly accept this award in preference to the below:
Here you go roobear, this belongs to you.
DCFC that poem was posted today hence he is ineligible to win yesterdays poem of the day (confused yet?)
Roobears poem is winning today's poem of the day and tomorrow he might be announced as yesterdays (which is today) poem of the day.
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An extremely generous gesture, DCFC, but I couldn't have accepted anyway. You won fair and square, and I am very noble and extremely humble in defeat. In fact, I am the king of humility.
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Roobear you didn't get defeated. It's just that DCFC's poem was from yesterday and yours today. They were not judged against eachother.
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For God's sake Rocco, could you just let my perfect display of humility stand on its own for the world to admire?
Anyway, as I am not here on the weekends, I would like to submit this poem for tomorrow:
There was an ex-Hawker called Rocket
whose joy had turned into rage
when he found out his new forward pocket
was a big bastard of his own age
big D1ck said "it's my choice don't knock it
until its success you can guage"
but Rod said "I'll get you back Lockett-
it's MY retirement on the back page
There once was a guy named Bill
Who swallowed a nucleur pill
the doctor said "cough"
that darn thing went off
and they found his head in Brazil
Who swallowed a nucleur pill
the doctor said "cough"
that darn thing went off
and they found his head in Brazil
Mother mother ****
Mother mother **** ****
Mother ****
Mother ****
Noinch, noinch, noinch!
Smokin' weed
Smokin' weed
Doin' coke
Drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties
Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Fifteen dollars little man,
Put that **** in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me
Owe me owe
Mother mother **** ****
Mother ****
Mother ****
Noinch, noinch, noinch!
Smokin' weed
Smokin' weed
Doin' coke
Drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties
Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Fifteen dollars little man,
Put that **** in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me
Owe me owe
I cannot claim this as original but my favourite limmerick
There was an old lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died.
The apples fermented,
inside the lamented,
and made cider inside her insides.
Vindaloo Mat
There was an old lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died.
The apples fermented,
inside the lamented,
and made cider inside her insides.
Vindaloo Mat
Fat and skinny went to war,
Fat got shot by an apple core
Fat got shot by an apple core
Ode to Rocco
When will my poems get any attention?
Will it take some divine intervention?
Will Chooky and Roobear beat me again?
All these questions are driving me insane.
So c'mon Rocco, can't you see?
What this poem thread is doing to me.
I can't sleep at night, it's true!
I just want some special attention from you...
The Hitman
When will my poems get any attention?
Will it take some divine intervention?
Will Chooky and Roobear beat me again?
All these questions are driving me insane.
So c'mon Rocco, can't you see?
What this poem thread is doing to me.
I can't sleep at night, it's true!
I just want some special attention from you...
The Hitman
the price of popularity
finally, a thread i can relate to. i love wrirint poetry. only thing i can do, although it ain't that good. this is my latest poem; the price of popularity:
Yes, i can see the pain,
The hurt in your eyes,
I know you'r holding back,
But everyone cries.
Popularity builds up,
Into nothing at all,
It's great when you're happy,
But did you plan for the fall?
You're a hazard to yourself,
You let you consume you,
Eat away at your insides,
You bit of more than you could chew.
If you hadn't been so fukced up,
and you didn't just care about yourself,
Us 'loners' would try and help you,
But now you have no-one else.
i no it is bad, but live with it.
finally, a thread i can relate to. i love wrirint poetry. only thing i can do, although it ain't that good. this is my latest poem; the price of popularity:
Yes, i can see the pain,
The hurt in your eyes,
I know you'r holding back,
But everyone cries.
Popularity builds up,
Into nothing at all,
It's great when you're happy,
But did you plan for the fall?
You're a hazard to yourself,
You let you consume you,
Eat away at your insides,
You bit of more than you could chew.
If you hadn't been so fukced up,
and you didn't just care about yourself,
Us 'loners' would try and help you,
But now you have no-one else.
i no it is bad, but live with it.
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Re: Ode to Rocco
Hitter that's BigFooty's first "poem of the week" winner.
That Rocco reference got you over the line I must say, the rest of the poem wasn't too bad either.
Hitter that's BigFooty's first "poem of the week" winner.
That Rocco reference got you over the line I must say, the rest of the poem wasn't too bad either.
Re: Re: Ode to Rocco
Well, thankyou Rocco. It's an honour.
Does it go in your signature, or does Chooky's effort stay there? Do I get to announce my successor tomorrow?
The Hitman
Well, thankyou Rocco. It's an honour.
Does it go in your signature, or does Chooky's effort stay there? Do I get to announce my successor tomorrow?
The Hitman
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Re: Re: Re: Ode to Rocco
Yeah Hitter I like your idea about choosing a sucessor.
Yeah Hitter I like your idea about choosing a sucessor.
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I had a happy day.
Until I met Suzi.
Now i am scared.
Until I met Suzi.
Now i am scared.
I need to appoint a successor, so how about some funny poems.
The Hitman
The Hitman
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There once was a man from leeds
who swallowed a bucket of seeds
a metre of grass
grew out of his ass
and his balls were full of weeds
who swallowed a bucket of seeds
a metre of grass
grew out of his ass
and his balls were full of weeds
Bomber Spirit
Norm Smith Medallist
ROTFLMAO!!!
That is an absolute classic Stegelator.
Several million out of 10 for style. catgirl2002
Team Captain
Well thought I would add my little voice to this poem thread. I have for you:
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke in the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true...
*****************************
Johnny was a little boy
Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4
This one I learnt in my science class at high school, to help us remember the chemical equation difference between water and sulpuric acid by my science teacher, and it worked!
keep smiling
Jennifer
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke in the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true...
*****************************
Johnny was a little boy
Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4
This one I learnt in my science class at high school, to help us remember the chemical equation difference between water and sulpuric acid by my science teacher, and it worked!
keep smiling
Jennifer
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Well I can't write poetry, sucked at it big time so I'm stealing one of my fiancee's poems that she had published.
Two Worlds, One Solution
A child is born,
An old woman dies.
People are happy,
Yet homeless still cry.
A child learns to walk,
An old man is lame.
The guilty are let free,
Is there no justice to be?
Think to yourself,
How lucky u are.
To have a big house,
With a pool and a spa.
There are people out there,
With no place to live.
Each time you see a charity,
Remember to give
Two Worlds, One Solution
A child is born,
An old woman dies.
People are happy,
Yet homeless still cry.
A child learns to walk,
An old man is lame.
The guilty are let free,
Is there no justice to be?
Think to yourself,
How lucky u are.
To have a big house,
With a pool and a spa.
There are people out there,
With no place to live.
Each time you see a charity,
Remember to give
Meh, there can be better than that. I wanna be rolling around. That barely raised a smirk.
C'mon!
The Hitman
C'mon!
The Hitman
