Rock bottom

[Viney]

How many opposition players have got 30+ against us?

To find the answer to that would kill the internet

 

[Cannon82]

How many opposition players have got 30+ against us?

Probably easier to list the ones who haven't.

 

[Supermercado]

How many opposition players have got 30+ against us?

How many nobodies have their only good game of the year against us. Last year some old mate from North had about 40 touches and has probably never played ones again. See also Wilkes, Beau (pre-Maister).

 

[Deefolt]

How many nobodies have their only good game of the year against us. Last year some old mate from North had about 40 touches and has probably never played ones again. See also Wilkes, Beau (pre-Maister).

same can be said about ted richards when he was at essendon, see kent kingsley

 

[LeverPuller]

We are the AFL side with the longest non-finals-playing period.

 

[CWaffles]

Not sure if you guys have seen this Moneyball Spoof yet? Pretty funny, but unfortunately for us pretty depressing too.

 

[Major Colvin]

Not sure if you guys have seen this Moneyball Spoof yet? Pretty funny, but unfortunately for us pretty depressing too.

That is pretty funny! Guess you have to laugh at our plight otherwise its all misery

 

[AFL is Number One]

Rock Bottom?....it's a moving and ever changing target with us. Just when I thought that's it....we can't possibly get lower....up pops the Freo effort.

Again....we failed to crack 50 points for a game.

Pathetic. Do you think they handed back the pay cheque? How many of these duds will make a donation to the next Debt Demolition beg from the club.

Hey Davey you lazy non footballer...how's about donating some of that 450k back to the club that gave you a chance.To give this spud a four year contract on 450 k a year has to have been one of the worst decisions by this board...ever!

 

[Devastating Boris]

Davey set to announce retirement in 10ins.

 

[CWaffles]

Rock Bottom?....it's a moving and ever changing target with us. Just when I thought that's it....we can't possibly get lower....up pops the Freo effort.

Again....we failed to crack 50 points for a game.

Pathetic. Do you think they handed back the pay cheque? How many of these duds will make a donation to the next Debt Demolition beg from the club.

Hey Davey you lazy non footballer...how's about donating some of that 450k back to the club that gave you a chance.To give this spud a four year contract on 450 k a year has to have been one of the worst decisions by this board...ever!

Wow...this is a little awkward...

 

[Cannon82]

Wow...this is a little awkward...

You'd be less forgiving if you'd known the reason he was so slow towards the end of his career was because he was wearing solid gold budgie smugglers.

 

[Supermercado]

Are we all feeling a bit better now?

I think I'm about 15% less likely to self-harm about footy than in August but I've got my toaster ready just in case.

 

[Bluelegs]

When this thread started we were at the bottom of Marinas Trench

I'd say we're around the Hadal zone right now, still got a long way to go.

 

[LeverPuller]

Are we all feeling a bit better now?

I think I'm about 15% less likely to self-harm about footy than in August but I've got my toaster ready just in case.

Microwave sales are back to regular operating levels?

 

[Andy_Mac]

$3.1M statutory loss.

Dive, dive, dive

 

[SuburbanMe]

$3.1M statutory loss.

Dive, dive, dive

forecast for a profit next year.

It's ok, we have responsible people in charge now.

 

[Supermercado]

When this thread started we were at the bottom of Marinas Trench

I'd say we're around the Hadal zone right now, still got a long way to go.

"It is believed there are lower undiscovered points". Hush up science.

 

[adamelliott]

I see us as not over the marianas trench and going down; but down in the marianas trench and looking up.
I suggest this as we have got rid of the bugler

 

[fushy]

Getting rid of the bugler was when we started backup from the bottom.

 

[Bluelegs]

Getting rid of the bugler was when we started backup from the bottom.

The bugler needs to be replaced with Peter Jackson walking onto the ground, going to a microphone and saying "suck my dick [insert opposition team]" then backing out of the ground with his two middle fingers in the air.

 

[RandB]

The bugler needs to be replaced with Peter Jackson walking onto the ground, going to a microphone and saying "suck my dick [insert opposition team]" then backing out of the ground with his two middle fingers in the air.

Mate, actions speak louder than words with a guy like PJ.










Just the fingers...

 

[SuburbanMe]

The bugler needs to be replaced with Peter Jackson walking onto the ground, going to a microphone and saying "suck my dick [insert opposition team]" then backing out of the ground with his two middle fingers in the air.

I actually just saw this happen in my head, and am laughing my ass off cuz as he's walking out with fingers held high, he has this look on his face:

 

[LeverPuller]

I see us as not over the marianas trench and going down; but down in the marianas trench and looking up.
I suggest this as we have got rid of the bugler

You know he's still around right? He sits in the Legends with the velvet jacket and all.

 

[adamelliott]

oh well, that's the legends and the velvet jacket down the bottom of the Mariana trench as well.

 

[Viney]

The bugler needs to be replaced with Peter Jackson walking onto the ground, going to a microphone and saying "suck my dick [insert opposition team]" then backing out of the ground with his two middle fingers in the air.

Reminds me of