Media Rodneys kiss of death (player of the week) Round 15- Sante

[Willo_]

I think you were one of three that won twice. But you were and always will be the inaugural winner of the award, and because you were the first to claim it you were also player of the year now.
My first interviewee will always be my favorite Willo_
And famously I tagged some other willo!

That other willo had a busy time in season 22

He was also added to a werewolf PM at one point!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

A ten goal ranga? Just replaces the CSI guy for a while.

This is as good as I can do, back to an old favourite

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Umm, Rodney mate, you sure you didn't interview Cloud_ in drag?

He did interview me in the last episode of last season when I beat him in the SuperQoach Final.

Just thought I'd take the chance to mention that.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Welcome back to the Bushwood Country Club folks. The kiss of death is still alive and well with Doctor Gero being well and truly stitched up. I am joined this week by the Sweet F.A's resident beauty Wooshette . How are you darlin?
Wooshette- I'm wonderful Rodney thankyou sweetheart.
RD- "Here let me get that chair for you".

W- "I'd rather you get a drink for me. In fact just put some bills on the bar".

RD- "Geez they told me you were a drinker..but sheesh.!"

W- "just do as you're ******* told!"

RD- "Let's talk about the game love, 36 touches and 2 goals in a great victory".

W- "I was insanely good and chomping at the bit after Millky95 gave me the shits during the week.

RD- "you weren't happy with the sim? How's the irony!"

W- "pftt dim sim... just further proves my point they are sucking up to me."

RD- "wang!!! Get your eyes off wooshette she's spoken for!... bloody Wang.."

W- "well actually I'm not at the moment Rodney and was wondering if you'd like to catch up? Or are you married?"

RD- "haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her".

W- "Excellent.. perhaps you can come over for dinner one night this week".

RD- "A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home".

W- " what happened with your wife? You can speak to Wooshette. Did you try counseling?"

RD- "told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

W- "ohh Poor Rodney!!"

RD- " hey who's interviewing who here anyway?"

W- "I think we know the answer there Rodders.. I'll email you the bill".

RD- "you've really had a big round haven't you? I'm quitting whilst I'm ahead. And believe me I'm a head!"
Great game Wooshette and thanks for the session."

W- "Any time Rodders".

 

[Oddhawk]

View attachment 336068 Welcome back to the Bushwood Country Club folks. The kiss of death is still alive and well with Doctor Gero being well and truly stitched up. I am joined this week by the Sweet F.A's resident beauty Wooshette . How are you darlin?
Wooshette- I'm wonderful Rodney thankyou sweetheart.
RD- "Here let me get that chair for you".

W- "I'd rather you get a drink for me. In fact just put some bills on the bar".

RD- "Geez they told me you were a drinker..but sheesh.!"

W- "just do as you're ******* told!"

RD- "Let's talk about the game love, 36 touches and 2 goals in a great victory".

W- "I was insanely good and chomping at the bit after Millky95 gave me the shits during the week.

RD- "you weren't happy with the sim? How's the irony!"

W- "pftt dim sim... just further proves my point they are sucking up to me."

RD- "wang!!! Get your eyes off wooshette she's spoken for!... bloody Wang.."

W- "well actually I'm not at the moment Rodney and was wondering if you'd like to catch up? Or are you married?"

RD- "haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her".

W- "Excellent.. perhaps you can come over for dinner one night this week".

RD- "A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home".

W- " what happened with your wife? You can speak to Wooshette. Did you try counseling?"

RD- "told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

W- "ohh Poor Rodney!!"

RD- " hey who's interviewing who here anyway?"

W- "I think we know the answer there Rodders.. I'll email you the bill".

RD- "you've really had a big round haven't you? I'm quitting whilst I'm ahead. And believe me I'm a head!"
Great game Wooshette and thanks or the session."

W- "Any time Rodders".

I love this thread!!
Great work Rod!!

 

[Wosh]

View attachment 336068 Welcome back to the Bushwood Country Club folks. The kiss of death is still alive and well with Doctor Gero being well and truly stitched up. I am joined this week by the Sweet F.A's resident beauty Wooshette . How are you darlin?
Wooshette- I'm wonderful Rodney thankyou sweetheart.
RD- "Here let me get that chair for you".

W- "I'd rather you get a drink for me. In fact just put some bills on the bar".

RD- "Geez they told me you were a drinker..but sheesh.!"

W- "just do as you're ******* told!"

RD- "Let's talk about the game love, 36 touches and 2 goals in a great victory".

W- "I was insanely good and chomping at the bit after Millky95 gave me the shits during the week.

RD- "you weren't happy with the sim? How's the irony!"

W- "pftt dim sim... just further proves my point they are sucking up to me."

RD- "wang!!! Get your eyes off wooshette she's spoken for!... bloody Wang.."

W- "well actually I'm not at the moment Rodney and was wondering if you'd like to catch up? Or are you married?"

RD- "haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her".

W- "Excellent.. perhaps you can come over for dinner one night this week".

RD- "A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home".

W- " what happened with your wife? You can speak to Wooshette. Did you try counseling?"

RD- "told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

W- "ohh Poor Rodney!!"

RD- " hey who's interviewing who here anyway?"

W- "I think we know the answer there Rodders.. I'll email you the bill".

RD- "you've really had a big round haven't you? I'm quitting whilst I'm ahead. And believe me I'm a head!"
Great game Wooshette and thanks or the session."

W- "Any time Rodders".

Well after sitting on the bench or cutting oranges most of last season I guess I have a lot of energy. I very rarely drank before I joined the SFA..now I'm a total lush.
You are welcome to come over for Valentines Day dinner tomorrow Rodney

 

[sante]

Is there something we don't know about you two?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Is there something we don't know about you two?

Not any more.
It's out there now.

 

[Wosh]

Is there something we don't know about you two?

It's all written on the dunny doors in the Coney clubrooms, no secrets here.

 

[Wosh]

Not any more.
It's out there now.

 

[Oddhawk]

Not any more.
It's out there now.

Go back to our interview at the S22 Deestroy Medal...

Pretty sure I inadvertently broke that story.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Well I've done it again.
Stitched up Wooshette with the kiss of death as she struggled to get a kick let alone replicate last weeks game. This week Thatsapaddlin finds his way to the Bushwood. He didn't need directions after having been a guest in season 22.

RD- welcome to the Bushwood once again Paddlin.

Paddlin- what an absolute pleasure Rodney, I'm humbled.

RD- what a lovely young man

Paddlin- oh I don't know about that! I'm just one of 20 and am lucky enough to get some recognition Rodders.

RD- I'm not buying you a beer mate, instead I'm getting you 6 White Russians.

Paddlin- whys that?

RD- you're the captain of my superqoach team and this is how I avoid the kiss of death curse. It'll make an honest man of you.

Paddlin- oh. Ok I'll just sip along!

RD- no mate. You have to bang em all in.

Paddlin- oh.... (3 min later) bbbbbuurrrppppp.

RD- ok good. So paddles..you're a Royal. Good start to the season.

Paddlin- of course I'm a Royal. I'm the king campaigner!

RD-... *.

Paddlin- not with you ya ugly campaigner!

RD- Jesus. Sooo good win. Blacky has been good.

Paddlin- ohhh!! ******* cut that s**t out!! That's wrong. (Puts hand up to mouth).. really??

RD- Blacky you bloody idiot! That's his name!

Paddlin- I don't know who's on my ******* team!! How's that relevant? It's about me?

RD- what about a Footypie32 ? Been good?

Paddlin- no thanks. Have a look at me! Look at the rig! Does it look like I eat pies?

RD- Are you pissed?

Paddlin- why would I be pissed? I'm awesome?

RD- Do you know any of your teammates?

Paddlin- Don't be stupid of course.

RD- BigJoeD_ ?

Paddlin- plays for those cheating campaigners.

RD- cheque please! And good luck for the year Paddlin. I really mean it.

Paddlin- he's s**t too!

RD- who?

Paddlin- Luck.

RD- no more White Russians for you!

Paddlin- you said the Russian Was black before?

RD- *.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Bad luck Paddles. This curse is a mother*er.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Anyone manage to avoid the curse last season?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Anyone manage to avoid the curse last season?

Maybe only Ant Bear from memory but he's untouchable.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

And maybe Gray Day.
It's rat proof.

 

[BRAB]

Anybody who doesn't think this thread is the best on this board is a fool

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Anybody who doesn't think this thread is the best on this board is a fool

Silliest yes!
Certainly far from the best but thanks for the unwavering support Brabulous!

 

[Footypie32]

You mix one hell of a Caucasian, Rodney.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

You mix one hell of a Caucasian, Rodney.

I'm Jackie treehorn on my days off.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Looked into it myself.

Rodney's KoD Curse Watch

S22
Round 1 - Willo_ R2: 4 disposals 11 DT
Round 2 - GWBogan R3: 15 disposals 49 DT
Round 3 - fitzroybowiedog R4: 32 disposals 118 DT
Round 4 - Ant Bear R5: 24 disposals 1 goal
Round 5 - Kabanna R6: 6 disposals 19 DT
Round 6 - Gray Day R7: 6 goals
Round 7 - TheBeardAmigos R8: 16 disposals 2 goals
Round 8 - brahj R9: 7 kicks 1.3
Round 9 - Kabanna R10: 1 handball 2 DT
Round 10

DapperJong R11: 25 disposals 1 goal
A Bit High R11: 8 disposals 41 DT
Gray Day R11: 5 goals​

Round 11

Logger R12: 8 disposals 35 DT
Loonerty R12: 18 disposals 53 DT​

Round 12

Mooch R13: 25 disposals 88 DT
Willo_ R13: 16 HO 19 disposals 85 DT
Far Kern R13: 12 disposals 46 DT​

Round 13 - kane249 R14: 25 disposals 89 DT
Round 14

Bet on Blue R15: 28 disposals 103 DT
cooney R15: 17 disposals 60 DT​

Round 15

Azarole R16: 5 kicks 4.1
Thatsapaddlin R16: 19 disposals 12 tackles 103 DT​

Round 16 - Roys FFC R17: lost to Coney Island Warriors by 19 points
Round 17

cats2rise EF: 8 disposals Demons lose
sante's SuperQoach Team: lost to RodneyDangerfield by 42 points​

S22 Final KOD - Cloud_ S23 R1: 24 disposals conceded 1.1

S23
Round 1 - Doctor Gero R2: 2 kicks 2 goals
Round 2 - Wooshette R3: 15 disposals 56 DT

15 out of 28 cursed

Kiss of Death has a 53.6% hit rate so far.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Not as good as I thought. But still not bad.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I'm at the Bushwood Country Club again where this week for the first time in the history of The Kiss of Death, I have the honour of bestowing the award on a Teammate.
Fair to say it didn't go down as well as hoped. RD- demonjim welcome to my home away from home here at the Bushwood Country Club.

DJ- this is ******* bullshit.

RD- hey hey whoah!!! Are you ******* kidding me? Of all the people in the league the last I thought would complain about getting an award or some me time it would be you!

DJ- why the * would you put the kiss of death on me you campaigner?

RD- how could I not DemonJim ?? You were dancing yesterday. You were everywhere with a million touches, goals the lot.

DJ- who told you?

RD- I was there mate! It was huge!

DJ- why were you there?

RD- ..I'm on your team...

DJ- bullshit??? Is this true? (Taps his manager on the leg)

.....whispering....

DJ- WELL THATS ******* WORSE!! you're on my team???? Why the * are you doing this!!!

RD- you deserve it buddy!

DJ- oh my ******* God!!! Listen to this campaigner!!!!! You want me to fail!! You want me to have bad luck don't you?? Wait til I play your team!!!

RD- err... ahh... so.... why did you cross to the Demons this season Jim?

DJ- why do you care?? What are you up to?

RD- **** e.. hey Wang get demonjim a stiff one will ya..

DJ- a ******* stiff what??? I don't trust this!!!

RD- Jesus settle down Jim! It's just a superstition that you'll easily overcome. Thatsapaddlin didnt play too badly yesterday so it didn't bother him.
Plus Cloud_ done the numbers and you are about a 50/50 chance of playing well next week.

DJ- ohhhh see!!!! * this!!!! It's already going to be cloudy!!!

RD- what?

DJ- ohhhh you said it!! Bring your paddles you said!!! Rain and clouds!!! Ohh typical!!!

RD- No!! Cloud_ and Thatsapaddlin .. the Qooty players!

DJ- I have never heard of them.. are they your teammates?? What are you up to???

RD- no respect I tell ya Demonjim.

DJ- you don't respect me!!!! See!! ******* hell this is rubbish!

RD- look pal this is going nowhere.
Congratulations on your game, and long may it continue and the Demons salute this season!

DJ-... you're trying to Moz me again!!! Goombaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[sante]

Nice melt DemonJim

 

[DemonJim]

Nice melt DemonJim

Shut up... Who even are you?
Can't wait till we smash your team!