Media Rolling All-SFA - S34

[Tigerturbulance]

Surprise me.

SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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damicky turning into a condom full of walnuts is quite the plot twist.

 

[damicky]

SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nobody saw this coming (not even me)

 

[thewizardmelon]

Bob's Hot Takes: you need at least one (1) capital letter in your username to be a ruckman.

I think the best ruckman are lower case, higher quality.

Thoughts damicky?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I think the best ruckman are lower case, higher quality.

Thoughts damicky?

Only a vertically challenged person would think that.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Only a vertically challenged person would think that.

Shit good point. I’m not vertically challenged, or have to drive a huge pick up truck to make up for it.

I’ve changed my tune - Capitals or GTFO

 

[thewizardmelon]

Who does that ‘WizzardlyMeloncholy’ bloke think he is, anyway?

 

[okeydoke7]

I think the easy thing to do is just pick the highest goal kickers in the forward line for the All-SFA. It happens every year, with the exception of S11 where I won the Fred but was not named due to an oversight by my captain in the nominations stage.

However, unless rules changed in my absence from the league, posting and playing are equally rated.

So in a year where only 7 goals separated the top 6 of us goal kickers (throw a blanket over us), it SHOULD come down to the more challenging and subjective discussion around who posted better. Not necessarily who we like more, but who warrants a position based on their posting/qooty weighted evenly.

This will be shrugged off as another okeydoke7 ego pump, but I had a fantastic posting season and was a massive presence in the match threads all year, often becoming the topic of conversation, and one of my posts tended to create 6-7 posts from the opposition.

I look at the top 6 of us goal kickers who were all within 7 goals (or as I call it, one game) and it’s very hard to argue that those who made this rolling all-sweet FA were anywhere near me posting wise.

#okeyforbeez
#okeyfotallsweetfa
#okeyforimmortal

 

[Headless]

Did you play at full forward all season, okeydoke7?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Did you play at full forward all season, okeydoke7?

His goal tally might suggest not, but yes, yes he did.

 

[Headless]

His goal tally might suggest not, but yes, yes he did.

And SIX players kicked more goals?

Six?

Wow.

 

[okeydoke7]

His goal tally might suggest not, but yes, yes he did.

I finished only 7 goals behind the Fred winner.

And was moved from FF on several occasions early in matches. That’s the selfless kind of player I am - when I’m needed elsewhere early game, I’ll move. Team first.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

And SIX players kicked more goals?

Six?

Wow.

I mean, that's a whole forward line.

 

[Headless]

I finished only 7 goals behind the Fred winner.

And was moved from FF on several occasions early in matches. That’s the selfless kind of player I am - when I’m needed elsewhere early game, I’ll move. Team first.

Did you consider kicking more goals?

 

[okeydoke7]

And SIX players kicked more goals?

Six?

Wow.

I finished 6th I think at the end of the season, so 5 kicked more goals. 7 goals separated the top 6. Nothing in it.

Rank the full forwards if you’d like to headless. I nearly made a thread encouraging people to rank us all.

Some would put me last for banter purposes - it’d only prove my relevance. Unfortunately, when I genuinely do well and deserve something, it tends to be undervalued because of my ego schtick.

I out posted almost all full forwards this year. Comprehensively out posted most of them. Only 1 and maybe 2 are even in the conversation.

Be honest Headless. Cut the shit talk. You know I’m right this time. I was a match thread force this year - as good as I was in my prime (just far less media)

 

[okeydoke7]

Did you consider kicking more goals?

Strongly. I was too selfless again. Always my bloody problem.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Did you consider kicking more goals?

Hate made a banner and everything.

 

[Headless]

I finished 6th I think at the end of the season, so 5 kicked more goals. 7 goals separated the top 6. Nothing in it.

Rank the full forwards if you’d like to headless. I nearly made a thread encouraging people to rank us all.

Some would put me last for banter purposes - it’d only prove my relevance. Unfortunately, when I genuinely do well and deserve something, it tends to be undervalued because of my ego schtick.

I out posted almost all full forwards this year. Comprehensively out posted most of them. Only 1 and maybe 2 are even in the conversation.

Be honest Headless. Cut the s**t talk. You know I’m right this time. I was a match thread force this year - as good as I was in my prime (just far less media)

Oh, don't get me wrong - I'd have you at full forward, and captain.

 

[okeydoke7]

Oh, don't get me wrong - I'd have you at full forward, and captain.

Yes, but we are a little biased due to our mutual love of me.

 

[Headless]

Hate made a banner and everything.

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Our dear friend Hate is known to be very, very, very, very, very well prepared.

 

[okeydoke7]

Our dear friend Hate is known to be very, very, very, very, very well prepared.

He was a season early and I thank him for it.

The hype will be real in Season 35.

 

[TedDougChris]

Did you consider kicking more goals?

We cross live now to Zevon

 

[Headless]

He was a season early and I thank him for it.

The hype will be real in Season 36.

okey, is it true that you kicked a total of 50 goals this season?

 

[okeydoke7]

okey, is it true that you kicked a total of 50 goals this season?

Yes.

Short season. Next season will be longer. AND I will have a pre-season.

The 1000 is assured. Despite my typo putting S36 down instead of S35

 

[Headless]

Yes.

Short season. Next season will be longer. AND I will have a pre-season.

The 1000 is assured. Despite my typo putting S36 down instead of S35

Surely you'll be selflessly playing up the ground, okey?