News Roses are Red.

[Gasometer]

What ??

Have you seen wat we did there TennisPlayerAndy ?

 

[kangaspurs]

Some don't like this thread
But we say '* it'
Now we're asking,
Where the * is Nantucket?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Have you seen wat we did there TennisPlayerAndy ?

He's on first.

 

[QueenslandRoo]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sydney look Good
Hawthorn do Too

 

[naturally north]

He's on first.

Watts on first?

 

[Firestarter]

Watts on first?

Watts on second. Whose on first.

 

[Gasometer]

Watts on second. Whose on first.

Shannon Watt?

 

[Hojuman]

There was a fine fellow called Gaso
Some on B.F thought him an ass....
But he'd ride into town
His steed was fine brown
Like John Wayne would into El Paso

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Saints and Bulldogs
Between them have two

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Roses are red
And North beat the Blues
I'm off to the bedroom
To collect what I'm due.

 

[Firestarter]

Carlton are blue
But we're blue and white
Those suckers went down
Without much of a fight

 

[kangaspurs]

The Blues are dead
but Gibbs had a blinder.
So we may have missed the BJ;
the same can't be said for Spider.

 

[archereleven]

Roses are red
The Blues wear blue
They won four in a row
but are now back to poo

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Boys got the job done
Mrs Spider did too (we assume)

 

[QueenslandRoo]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Ten in a Row?
Swans, I'm looking at You!

 

[Contra Mundum]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Nine in a Row
After killing the blues
The Bloods have Buddy
But we don't give a s**t
Now we have Taz
We can cover it

So Stick it Kingy
with your typo mistake
His reverse gear is quicker
than a cut snake

 

[Hojuman]

Roses are red
The Giants can play
But what l don't know
........is Bonty out there ?

 

[Contra Mundum]

Roses are red
The Giants can play
But what l don't know
........is Bonty out there ?

Well said H - he is weak as pish - love to see Bont around Mummy

 

[Contra Mundum]

Shannon Watt?

Oh remember the "Can't believe it's not butter" meme Gaso? When memes were in their infancy

 

[Miss Rosie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not much happening here
What's happened to all of you ?

 

[Hojuman]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not much happening here
What's happened to all of you ?

Roses are red
Too cold for this thread
But if you hang on Miss Rosie
I'll make you a posie

As the boys have flown North
To visit the Horse
We'll take his 4 points
And be home in due course

 

[brickstobricks]

Roses are red
My balls are blue
The wife better fix
And North will too
10 Zip babe!!

 

[Hojuman]

If Roses are red
And we get the chocolates
The comp. will go ape
With " Norf " aint that great

No Richards, the umps, rub of the green
Buddy was held they'll yell
and they'll scream
Look at the ladder the board will all say
Then down on to Tassie, to put the Tigers away

 

[Le Grille]

Roses are red
This thread was read
Let's pulverise the cygnets
And watch the media give us .............

 

[Le Grille]

Roses are red
We are back on Friday night
Where we rightfully belong
What a wonderful sight