1 Day Round 1, 2016 - Red Centre Kangaroos v West Coast Warriors at the Ulu-rena

[Pugsley]

Hang on, I asked to have my name changed to MS Madarchod. Far Karn is a much better alternative. You don't even have to ask to know that he's the dodgiest bastard going around. I'll be a billboard to match fixers everywhere. Finally I will be able to afford to concrete the floor of mum's shack so that when the monsoon washes all the sewage in my sisters can easily collect and dry it out for fuel.

Also, we'll know you'll be occupied.

 

[Far Kern]

Also, we'll know you'll be occupied.

#womenswork

 

[Pugsley]

Well lads, great win. Woke up naked this morning on the driveway. All I can remember is this

 

[iBeng]

Who is Far Karn? Is this the Pakistani version of the SFA superstar?
I mean, I have been known to call him Fat Kern, and even Fart Kern, but this is taking it too far, surely???

I went by the squad submission, he's spelt that way both there and the team submission.

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[akkaps]

Ah, * me. It's my fault.

 

[Far Kern]

Ah, **** me. It's my fault.

I like it. With me keeping that name you and I can develop and deep and irrational hatred, partition the team, and go to war with each other continuously for years. Fun times.

 

[akkaps]

I like it. With me keeping that name you and I can develop and deep and irrational hatred, partition the team, and go to war with each other continuously for years. Fun times.

Kinda like Blacky and DemonJim?

 

[Far Kern]

Kinda like Blacky and DemonJim?

Well more like India and Pakistan really.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Well that was disappointing. I call ball tampering by the Roos.

 

[akkaps]

Well that was disappointing. I call ball tampering by the Roos.

We ran out of lollies on the way to the venue. Too many kids coming to cheer us.

 

[Pugsley]

Well that was disappointing. I call ball tampering by the Roos.

I never touched your testicles.

 

[Sterge]

I did not know this had started

I also did not know it was possible to have an economy rate of <10