T20 Round 1, 2019 \\ Northern Phoenix v Red Centre Kangaroos v West Coast Whales

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10.1 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Beautiful shot! Down the ground, easy four for the batsman. (4)
10.2 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Fired that one in full and on the offstump, the batsman can just squeeze it away to cover. No run. (0)
10.3 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Oooh! Good ball, yorker length delivery on the legstump. The batsman just barely gets his bat down on time, and the non striker urges him through for a quick single. (1)
10.4 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, Scorching bouncer, the batsman clearly didn't expect that and just sways out of the way at the last moment! (0)
10.5 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, That's skied, but he's dropped it! Two more runs. (2)
10.6 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, The batsman lines up for a big slog over cow corner, but gets an inside edge, which scoots past the stumps and the keeper for four runs! The bowler has a wry smile, if the batsman keeps that up, it won't be too long till he's back in the pavilion... (4)

End of over 11
Northern Pheonix 103/2 (RR : 9.36) Required RR(8.67)
HawkAussie 28 (20b)
The Filth Wizard 49 (30b)
TheInjuryFactory 2-0-16-0

11.1 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, Fired that one in full and on the offstump, the batsman can just squeeze it away to cover. No run. (0)
11.2 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, Good ball, he goes for the cut, it's too close to cut, he's inside edged it, and it misses the stumps by a whisker! The keeper tidies up and there is no run. Phew that was close. (0)
11.3 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, The batsman has a wild slog, and gets enough to send the ball to the fence for four! Not the best looking shot, but it certainly was effective. (4)
11.4 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, The batsman looks surprised that that ball wasn't called a wide. The bowler's grinning as he makes his way back to his mark. (0)
11.5 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, Drilled away through midwicket for four, that shot had some power behind it! (4)
11.6 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, , No BallEDGED AND TAKE...DROPPED! The keeper drops it! A simple chance and he fluffs it! Single. (1)
11.6 eth-dog to HawkAussie, Good ball, he goes for the cut, it's too close to cut, he's inside edged it, and it misses the stumps by a whisker! The keeper tidies up and there is no run. Phew that was close. (0)

End of over 12
Northern Pheonix 113/2 (RR : 9.42) Required RR(8.5)
HawkAussie 28 (21b)
The Filth Wizard 58 (35b)
eth-dog 2-0-24-0

12.1 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Hit hard but straight to the fielder, the batsmen scamper through for the single! (1)
12.2 Shermy to HawkAussie, Easy single. (1)
12.3 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, AND HE'S OU...noooo! Got back home just in time. Two runs. (2)
12.4 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, That's skied, but he's dropped it! Two more runs. (2)
12.5 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Hammered down the ground. Two more. (2)
12.6 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, And the batsman pulls out the sweep shot! Takes a lot of skill to play that, and he has enough to place it for two. (2)

End of over 13
Northern Pheonix 123/2 (RR : 9.46) Required RR(8.29)
The Filth Wizard 67 (40b)
HawkAussie 29 (22b)
Shermy 3-0-24-0

13.1 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, He's slogged that down to cow corner. Long on runs in to field, and the batsmen get two. The captain is clearly not very happy with his fielder's effort there. (2)
13.2 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, Full toss, the batsman doesn't cash in and hits it straight to the man in the deep. Only one. (1)
13.3 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Tucked away to the leg side, they're running hard, but only manage a single. (1)
13.4 TheInjuryFactory to HawkAussie, Chipped down to long-off, easy single. (1)
13.5 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Short and pulled away for a single (2)
13.6 TheInjuryFactory to The Filth Wizard, Edged and through the vacant third slip region. Just after the skipper had removed a man from that region. Don't you just hate that? One run. (1)

End of over 14
Northern Pheonix 131/2 (RR : 9.36) Required RR(8.33)
HawkAussie 33 (25b)
The Filth Wizard 71 (43b)
TheInjuryFactory 3-0-24-0

14.1 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Swing and a miss. No run. (0)
14.2 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Very well bowled. (0)
14.3 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Down the track, driven to the deep. Two more. (2)
14.4 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Tucked on the leg side, two more to the total. (2)
14.5 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Good ball, he goes for the cut, it's too close to cut, he's inside edged it, and it misses the stumps by a whisker! The keeper tidies up and there is no run. Phew that was close. (0)
14.6 Shermy to The Filth Wizard, Rubbish ball, short and on the legs, flicked away with ease. Four more. (4)

End of over 15
Northern Pheonix 139/2 (RR : 9.27) Required RR(8.4)
The Filth Wizard 79 (49b)
HawkAussie 33 (25b)
Shermy 4-0-32-0
 
15.1 Wooshette to HawkAussie, Scorching bouncer, the batsman clearly didn't expect that and just sways out of the way at the last moment! (0)
15.2 Wooshette to HawkAussie, Rubbish ball, short and on the legs, flicked away with ease. Four more. (4)
15.3 Wooshette to HawkAussie, Scorching bouncer, the batsman clearly didn't expect that and just sways out of the way at the last moment! (0)
15.4 Wooshette to HawkAussie, Hit hard but straight to the fielder, who fires a throw back in immediately. The batsmen try to scramble through for a single, but they're caught short! Brilliant fielding, and a wicket for the fielding side!
HawkAussie run out TheInjuryFactory
Runs : 37 Balls : 29 S/R : 127.6
(0)
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BANG! Massive wicket from TIF! Might just be the one they need to swing the game back their way!
15.5 Wooshette to The Half Back, They run the first hard, they come for two, the fielder has the ball, they call for the third...will they get there!?! The throw is in, it's wide, the batsman makes the dive...and he's in! Excellent running, and poor fielding. 3 more! (4)
15.6 Wooshette to The Half Back, Ah, the quicker ball. The batsman was late on it. No run. (0)

End of over 16
Northern Pheonix 147/3 (RR : 9.19) Required RR(8.5)
The Half Back 4 (2b)
The Filth Wizard 79 (49b)
Wooshette 1-0-8-0

16.1 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, Uppercut over the slip fielders and away for four! Cheeky shot! (4)
16.2 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, Swing and a miss. No run. (0)
16.3 eth-dog to The Filth Wizard, EDGED AND TAKEN! Safe pair of hands there behind the stumps, he doesn't drop many of those!
The Filth Wizard c Shermy b eth-dog
Runs : 83 Balls : 52 S/R : 159.6
(0)
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AND ANOTHER ONE! Great bowling from eth-dog great keeping from Shermy! This game is very much on!!!
16.4 eth-dog to Noobz0r, Swing and a miss. No run. (0)
16.5 eth-dog to Noobz0r, Full toss, the batsman doesn't cash in and hits it straight to the man in the deep. Only two. (2)
16.6 eth-dog to Noobz0r, Swing and a miss. No run. (0)

End of over 17
Northern Pheonix 153/4 (RR : 9) Required RR(9.33)
Noobz0r 2 (3b)
The Half Back 4 (2b)
eth-dog 3-0-30-1

17.1 Wooshette to The Half Back, And the batsman unveils the sweep shot, and it's done beautifully too! Four more! (4)
17.2 Wooshette to The Half Back, Easy single. (1)
17.3 Wooshette to Noobz0r, Ah, the quicker ball. The batsman was late on it. No run. (0)
17.4 Wooshette to Noobz0r, Scorching bouncer, the batsman clearly didn't expect that and just sways out of the way at the last moment! (0)
17.5 Wooshette to Noobz0r, Delicate little late cut, well placed. Quick single taken. (1)
17.6 Wooshette to The Half Back, GOT HIM!! Oh no, wait, sorry. It's just a dot ball. My bad. (0)

End of over 18
Northern Pheonix 159/4 (RR : 8.83) Required RR(11)
The Half Back 9 (5b)
Noobz0r 3 (6b)
Wooshette 2-0-14-0

18.1 Ljp86 to Noobz0r, Oh, that's a juicy full toss and the batsman has nailed it! 6 runs! (6)
18.2 Ljp86 to Noobz0r, Lovely late cut through the vacant third man region. Four more. (4)
18.3 Ljp86 to Noobz0r, Good running, two runs. (2)
18.4 Ljp86 to Noobz0r, Ooo, cleaned him up!
Noobz0r b Ljp86
Runs : 15 Balls : 10 S/R : 150
(0)
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And another wicket. They need 11 runs in 8 balls! Anyones game! Loonerty to the crease!
18.5 Ljp86 to Loonerty, And that's going all the way, four runs! (4)
18.6 Ljp86 to Loonerty, Fired that one in full and on the offstump, the batsman can just squeeze it away to cover. No run. (0)

End of over 19
Northern Pheonix 175/5 (RR : 9.21) Required RR(6)
Loonerty 4 (2b)
The Half Back 9 (5b)
Ljp86 4-0-43-2
 
Last over! 7 needed off it! Here we go!

19.1 Smartys Power to The Half Back, Six! (6)

OH WOW THAT IS A MASSIVE SHOT! AND WITH THAT HE ALMOST CERTAINLY FINISHES THE GAME
 

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19.2 Smartys Power to The Half Back, No Run, excellent bowling. (0)
Great ball. Keeps the game alive!
19.3 Smartys Power to The Half Back, The bowler appeals, and the finger of death has lifted.
The Half Back lbw Smartys Power
Runs : 15 Balls : 8 S/R : 187.5
(0)
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AND HE WAS NEVER NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN AT THIS STAGE OF THE GAME! OUT!
 
19.4 Smartys Power to Golumless, Fired that one in full and on the offstump, the batsman can just squeeze it away to cover. No run. (0)
WHY HASN'T HE JUST SQUEEZED A SINGLE!?! Game still alive!
19.5 Smartys Power to Golumless, He's skied it, too high, there's a fielder coming under it, takes it comfortably!
Golumless c & b Smartys Power
Runs : 0 Balls : 2 S/R : 0
(0)
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OUT!!! THEY GET AROUND SMARTYS POWER! WOW! THIS IS GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE!
 
spookism to face! Smartys Power takes a very deep breath and charges in!!!

19.6 Smartys Power to spookism, GOT HIM!!

Oh no, wait, sorry. It's just a dot ball. My bad. (0)


AND IT'S A DRAW! THEY GET AROUND SMARTYS POWER HE'S PRODUCED A DEATH BOWLING MASTERCLASS!!!

Because we aint a s**t tournament like that world cup thingo we don't have super overs or count back in the BFFCL.
So it really is a draw.
 
Rich (BB code): 
Northern Pheonix vs. West Coast Whales

West Coast Whales Innings

Player                                         Status    R    B  4s  6s    S/R
Van_Dyke                                      b brahj   33   13   3   2  253.8
boncer34                                 lbw spookism    0    4   0   0      0
Firestarter                        c DemonJim b brahj    8    5   0   1    160
Kirkswan                        c Paddles_ b spookism    1    2   0   0     50
iBeng                                  c & b DemonJim   41   30   3   0  136.7
Shermy                          st Agent93 b spookism    1    2   0   0     50
TheInjuryFactory                        lbw Golumless   44   40   4   0    110
Smartys Power                     c Golumless b brahj   17    8   2   1  212.5
eth-dog                                c & b DemonJim    4    3   1   0  133.3
Ljp86                                         not out    9    3   0   1    300
Wooshette                                     not out   16    9   1   0  177.8
Total: 181                       Overs: 20.0                    Run Rate: 9.05
Extras : 7    No Balls : 1       Wides : 3    Leg Byes : 0        Byes : 3
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Northern Pheonix Bowling

Players                              Overs   Maidens    Runs     Wickets    ER
The Half Back                        4.0           0      23           0   5.75
Noobz0r                              3.0           0      33           0     11
Golumless                            2.0           0      23           1   11.5
spookism                             3.5           0      31           3  8.087
brahj                                4.0           0      44           3     11
DemonJim                             3.0           0      24           2      8
Total: 181                       Overs: 20.0                    Run Rate: 9.05
Extras : 7    No Balls : 1       Wides : 3    Leg Byes : 0        Byes : 3

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Northern Pheonix Innings

Player                                         Status    R    B  4s  6s    S/R
Paddles_                                    lbw Ljp86    8    8   1   0    100
Agent93                             lbw Smartys Power   18    8   2   1    225
The Filth Wizard                   c Shermy b eth-dog   83   52   6   2  159.6
HawkAussie                   run out TheInjuryFactory   37   29   4   0  127.6
The Half Back                       lbw Smartys Power   15    8   2   1  187.5
Noobz0r                                       b Ljp86   15   10   1   1    150
Loonerty                                      not out    4    2   1   0    200
Golumless                         c & b Smartys Power    0    2   0   0      0
spookism                                      not out    0    1   0   0      0
brahj                                             dnb    0    0   0   0      0
DemonJim                                          dnb    0    0   0   0      0
Total: 181                       Overs: 20.0                    Run Rate: 9.05
Extras : 1    No Balls : 1       Wides : 0    Leg Byes : 0        Byes : 0
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West Coast Whales Bowling

Players                              Overs   Maidens    Runs     Wickets    ER
Shermy                               4.0           0      32           0      8
TheInjuryFactory                     3.0           0      24           0      8
Smartys Power                        4.0           0      38           3    9.5
eth-dog                              3.0           0      30           1     10
Ljp86                                4.0           0      43           2  10.75
Wooshette                            2.0           0      14           0      7
Total: 181                       Overs: 20.0                    Run Rate: 9.05
Extras : 1    No Balls : 1       Wides : 0    Leg Byes : 0        Byes : 0

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Northern Pheonix vs. West Coast Whales

West Coast Whales - 181/9 in 20.0 overs.
Northern Pheonix - 181/7 in 20.0 overs.

Northern Pheonix and West Coast Whales draw.
 

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SarahSmiles said:
Because we aint a s**t tournament like that world cup thingo we don't have super overs or count back in the BFFCL.
So it really is a draw.
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What kind of s**t league doesn't decide ties in favour of the team who hit the most boundaries.
 
Stumped?!
Since when do I move out of my crease. This is dodgier than the English rigging their home world cup.
 
Agent93 said:
fu**s sake spookism you're supposed to run on the last ball!
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That smart arse brahj thought it'd be hilarious to tie my shoelaces together and I fell over.

Admittedly, I should have picked up in it earlier as I hopped to the crease.
He's still a campaigner though.
 
spookism said:
That smart arse brahj thought it'd be hilarious to tie my shoelaces together and I fell over.

Admittedly, I should have picked up in it earlier as I hopped to the crease.
He's still a campaigner though.
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So really this is all Loonerty 's fault.
 
Easily the best game of qricket I've ever produced.

A ******* draw... :huh:

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Come on you Whales. :thumbsu:
 
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