Go under the knife again two days after this game.
Surgeon says he's a Brave Bullies fan. Told him our mob are going to smite those Brave Bogans ahead of flogging his mob so badly over the next decade they will volunteer to go to Nauru as part of the internationalisation of the game. Surgeon became surly. Not my best move.
That is a brave move. This is a man who is going to have free access to your genitals for hours.