Unofficial Preview Round 1 2026: Vs Port - Getting Horney

[Chip Scab1]

Yes but you love it

Almost as much as I love our centreline. I don't know what the **** is going on but Stephen-Powell-Crabkin has to be the worst in our VFL/AFL history. I can't remember anything remotely that horrific.

 

[Mr Pickle]

**** Port Adelaide

 

[gokangas]

I have so much hope for this season. Really I do. Fair dinkum. Honest.

 

[Hatchy1992]

**** Port Adelaide

I hate them more than I hate no chase Jase. Unfortunately he was just a poor naive 18 year old kid led by port, his manager and his parents.

 

[zoomba23]

Who else is going to play in there tomorrow? FOS, Kerch, maybe Parker. FOS defensively minded but not amazing, Kerch hardly a defensive bone in his body.

Outside of Wardlaw none of them have a natural tenacity at the man.

That’s why I was saying they all need to step up.

If I had my way, LDU, FOS and Zurhaar would be the number one rotation, for tomorrow at least. I'm aware of how weird that sounds, but we're trying to fit all of him, Curtis, Duursma, Trembath, Darling and Larkey into the same 23. And in addition to some (albeit limited) midfield experience, Zurhaar keeps himself in reasonable nick and hates JHF.

Banish Powell to the Medallion Club, I'll regale him with some classical German fairytales.

 

[Ligma]

$95 for a guess pass is crazy

Surely it comes with a free bag of ice (cubed variety) to throw at JHF?

 

[Rooscals]

Just F@@@@ken WIN !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shinboner magic]

Kont should be standing Rozee wherever he plays.
Stop him and butters will have to carry them.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

If I had my way, LDU, FOS and Zurhaar would be the number one rotation, for tomorrow at least. I'm aware of how weird that sounds, but we're trying to fit all of him, Curtis, Duursma, Trembath, Darling and Larkey into the same 23. And in addition to some (albeit limited) midfield experience, Zurhaar keeps himself in reasonable nick and hates JHF.

Banish Powell to the Medallion Club, I'll regale him with some classical German fairytales.

LDU, FOS and Urquhart needs to be expedited.

 

[Crow till I die]

Ok guys, we did our bit tonight sticking it to collingwood...now we ask you to do your bit and beat the powder puffs..we WILL be keeping fingers and toes crossed your season starts well

 

[TheKanga]

What are our expectations for the game?
I feel we absolutely can win against this mob just so much trauma it's hard to be fully confident lol

 

[Ashley B]

Just doing the final booing run throughs before the game tomorrow
for u know who .
Go The Mighty Roos

 

[tinket]

It's a massive chance to say we are back. So sick of being the easy beat

 

[Hatchy1992]

Ok guys, we did our bit tonight sticking it to collingwood...now we ask you to do your bit and beat the powder puffs..we WILL be keeping fingers and toes crossed your season starts well

I personally thank you for sticking it to Collingwood. I can't speak for our players, but I reckon our fans will be sticking it right to Jase and port.

 

[ShinboneSpirit]

Think Konstanty’s whole game tomorrow will be about following Rozee wherever he goes besides each centre bounce. If Logue can show what he’s capable of and our team runs both ways this will be an easy win. Our forwards should be licking their lips. Excited to see Duursma get a crack too. It’s just about the best team we could hope to put out there at the moment (even though I’d personally like to see a couple of others get some time). Go the Kangas!!

 

[Luke72]

$95 for a guess pass is crazy

Surely it comes with a free bag of ice (cubed variety) to throw at JHF?

I can’t believe how much this has changed over the last few years. From getting 2 free passes per year pre covid to none and I reckon they used to be about $60.

 

[speedy]

D day people! Give us a performance that gives us hope for the season please.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Ok guys, we did our bit tonight sticking it to collingwood...now we ask you to do your bit and beat the powder puffs..we WILL be keeping fingers and toes crossed your season starts well

Expecting a few of you blokes to hang around and boot us home, won't lie!

 

[leighlee13]

There seems to be some teams who have won this round that weren’t expected. I hope that continues today and we get a win. I can’t have them lose on my birthday. Boo loudly my friends!

 

[Hojuman]

Note; Sandringham line

https://transport.vic.gov.au/disruptions/disruptions-information/article/sun-15-mar-metropolitan-trains-disrupted-11

 

[Possession]

There seems to be some teams who have won this round that weren’t expected. I hope that continues today and we get a win. I can’t have them lose on my birthday. Boo loudly my friends!

I'd say every result was pretty unsurprising, with Collingwood vs Adelaide as a bit of a coin toss.

The expectation for most today would be that we will be dealt with by Port quite easily due to our lack of defensive accountability. I really hope that doesn't come to be the case.

 

[DunderHead]

I'd say every result was pretty unsurprising, with Collingwood vs Adelaide as a bit of a coin toss.

The expectation for most today would be that we will be dealt with by Port quite easily due to our lack of defensive accountability. I really hope that doesn't come to be the case.

The run-ons teams are getting with the new changes are huge. Have a bad feeling that they could start piling them on and we will go into our shells.

 

[Psi-Roos]

Spent the last 2 days resting the vocals chords. Honey lemon tea and all that. Hope you can all hear my mellifluous boos from the Pilbara.

 

[Sticksphat]

The run-ons teams are getting with the new changes are huge. Have a bad feeling that they could start piling them on and we will go into our shells.

We shouldn't. Of all teams recently we've had the most experience in having teams get a run on against us.

 

[zoomba23]

If it's any consolation, the team we have the best h2h record against is this mob.

It's not any consolation, but still