Unofficial Preview Round 1 Dees vs Dogs - The Future Present - Opposition Supporters Welcome

[Bald]

True story, I went to one of those unofficial pub premiership tour sportsman’s nights thingies.

Wife comes back from the bar. The girl behind the bar, who looked like a lovely young lady, apparently said “Who’s he? He’s cute.”. She was talking about Clayton much to my surprise.

Yes, she didn’t even know who Oliver was, although would’ve known he was an AFL player I guess, and thought he was cute.

She wasn’t even holding a cane, or wearing comically thick glasses.

We all have our tastes, I guess.

 

[LittleG]

All the pressure on the Dogs to stomp the Dees now. Anything less than a comfortable 7 goal win and the Dees will have their ‘moral victory’.

Well played, well played.

 

[schmuttt]

All the pressure on the Dogs to stomp the Dees now. Anything less than a comfortable 7 goal win and the Dees will have their ‘moral victory’.

Well played, well played.

Just injure Toby McLean and you’ll have the moral high ground back.

 

[Dory_77]

Which historical figure has Bevo been channelling for inspiration this preseason?
Quinctilius Varus is my bet, ready to be routed by the turncoat Arminius (Oskar Baker

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Oskar Baker

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.8

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.7

4star

CL

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.0

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

1.2

4star

).

 

[LittleG]

Just injure Toby McLean and you’ll have the moral high ground back.

Tobes hasn’t played you guys for a few years…. how can you possibly remember him?!?!?

 

[Scythe94]

Tobes hasn’t played you guys for a few years…. how can you possibly remember him?!?!?

How could we forget the man whose absence single-handedly gave us our first flag in 57 years?

 

[Angak]

 

[Toump Ass]

My sources indicate May's been gobbing off again and some dude with a big strong neck punched him in the face.

 

[Crusty Demon]

Concerning. Arguably our most important player.

 

[LittleG]

Schache was playing well in our forward line at the end of last year…. Causing some big scores for us (yes at VFL level). He got really frustrated by lack of opportunity and decided to move.

I hear that the Dees are going to let him play in our forward line this week. Virtually guaranteeing us to kick another big score!!!!

Cheers.

 

[ossie_21]

If we count this as number 1, how many Bulldog-themed threads will you obsessed gremlins dedicate to us in 2023?

 

[Toump Ass]

If we count this as number 1, how many Bulldog-themed threads will you obsessed gremlins dedicate to us in 2023?

I'm planning a few tbh. And that's just after we pump you with a half a team this Saturday night.

 

[Meds]

If we count this as number 1, how many Bulldog-themed threads will you obsessed gremlins dedicate to us in 2023?

Says the person with a Demon-themed avatar #rentfree

 

[ossie_21]

Says the person with a Demon-themed avatar #rentfree

Demon themed?

Sorry to burst your bubble, I just love a good pirouette

 

[Meds]

Demon themed?

Sorry to burst your bubble, I just love a good pirouette

This one from Dunkley was better

 

[Sentinel]

This one from Dunkley was better
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There's a reason why we moved him on at almost the first opportunity.

 

[Meds]

There's a reason why we moved him on at almost the first opportunity.

Right. We 'moved on' Luke Jackson as well...

 

[Bald]

Right. We 'moved on' Luke Jackson as well...

I think that was a good idea, s**t bloke. Broke our hearts in 2021, broke yours in 2022.

 

[LittleG]

Schache can’t get a game even with JVR not making the team…. and Tomlinson taking CHB….

Waste of a list spot for you guys and a huge waste of draft picks by us & Lions.

 

[Lampers]

Schache can’t get a game even with JVR not making the team…. and Tomlinson taking CHB….

Waste of a list spot for you guys and a huge waste of draft picks by us & Lions.

Oskar Baker can get a game. That’s more concerning.