Oppo Camp Round 1 - Vs North Melbourne | The Banter Thread

[DapperDon]

Carey never smashed Archer

Yep my bad, It was Stevens who tried to smash Carey and ended up on his arse. Nobody went to him.

Great club

His wife gets ****ed by the bloke he just tried to bump, ended up on his arse and nobody went near Carey. Then Archer shadow punches at Carey, Carey lifts a fist Archer gets new shorts.

Good you have him back at the club as your role model though. Poor Stevens gets shunted again.

 

[tazaa]

Yep my bad, It was Stevens who tried to smash Carey and ended up on his arse. Nobody went to him.

Great club

His wife gets ****ed by the bloke he just tried to bump, ended up on his arse and nobody went near Carey. Then Archer shadow punches at Carey, Carey lifts a fist Archer gets new shorts.

Good you have him back at the club as your role model though. Poor Stevens gets shunted again.

Archer did???
Stevos been back numerous time.
What are you on about!!
Simpletons sometimes

 

[SirJimi05]

What are you on about!!
Simpletons sometimes

Yep. Well done to your dads sperm and the effort you got in achieving all those flags. You should be proud.
Hird got smashed and none of his teammates helped him. Pissweak! Get over it. Jimmy has. He wants to coach to get his revenge. Hes already failed once!!

Hird just hates North because he got beaten up in 2005 and no one from Essendon came to help him.

I don't think anything needs to be said about this guy....

 

[r_boy]

[youtube]foiX9hO9Fcw[/youtube]

 

[Jade]

Yep. Well done to your dads sperm and the effort you got in achieving all those flags. You should be proud.
Hird got smashed and none of his teammates helped him. Pissweak! Get over it. Jimmy has. He wants to coach to get his revenge. Hes already failed once!!

Ha ha ha, cause Hirdy sure stirred the 'rivalry' today hey?

Has any coach ever so blatantly dismissed a 'rivalry' as Hird did yesterday?

When you consider his Anzac performances, his specific comments about Hawthorn and the like; geez he must really rate the Kangawhos.

 

[tazaa]

I don't think anything needs to be said about this guy....

Why dont you contribute to the Banter!
This thread is not about me. Its about the big game.

 

[lamaros]

It's only a big game for you. Regulation victory for us.

 

[Jade]

Why dont you contribute to the Banter!
This thread is not about me. Its about the round 1 game.

EFA.

We have some big ones coming up in the weeks following....

 

[mark73]

I would honestly rather Australia lose both The Ashes and Border-Gavaskar trophies for 10 straight years than allow Carlton to win one premiership.

That's a bit of a worry.

 

[ozzyoslo]

Yep my bad, It was Stevens who tried to smash Carey and ended up on his arse. Nobody went to him.

Great club

His wife gets ****ed by the bloke he just tried to bump, ended up on his arse and nobody went near Carey. Then Archer shadow punches at Carey, Carey lifts a fist Archer gets new shorts.

Good you have him back at the club as your role model though. Poor Stevens gets shunted again.

Donny knucklehead.......I think you should try to find the video again for that game. As much as I admired Carey for his footy, he did shirk when Arch dummy punched him, mate, go check.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Ah that's cool then. So your premiership captain did flinch when his premiership team mates tried to punch him (and shat themselves before they could do anything). So he is still a role model!

 

[Macca18]

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They tried to put all the footage in the one video but after an insipid North conceded 31 goals in a FINAL, it was a difficult task. Highest score ever in a final in 115 years & greatest ever margin in a QF - wow.

And then of course the biggest CAPITULATION of all time:

[YOUTUBE]lnWay8S8xqI[/YOUTUBE]

North might have the 'Marshmallow Final' (it was 1st vs 8th from memory, big fricken deal) and a few narrow home & away wins in recent times, but that's about it when it comes to Essendon. Little wonder there is such an inferiority complex with their supporters.

 

[Joshen]

[YOUTUBE]TxUMRcMjRGs[/YOUTUBE]

Happy Birthday Macca

 

[Macca18]

It's all you've got...

*yawn*

There was definite novelty value for a week or two after that game, but in desperate need of something else now nearly a year on...

 

[Flawed Genius]

****ing Dwayne and his stupid catchphrases after every goal.

Abhorrent.

 

[Drummer_19]

I think we could all agree that Derrrwayne is a blight on the game.

 

[Macca18]

"It's like shelling peas"

"That's as good as it gets!"

"Squeezes it through a needle eye opening!"

Also the one where he refers to picking wings off flies which he uses regularly. Urgh.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Seriously. Watch the video Joshen posted. After just about every goal, he comes out with a triumphant catchphrase.

 

[Kong]

I'd still take him over Luke "absolutely elite" Darcy.

 

[Tassieboy]

"The natives are restless"

 

[brendan84]

god damn dwayne russell, what a s**t stain he is.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

****ing Dwayne and his stupid catchphrases after every goal.

Abhorrent.

Commentates where angels fear to tread.

 

[Vtorians]

That first half was mostly embarrassing save for the last 10min of the 2nd qtr, hopefully they've finally switched on to the fact this is rd 1 & not the friggen nab cup.

 

[donzano]

Really should have put them away by 5-6 goals.

 

[BomberTime]

Suck the big one! H Mac cough cough gag!