Autopsy Round 10, 2025 vs Geelong

[Scholz Supremacy]

 

[ibd77]

Meh, season over in March, just watching a corpse being rolled out week by week. Suckession indeed.

 

[theouthouse]

Season over, surely you sack him now.

 

[It Just Is]

I don’t think the club care but you can’t have your tummy tickled every second week. This shit leaves a scare.

 

[TazD]

Oww man, I wonder if Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

28

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

regrets his decision to play for a club that gives af about winning a flag

 

[Windy Cindy]

What a pitiful performance

****ing rollover and don’t give a yelp

Just ****ing sack this prick

We have dropped off a ****ing cliff

 

[It Just Is]

Let’s not miss list management in this autopsy. Picked some top liners in 2018 & 2019 followed by getting lucky with JHF and then couldn’t decide if we were all in on a flag in 2021-24 or building for Butters, Rozee etc to hit their prime. Conspired to do neither. Absolutely diabolical.

 

[Windy Cindy]

The laziest forward running team in history as soon as it goes the other way we can’t be arsed running

This joint needs a broom through it..

Shameful performance

 

[Full Credit]

Absolute meme of a club. King dope and the dummies. Just fold.

 

[Windy Cindy]

Let’s not miss list management in this autopsy. Picked some top liners in 2018 & 2019 followed by getting lucky with JHF and then couldn’t decide if we were all in on a flag in 2021-24 or building for Butters, Rozee etc to hit their prime. Conspired to do neither. Absolutely diabolical.

I’m selling the lot.. this side isnt winning anything..

 

[pstew2dstew]

Our fwd line is a toilet

A dirty nightclub toilet.

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

What is there to review? The players checked out, coaches suck balls, skills is below average.

 

[Us against the rest]

Let’s not miss list management in this autopsy. Picked some top liners in 2018 & 2019 followed by getting lucky with JHF and then couldn’t decide if we were all in on a flag in 2021-24 or building for Butters, Rozee etc to hit their prime. Conspired to do neither. Absolutely diabolical.

Half of our team would be fringe players at other clubs.

 

[It Just Is]

Can you get handball efficiency stats? I think we are the worst handballers I have ever seen.

 

[Doctor Feel]

You just know internally Koch is blaming this on finally giving an end date and the players are revolting because they killed Daddy.

I hope they are, the stupid campaigners.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Close game Jeremy Cameron

5

Jeremy Cameron

Age

32

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

only beat us by 4 points.

 

[tribey]

 

[b0ydman Jr]

Chewy, give good news pleae

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Very likely that Joe Berry is a draft bust too.

We are very much screwed for years if AFL don't give us access to Dougie.

 

[ploppy]

I hate Geelong and Ken equally

 

[KenGaveUsWhatHeDeserved]

if Ken had any integrity he would resign tonight

but if he had any integrity he would have left years ago

 

[It Just Is]

Half of our team would be fringe players at other clubs.

Then add that most of those fringe players are built like 14 year olds and it’s little wonder we can’t compete for 4 quarters

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Teal Leviathan]

A few weeks back I speculated that we could go 0-4 before the bye. Nice to know that's still in play.

 

[Windy Cindy]

Can you get handball efficiency stats? I think we are the worst handballers I have ever seen.

Panic handballs.. here you have it!!