Just can't seem to win at the SCG. Swans are our bogey side and that bloody ground our bogey ground. Might be waiting awhile to break the hoodoo. Surely must be the longest in the AFL at any current regular venue for a team or close to it?
Papley looks like the kind of little guy who would have gone around tripping taller players when he was a teenager and punching guys in the gut or in the balls when there's a dog pile and he can get away with it.
Papley was created by Sydney scientists splicing Amon Buchanan and Adam Schneider's DNA together in some sort of Satanic recipe to always have an annoying little campaigner who can carve us up for all eternity.
Simple answer - MC couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!! MC have made numerous errors this year in their selections - either we go in too tall (eg losses against Brisbane & Port) or just incorrect replacement selections (eg today). Should have picked Ah Chee instead of Smith - it was like the MC had already conceded that it would be a loss today, before they even got on the flight. 🤔