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Never mind Zorks we all have a bad day every now and then

Do your post game wind down, go home have a nice warm bath with epsom salts to rest those weary muscles you couldn't be f***ed using today,

Have a nice bottle of pink champagne and a family sized block of cadbury fruit and nut ( without the nut you sackless piece of shit )

Smile, relax and laugh at how much money you earnt for those wonderfully hard, contested 5, yes that's right 5 possessions, campaignerknuckle

If I ever see you in the street I will cross the road and piss in your pocket, see how you like it lazy little flog

On a happier note I am in the process of buying a cute little pitbull puppy ( I love those dogs ) I just got off the phone with the breeders who said they had picked a solid little tan coloured male pup, 6 weeks old with a white patch on his eye, I want to call him Gorgeous George, but the daughter wants Zorko.

Whatcha gonna do eh, so i tell the breeder it's gonna be ZORKO and that's final.

Mr Breeder just rang back to inform me that he can't bring himself to let the pup go to a home who will call him Zorko, I couldn't get him to change his mind he was adamant. Guttered and disappointed for my daughter I begged him, but no he isn't going to suffer the humiliation of being known as the breeder of such a manly 6 week old pup answering to ZORKO. I even suggested we nut him straight away, nope aint gonna budge. Devo'd

In the end we came to an arrangement, we are now the proud owners of a female poodle who has the mange. I wanted to call her Gorgeous George but he insisted she has been microchipped as Zorko Shaw. Yeah I can run with that

Oh by the way she is 15 yrs old and has 3 legs and only 1 eye which she can't see out of

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11 / 1090 sounds better - come on scooter late out

Bont, Dahl, Macrae, Yeo, Hibberd on tonight - if I get to 15/1500 by tonight will be happy
 
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Never mind Zorks we all have a bad day every now and then

Do your post game wind down, go home have a nice warm bath with epsom salts to rest those weary muscles you couldn't be f***ed using today,

Have a nice bottle of pink champagne and a family sized block of cadbury fruit and nut ( without the nut you sackless piece of shit )

Smile, relax and laugh at how much money you earnt for those wonderfully hard, contested 5, yes that's right 5 possessions, campaignerknuckle

If I ever see you in the street I will cross the road and piss in your pocket, see how you like it lazy little flog

On a happier note I am in the process of buying a cute little pitbull puppy ( I love those dogs ) I just got off the phone with the breeders who said they had picked a solid little tan coloured male pup, 6 weeks old with a white patch on his eye, I want to call him Gorgeous George, but the daughter wants Zorko.

Whatcha gonna do eh, so i tell the breeder it's gonna be ZORKO and that's final.

Mr Breeder just rang back to inform me that he can't bring himself to let the pup go to a home who will call him Zorko, I couldn't get him to change his mind he was adamant. Guttered and disappointed for my daughter I begged him, but no he isn't going to suffer the humiliation of being known as the breeder of such a manly 6 week old pup answering to ZORKO. I even suggested we nut him straight away, nope aint gonna budge. Devo'd

In the end we came to an arrangement, we are now the proud owners of a female poodle who has the mange. I wanted to call her Gorgeous George but he insisted she has been microchipped as Zorko Shaw. Yeah I can run with that

Oh by the way she is 15 yrs old and has 3 legs and only 1 eye which she can't see out of

SC thug lyfe
Lolz, Beams jelly?
 
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Haven't see much of Yeo yet. Have a horrible feeling he's about to go full troll mode for the rest of the year now he's sucked us all in.

Edit: Excellent, mocked him and he immediately makes an appearance. Bet it's his last touch for the term though.
 

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APOLOGIES TO ANYBODY WITH DAYNE ZORKO IN THEIR SIDE

Like ive already said on my short time on the SC board , i am to Supercoach what Milli Vanilli are to Grammy Winners.
Im a total sham, a non entity.
After my fantastic run of 3 straight losses during the BYE period i at least got to add two gun mids in my team to replace the turkeys i had.
I squeezed Josh Kelly and Gazza Jnr in my team. The anticipation of future wins actually created a slight bit of movement down im my nether regions.
So what happened? I get 1 slightly below standard game from the both of them then they both pull out injured.
So COME ON DOWN Dayne Zorko its your turn to disappoint :drunk:
I bloody knew it.
Zorko 51:(
 
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