Round 14 Discussion

[Jiska]

He does it once a game. You won't see him until next week now.

Once a game??
Are we talking about the same Petrie??

 

[Hairy Lager]

Never mind Zorks we all have a bad day every now and then

Do your post game wind down, go home have a nice warm bath with epsom salts to rest those weary muscles you couldn't be f***ed using today,

Have a nice bottle of pink champagne and a family sized block of cadbury fruit and nut ( without the nut you sackless piece of shit )

Smile, relax and laugh at how much money you earnt for those wonderfully hard, contested 5, yes that's right 5 possessions, campaignerknuckle

If I ever see you in the street I will cross the road and piss in your pocket, see how you like it lazy little flog

On a happier note I am in the process of buying a cute little pitbull puppy ( I love those dogs ) I just got off the phone with the breeders who said they had picked a solid little tan coloured male pup, 6 weeks old with a white patch on his eye, I want to call him Gorgeous George, but the daughter wants Zorko.

Whatcha gonna do eh, so i tell the breeder it's gonna be ZORKO and that's final.

Mr Breeder just rang back to inform me that he can't bring himself to let the pup go to a home who will call him Zorko, I couldn't get him to change his mind he was adamant. Guttered and disappointed for my daughter I begged him, but no he isn't going to suffer the humiliation of being known as the breeder of such a manly 6 week old pup answering to ZORKO. I even suggested we nut him straight away, nope aint gonna budge. Devo'd

In the end we came to an arrangement, we are now the proud owners of a female poodle who has the mange. I wanted to call her Gorgeous George but he insisted she has been microchipped as Zorko Shaw. Yeah I can run with that

Oh by the way she is 15 yrs old and has 3 legs and only 1 eye which she can't see out of

SC thug lyfe

Lolz, Beams jelly?

 

[KardiniaPark]

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#Pray4Vanders

 

[NSWCROW]

13 ( c ) - 1278

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Haven't see much of Yeo yet. Have a horrible feeling he's about to go full troll mode for the rest of the year now he's sucked us all in.

Edit: Excellent, mocked him and he immediately makes an appearance. Bet it's his last touch for the term though.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Once a game??
Are we talking about the same Petrie??

Well I saw him do it last week, I may have taken liberties with the truth to pump him up.

GAWD Bont annoys me, campaigner will crab it to 90 again. Been ****ing useless for what seems like 2 months. Not an SP's arseh*le.

 

[Marlowe]

10/918

Bont, Dahl, Macrae, Pigboy, Yeo to go.

Get me over a 100 average, please.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

APOLOGIES TO ANYBODY WITH DAYNE ZORKO IN THEIR SIDE

Like ive already said on my short time on the SC board , i am to Supercoach what Milli Vanilli are to Grammy Winners.
Im a total sham, a non entity.
After my fantastic run of 3 straight losses during the BYE period i at least got to add two gun mids in my team to replace the turkeys i had.
I squeezed Josh Kelly and Gazza Jnr in my team. The anticipation of future wins actually created a slight bit of movement down im my nether regions.
So what happened? I get 1 slightly below standard game from the both of them then they both pull out injured.
So COME ON DOWN Dayne Zorko its your turn to disappoint

I bloody knew it.
Zorko 51

 

[samFFC]

Do I take Witherden 76 over Marchank or Stewart?

Marchbank will score 72-82 so might as well.
Stewart definitely.

 

[samFFC]

892 from 10 before these games.

Waite, Bontempelli, Dahlhaus, Yeo.

 

[SavDog23]

Dahl, Bont, Macrae. All very very solid starts. Keep it up Lads!

 

[rocker_oz33]

Where$ gawn?

 

[peppy la pew]

Lolz, Beams jelly?

Don't get me started on that wimpy snowflake who has brittle glass instead of man bones

Sloane
Beams
Zorko
Shaw

Guilty your Honor, do what you must

 

[CrozaN]

Bont is going large today boys!

 

[Daniel McL]

Treloar 90, Rocky 85, Mummy 70, Williams 50... Not good

 

[Papa Caz]

higgins stop being a trash campaigner for 5 minutes and get a kick, macrae, bont and dahl keep going you good things

 

[Obese Arachnid]

What else ya hate Rodney?

Saw him live twice.

Second time having a crowd beer with him after the show.

Pretty sure he thought I was a top bloke, you know shit-faced, slurring & telling him jokes. Always good.

Buddies for life.

 

[Huttabito]

Bont 37.5% DE

 

[samFFC]

Realised I can't loophole Danger into Docherty, so need to decide who to captain.
So no VC possible.
That was pretty silly

 

[Jiska]

Where$ gawn?

Doing very nicely. Take a couple of weeks to work in to it and bottom out nicely.

 

[dmc333]

Just came home to the ****ing campaigner that is Heath Shaw.

Hope the local kids leave a bag of burning shit on his doorstep tonight.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Need bont for 4 Quarter's tonight.

 

[Jiska]

Viney 10 contested. What a beast.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Decided to hire myself out as a "player nulifier".
If anybody wants an opponent's player to get a shitty low score then just let me know and I'll put em in my side.
Im a bigger curse than an old Gypsy woman's evil eye.

 

[vast]

Wtf hibberd