- Jan 18, 2015
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Also I've been told of some potentially great news that will help our teams this week. I'll say more when I find out more.
***PAFC Media Release***
"Tom Rockliff returns to the Power". These were the words from coach Hinkley as he announced the return of the ball magnet.
"The club have been working with Rocky in the 2's to iron out a few flaws in his game".
"Firstly we've instituted an international travel ban, no more Guangzhao Yum Cha and Dumpling House visits".
"Second, we've terminated the Dunkin Donuts lease at Alberton"
The coach was also clear about his plans for Rocky. "He's been told to stay within 10 meters of the ball all game. If he drifts to the wing or hangs around the goal square it's straight back to the 2's" said Hinkley.
Asked about potential injury concerns, Hinkley was adamant these were in the past. "During the clubs last China trip, we transplanted in a new pig shoulder using pioneering surgery. He's now 10% pork and 100% hungry, for the ball clarified Hinkley".
Hinkley had one last word for the fans. "I don't play Supercoach or Fantasy Footy, but if I did I would get on", said Hinkley.
Upon being asked about his KFC Supercoach viability, Rockliff replied "Did someone say KFC".
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