Dearest George,I was just surprised you had an internet connection to send him your soapy hand picture PM's in exchange for his raunchy bathroom videos all the way from the 400BC dungeon you live out of?
This is DBG’s Squire.
Sir is henceforth occupied with the ladies of the kingdom. We expect his return when the sun covers the monument steps.
Do not fret or treat this as an offence to you, his time is lacking as a man in such demand.
Honestly and sincerely,
The House Of DBG