Banter Round 2: Richmond vs Toothless Dolebludgers

[FireKrakouer]

So Hazlewood is being closed literally the day after this match. It's almost as if they delayed the closure until after this very game... as if they're expecting some huge surge in power demand Thursday night...

 

[TheSmokingGun]

Remember when the footy show was actually funny?

 

[10571z]

I must admit i respect Richmond fans. How a team has been so crap for so long and they still rock up in huge numbers is an absolute credit to them.

 

[nahnah]

Remember when the footy show was actually funny?

Nope

 

[FireKrakouer]

I reckon the Pies fans will cheer louder for Dusty's possessions than the Tigers faithful will. I honestly feel bad, first we trump you guys on the Treloar deal, now this. I hope we find another club to pick on at the trade table in the future.

 

[SuperSteele22]

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Seeing if anyone's got a pair of chopsticks it seems.

 

[SuperSteele22]

**** you guys get defensive easy. Then again I'd probably be a little edgy myself if my club hadn't won a final since about the time the very first Harry Potter film first hit cinemas.

 

[_DBF_]

I reckon the Pies fans will cheer louder for Dusty's possessions than the Tigers faithful will. I honestly feel bad, first we trump you guys on the Treloar deal, now this. I hope we find another club to pick on at the trade table in the future.

POTY. Quality banter. End thread.



BTW Treloar is a jet but butchers it. Dusty kicks 65m on to peoples tit.

Treloar < Prestia + Caddy + Rioli

 

[SuperSteele22]

POTY. Quality banter. End thread.



BTW Treloar is a jet but butchers it. Dusty kicks 65m on to peoples tit.

Treloar < Prestia + Caddy + Rioli

You know what, that would be a excellent point if the 2016 avg disposal efficiency of the two players didn't read;

Treloar 73.2%
Martin 67.5%

Swing and a miss

 

[_DBF_]

You know what, that would be a excellent point if the 2016 avg disposal efficiency of the two players didn't read;

Treloar 73.2%
Martin 67.5%

Yay Treloar can handball!

Both averaged approx. 31 disp.

Dusty 19 k 12hb
Treloar 13k 18hb

 

[YeOldTiger]

Still waiting for a reply to my inbox champ.

Better watch what I say in here because I know how precious you lot are.

You lot are going to get massacred on Thursday, and I'll be scorolling through the game day thread on this board as I watch because Richmond meltdowns are the best meltdowns. Just gotta remember not no like anyone's comments, hey Sterge?

Almost made it through without any spelling mistakes. Golf clap.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Yay Treloar can handball!

Both averaged approx. 31 disp.

Dusty 19 k 12hb
Treloar 13k 18hb

Thanks for drawing attention to his poor disposal efficiency. Please carry on lowering his value, we need to preserve some space in our cap to acquire other Richmond targets.

 

[HTT]

JLT5 here we come

 

[Maybenextyear]

**** you guys get defensive easy. Then again I'd probably be a little edgy myself if my club hadn't won a final since about the time the very first Harry Potter film first hit cinemas.

I actually do remember going to the movies on the Thursday ( which was show day public hoilday ) before our last grand final win and saw " The Club."

 

[GoTigers2015]

Treloar went to Collingwood because he thought they had a better list.

 

[GoTigers2015]

I see that Collingwood have recognised leadership qualities in their choice of leaders.
Taylor Adams especially embraces the Collingwood values. Convicted of assault, turning up drunk to training and shagging another player's missus.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I see that Collingwood have recognised leadership qualities in their choice of leaders.
Taylor Adams especially embraces the Collingwood values. Convicted of assault, turning up drunk to training and shagging another player's missus.

And to maintain consistency we go and sign up a bloke from another club who threatened a woman with chop sticks... what is wrong with us!

 

[nahnah]

you know your an absolute joke of a club when a shittruck hack like tyrone vickery kicked 6 goals against you once

what about the s**t truck team that had him in their best 22 for 120 games

 

[PieLebo87]

I'm here lads!

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

what about the s**t truck team that had him in their best 22 for 120 games

it was a long play to trick Hawforn into taking him for 1 mil over 2 years

 

[nahnah]

it was a long play to trick Hawforn into taking him for 1 mil over 2 years

no wonder the druggos smashed them

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Treloar went to Collingwood because he thought they had a better list.

The Matthews brothers were so salty.

Stamp feet, wah wah wah, I wanted to send Treloar to my bruffers team.

That's cool though they sent you the hand me downs, Prestia the human tofu ball.

 

[DrMike]

Looking forward to Collingwood being 0-2
Summer over but still plenty of time for melts

We still won't be taken seriously as our two wins don't have been to anyone good

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

More midfielders is sure to fix your problems

Given Collingwood's lack of forwards, Dusty will probably play Full Forward.

 

[SuperSteele22]

Looking forward to Collingwood being 0-2
Summer over but still plenty of time for melts

We still won't be taken seriously as our two wins don't have been to anyone good

Is English your fourth language?