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Remember when you were first going out with a girl back in year 9 or whatever and you were always walking around with a chubby and the blowjobs were always really sloppy and you felt teeth and they always were over quickly because you couldn't contain yourself and the girl would gag and she wanted to just get it over with and instead of expertly shooting your load all over her **** in the excitement and rush of it all you would always just jizz all over the place and it would get in her eyes and she would get all upset and her eyes would swell up and she would get all shitty with you and wouldn't want you to go over to her house that night after footy training but she would ultimately forgive you but then the same thing would happen again with her and even with all the advice you were given you would still go way too hard too early and her dad would walk in on you one time and threaten to smash you for defiling his daughter and within four weeks you were done with this girl and it was all over? All these n00bs with their stupid trades remind me of that.
Wait, wait, if I trade will my missus go down town?










