- Nov 7, 2012
- AFL Club
- St Kilda
- Other Teams
- Liverpool FC, Bristol City FC
I'm lost as to what analogy you're making, but that's a sad story, bro.Bear with me while I find my inner gringo2011
It’s like constantly asking out the hot chick you work with & she keeps declining your offer. One day she says okay let’s go on a date, all goes brilliantly & you start dating.
Now you have a bit of swagger & you take her to fancy restaurants & to luscious holiday destinations while she cooks, cleans, allows you to ‘play’ with your friends & so on...you get the drift.
You buy her a lovey house & marry the girl of your dreams...or so you thought.
Now that you are married, she is working late nights, not cooking those delicious dinners you became accustomed to or helping to clean the house. She’s even using her recent hip replacement as an excuse to avoid the bedroom.
You later find out that she never had a hip replacement & it was only a mole that was cut out. She’s been sinking your hard earned at the club on the brickies laptop & been working late helping her boss Ned submit the budget before EOFY.
She’s pregnant & although you can’t be sure it’s yours you are stuck with her for at least 3 years to try & make it work. FML.