Preview Round 22, 2019: Carlton v St.Kilda - MCG, Saturday 17th August, 1:45PM AEST

[austinnn]

Bear with me while I find my inner gringo2011

It’s like constantly asking out the hot chick you work with & she keeps declining your offer. One day she says okay let’s go on a date, all goes brilliantly & you start dating.

Now you have a bit of swagger & you take her to fancy restaurants & to luscious holiday destinations while she cooks, cleans, allows you to ‘play’ with your friends & so on...you get the drift.

You buy her a lovey house & marry the girl of your dreams...or so you thought.

Now that you are married, she is working late nights, not cooking those delicious dinners you became accustomed to or helping to clean the house. She’s even using her recent hip replacement as an excuse to avoid the bedroom.

You later find out that she never had a hip replacement & it was only a mole that was cut out. She’s been sinking your hard earned at the club on the brickies laptop & been working late helping her boss Ned submit the budget before EOFY.

She’s pregnant & although you can’t be sure it’s yours you are stuck with her for at least 3 years to try & make it work. FML.

I'm lost as to what analogy you're making, but that's a sad story, bro.

 

[gringo2011]

Lol let’s not be silly...

What's silly about that? He's been excellent. Probably Carlton's second best player behind Cripps in his first year and playing like a veteran.

 

[kernelT]

Bear with me while I find my inner gringo2011

It’s like constantly asking out the hot chick you work with & she keeps declining your offer. One day she says okay let’s go on a date, all goes brilliantly & you start dating.

Now you have a bit of swagger & you take her to fancy restaurants & to luscious holiday destinations while she cooks, cleans, allows you to ‘play’ with your friends & so on...you get the drift.

You buy her a lovey house & marry the girl of your dreams...or so you thought.

Now that you are married, she is working late nights, not cooking those delicious dinners you became accustomed to or helping to clean the house. She’s even using her recent hip replacement as an excuse to avoid the bedroom.

You later find out that she never had a hip replacement & it was only a mole that was cut out. She’s been sinking your hard earned at the club on the brickies laptop & been working late helping her boss Ned submit the budget before EOFY.

She’s pregnant & although you can’t be sure it’s yours you are stuck with her for at least 3 years to try & make it work. FML.

Someone needs a hug.

And also learn how to cook.

 

[Human Person]

Bear with me while I find my inner gringo2011

It’s like constantly asking out the hot chick you work with & she keeps declining your offer. One day she says okay let’s go on a date, all goes brilliantly & you start dating.

Now you have a bit of swagger & you take her to fancy restaurants & to luscious holiday destinations while she cooks, cleans, allows you to ‘play’ with your friends & so on...you get the drift.

You buy her a lovey house & marry the girl of your dreams...or so you thought.

Now that you are married, she is working late nights, not cooking those delicious dinners you became accustomed to or helping to clean the house. She’s even using her recent hip replacement as an excuse to avoid the bedroom.

You later find out that she never had a hip replacement & it was only a mole that was cut out. She’s been sinking your hard earned at the club on the brickies laptop & been working late helping her boss Ned submit the budget before EOFY.

She’s pregnant & although you can’t be sure it’s yours you are stuck with her for at least 3 years to try & make it work. FML.

Maybe you should’ve helped her with the cooking and cleaning.

 

[Human Person]

North beat Hawthorn comfortably in Shaw's first game. Geelong was his second game.

Coincidently we also have Geelong at GMHBA stadium next week in what will be Teague's second game in charge...

We don’t deal with facts on the Saints board.

 

[TheEnsign]

Selection will be interesting. Brown should come back in imo so he can take whoever of McKay / Casboult plays at FF.

Not sure I would try and bring in a small / medium for Coff (since I'm not sure who would make way) and I like the idea of going in fairly tall and challenging their backline with no Jones (I would be playing Battle or Carlisle forward for most of the day).

So, Out: Coffield (inf), In: Brown.

 

[BangersAndMash]

Selection will be interesting. Brown should come back in imo so he can take whoever of McKay / Casboult plays at FF.

Not sure I would try and bring in a small / medium for Coff (since I'm not sure who would make way) and I like the idea of going in fairly tall and challenging their backline with no Jones (I would be playing Battle or Carlisle forward for most of the day).

So, Out: Coffield (inf), In: Brown.

I agree and I think that’s what they’ll do. Would much rather Brown playing on either or their FF than Carlisle or Wilkie.






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[Jade Buddha]

Brown has been super dependable all year for mine.
He will need to be phased out soon but right here right now he’s getting the job done.

 

[Saintbloke]

Carlton has Cripps and a couple of good support players, but we have better team balance across the ground and that's why we will win.

 

[Murraj1966]

Are we gonna be City or Punt road end?

 

[jwikked]

Jack Steven on the bench, Hanners is still in and Brown is back!

Time to carve up those pathetic blues.

 

[pebblesofsand]

Out Coffield

In Brown

How boring and predictable was that!!!!

 

[jwikked]

Out Coffield

In Brown

How boring and predictable was that!!!!

What’s wrong with boring?

 

[Murraj1966]

Out Coffield

In Brown

How boring and predictable was that!!!!

Better that than a coach chopping and changing each week because it isn't working

 

[triggering bro]

Will White get a farewell game?

 

[Saints43]

Out Coffield

In Brown

How boring and predictable was that!!!!

Why doesn't the selection committee force Ratts to make crazy changes like they did with the previous bloke?

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[tomjoad]

A tight but winnable game. Just hoping Stuv & Hanners don't have 2nd week blues...I don't want them going from game changers to game losers in the space of a week.

 

[Moral Decay]

Why doesn't the selection committee force Ratts to make crazy changes like they did with the previous bloke?

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Winning helps

 

[Coconut_twirl]

Webster another VFL match? Interesting.

 

[plugger66]

Out Coffield

In Brown

How boring and predictable was that!!!!

Or we could have picked your side and be assured of a loss.

 

[plugger66]

Why doesn't the selection committee force Ratts to make crazy changes like they did with the previous bloke?

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They have pretty much selected the same sides.

 

[Circus]

The Blues are far more anxious about this game than we are, new coach's first time to not win after his appointment! And ee have a good record against them and have had for a long time. Please don't produce stats to prove I'm wrong, they're only numbers and aren't as powerful as my fantasies!!

 

[Ricochet]

It funny to see we bring in two
A grade mids and the whole team sheet looks more balanced any club would be worried to play as at this stage.

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[Ricochet]

Webster another VFL match? Interesting.

I dont think Webster is 100% there is something there he is one of our most damaging out of the back line

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[jwikked]

Did anyone catch them training, wondering what Hanners was doing. Would love to hear his hammies are 100%