Banter Round 22: At least we didn't lose by 100 pts vs the new expansion teams will win a flag before you

[wayToGo_]

Soulless franchises like this are just tough to get excited about.

Don't be so harsh on yourselves. When you finally win an AFL final you'll get your souls back. Could even happen this year. Unlikely. But possible.

 

[telsor]

Don't be so harsh on yourselves. When you finally win an AFL final you'll get your souls back. Could even happen this year. Unlikely. But possible.

We have a soul, we're a club, with history. Not just a corporate entity designed to suck money from fans to give it to your owners.

 

[wayToGo_]

We have a soul, we're a club, with history. Not just a corporate entity designed to suck money from fans to give it to your owners.

Any chance of some intelligent banter on here?

 

[I Rock]

Any chance of some intelligent banter on here?

About as much chance as Fremantle running out of cleaning polish when they give their "Trophy's" a spuce up.

 

[Tigerbob68]

Any chance of some intelligent banter on here?

There was until the Freo supporters showed up

 

[smasha]

Freos second grand final of the year arrives.
#

 

[BKM78]

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Does Rioli still stand around looking like a headless chook at important moments in the game? Did he learn this move from watching Cotchin's last final?

Aww look. Not only do they get TVs in prison, but fox footy and blow me down, crayons!

 

[wayToGo_]

About as much chance as Fremantle running out of cleaning polish when they give their "Trophy's" a spuce up.

True. You've been racking up quite the bill spending the last half a century cleaning your last one (ie back in the bronze age).

 

[Unique Name]

AFL flags:
Freo - 0
Richmond - 0

 

[wayToGo_]

Aww look. Not only do they get TVs in prison, but fox footy and blow me down, crayons!

Got off your pokey machine to thumb mash that out? - bravo!

 

[Unique Name]

Aww look. Not only do they get TVs in prison, but fox footy and blow me down, crayons!

I stole it off twitter, maybe I should be in jail.

Don't knock crayons either, i heard it's the only way Hardwick can communicate to some of your special players. Rioli has the mental age of a 3 yr old and Riewoldt sooks like a two year old. They love the crayons.

 

[BKM78]

Got off your pokey machine to thumb mash that out? - bravo!

It's Pokie
No dictionaries in prison.

 

[I Rock]

True. You've been racking up quite the bill spending the last half a century cleaning your last one (ie back in the bronze age).

As in me personally?

Also I know Fremantle is a little behind modern society here in the East. However you should know the Bronze Age finished more than 50 years ago for us.

 

[BKM78]

I stole it off twitter, maybe I should be in jail.

Don't knock crayons either, i heard it's the only way Hardwick can communicate to some of your special players. Rioli has the mental age of a 3 yr old and Riewoldt sooks like a two year old. They love the crayons.

Haha Jesus. You lot would flog yourselves senseless at the thought of gaining those 2.
You'll be right. Bennell will save the club.
I mean Jesus, Perth is the perfect place for a young troubled footy star.
Nothing to see here! Move right along!

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's Pokie
No dictionaries in prison.

About as much chance as Fremantle running out of cleaning polish when they give their "Trophy's" a spuce up.

Looks like we're all in prison together.

Seriously though, who burned down your scoreboard?

 

[Unique Name]

It's Pokie
No dictionaries in prison.

Being that most Richmond supporters just must be into masochism I think 'pokey' machine was the right term.

 

[Unique Name]

Haha Jesus. You lot would flog yourselves senseless at the thought of gaining those 2.
You'll be right. Bennell will save the club.
I mean Jesus, Perth is the perfect place for a young troubled footy star.
Nothing to see here! Move right along!

Riewoldt? Nah he's the biggest sook in the comp and the Fat Rioli that West Coke picked up will be better than your Rioli who looks like an absolute space cadet.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[BKM78]

Being that most Richmond supporters just must be into masochism I think 'pokey' machine was the right term.

Officially the worst comeback ever.
It's official.
Well done.

 

[BKM78]

Looks like we're all in prison together.

Seriously though, who burned down your scoreboard?

1999?

 

[pebblestone]

I think you have summed up AFL commentary to a tee right here. Can you name someone who isn't?

*I still don't mind hearing Leigh Matthews for some reason, plus Peter Bell and Jason Bennett seem to do a good job.

Basil, BT, Gerard Healy, Robert Walls, Alastair Lynch, all top notch operators.

 

[Tigerbob68]

AFL flags:
Freo - 0
Richmond - 0

AFL and VFL are actually the same thing.
Freo - 0
Richmond - 10.
Bad luck.
http://www.topendsports.com/sport/afl/grand-finalists.htm

 

[Unique Name]

AFL and VFL are actually the same thing.
Freo - 0
Richmond - 10.
Bad luck.
http://www.topendsports.com/sport/afl/grand-finalists.htm

Keep believing it. AFL flags - Richmond = 0.
You're at the bottom with us.

 

[Tigerbob68]

Keep believing it. AFL flags - Richmond = 0.
You're at the bottom with us.

AFL flags 10. Which part of that is hard to understand?

 

[Unique Name]

AFL flags 10. Which part of that is hard to understand?

Like the bear that shits in the woods. If Richmond won a VFL flag when dinosaurs still roamed the earth did it really happen.

Oh and fixed it for ya.
VFL flags - 10
AFL flags - 0.