Preview Round 22 Ports vs Kangas @ Marvel Stadium

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Club Legend
Mar 1, 2014
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Great write up Portwon but, going on experience of our recent past, I worry....

"Why North will win

Port have now kicked over 100 points two weeks in a row and sit with some slender chance of participating in early September action. One would think that this would mean that Ports will be switched on and ready to fire."

Thank you. Had plans to make it much more comprehensive but got a bit manuried and lost passion across the season.

Yeah I wondered exactly that and if it should go above or below that heading.

I am sure they won't break our heads again.....or will they.

The melts would be great reading though especially as I would probably be in the fetal position rocking backwards and forwards slowly.


Club Legend
Mar 24, 2019
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
I'm hoping for a straight forward win in our favour this weekend. Unfortunately, we aren't much of a straight forward club at the moment, so I can never be certain of our result.

In other words "PLEASE let this be a NORMAL field trip."
- Magic School Bus
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Club Legend
Oct 8, 2012
Western Suburbs
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Schoey was in the coaches box at Alberton on sunday and mysteriously the magpies played an open fast link-up game.
Thanks Portwon good OP.
Think we'll have more to play for than the Kangas. This week 3 wins on the trot and another 100pts.
Boyd Woodcock being talked up as a chance to debut. Would any of you think Dooogs in to nullify Brown.
Liked for Schoey in the coaches box.


Dominus Ex Machina
Sep 9, 2007
Portland, Oregon
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bulls
They’re talking about tanking this one on the North board.
As well they should. The club can’t make finals and if they won they’d just cost themselves two places in the draft, because their percentage is better than St Kilda and Fremantle. It would also move them into the middle six for next year’s fixture.

There’s literally no reason for them to win. They’ve already got their coach...and any thoughts that they should play for pride evaporated last week.

If they really work at it they can finish 15th, because Sydney plays Melbourne and St Kilda while North plays Port and Melbourne.

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Professional Procrastinator
Oct 12, 2007
The Hills
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
This is beautifully set up for what happen power and us scheduling a cut throat game against Freo in the final game of the home and away season.
The AFL would love that.

They have no doubt already sent the memo to the umpires.

We will need to be a 5 goal better team to get over the line (which we should be).

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Club Legend
Jun 10, 2015
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
I know this gag goes back to the 1989 Grand Final when we “beat” North Adelaide, who by the way kicked only one goal for the entire game.
“The Kangaroos will be aiming for back to back goals”.
Joking aside we should come out easy winners.🤞🤞

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All Australian
Jun 10, 2017
Darling Point, Sydney
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Leicester City FC
well bookies not really liking us by a country mile..

KAngas $2.08 Portaloo $1.75

if u reckons we are banging kangas this weekend - put your house on it.
75c in the $ looks like a sure winner


Club Legend
Oct 4, 2016
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
LA Lakers, Anaheim Ducks, LA Rams
It must be so cringy for Norf supporters to have shinboner spirit as the way your club hypes itself up.

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