Game Day Round 22 vs. Port Adelaide @ MCG - Saturday, 7:30pm AEST

[Jamurp]

lol I just tune in the last few minutes and it’s just Port kicking it around to themselves, absolute joke of a club.

 

[The Dr]

First quarter felt like every Melbourne final ever.
Work arse off, kicking inside 50 dog shit. Opposition break press and get easy looks
Demon spirit
Fattys first 2 disposals led to port scores

Spoiler alert - Oliver's game gets worse


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[netslave]

I think people should get a free pass for melting tonight

 

[Charlie_s123]

Our gameplan of hold on for dear life and expect some moments of brilliance from our few talented players is the most soul crushing shit

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Got 110 points closer than Sydney did the bunch of shitcampaigners.

Would rather get blown out by 100 points than lose by 2 scoring 51 points. **** that. We are a genuine stain on the league.

 

[Fork n Hell]

i'm glad we lost, any team that plays a bloke like Oliver without question each week and kicks 50 points a game deserves to lose.

 

[mrmonkey]

Wasted opportunities in the last but they butchered chances in the first quarter. A bit annoyed to drop that in the end but we play such a boring style.

 

[The Dr]

Our gameplan of hold on for dear life and expect some moments of brilliance from our few talented players is the most soul crushing shit

Never a truer thing said.


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[Charlie_s123]

What makes this all the more hilarious was their stupid smug shit about 'wait to see how we move the ball this year' crap earlier in the season.

 

[Topkent]

Wait tubbys at the hbf now and his opponent creates the first 2 scores

 

[Topkent]

An dragged
Don't worry it's just pre season fitness not because he's completely an utterly checked out of footy

 

[Topkent]

Pickett just took a contested mark in the square after Turner did everything possible to kick it to the wrong spot. Pickett makes body contact, points to the open space, makes a lead and then Turner dumps it to the square where Kozzy is way outta position and ends up winning the contest with a big old shove in the back

We literally never just pop the kick into space for the forward to attack

 

[Topkent]

Turners been good, JVRs been shocking. Making him play as this donkey working forward is such a damn waste.
Hopefully for his career he requests a trade back to Freo

 

[Topkent]

Lol " Melbourne have the game the wanted, it's low scoring "

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Lol " Melbourne have the game the wanted, it's low scoring "

Do yourself a favour and stop watching

 

[Topkent]

Do yourself a favour and stop watching

I just saw Oliver take a dive and then need trainers to pick him up after getting a tickle from Jordan Sweet I'm having a blast

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I just saw Oliver take a dive and then need trainers to pick him up after getting a tickle from Jordan Sweet I'm having a blast

Slapped him in the man boobs and he went down like a fat sack of spuds.

 

[Topkent]

Slapped him in the man boobs and he went down like a fat sack of spuds.

The reverberation was probably real tbf.

 

[Topkent]

This game is gloriously disgusting.
Pickett and ANB can be saved, rest can al all get ACLs for all I care.

 

[Topkent]

Houston having no impact on the game due to it being a shit contested slog. Reckon he'll be our saviour if we get him though

 

[Topkent]

How good was the crowd though, reminded of better times like COVID

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Not trolling.
My favourite non port player is Petracca.

You just cannot replace a player like that.

Great player and bloke

 

[Bluelegs]

Not trolling.
My favourite non port player is Petracca.

You just cannot replace a player like that.

Great player and bloke

How do you replace a player like Petracca