POTY Round 23 vs St Kilda

scaryness

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YPOTY.

Young Player of the Year is your vote for the best player on the ground from this list below:
Nick Blakey
Jordan Dawson
Oliver Florent
Tom McCartin
Lewis Melican
Ben Ronke
James Rowbottom
 

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Bloodied52

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* Looking forward to the tallying of the votes and announcements.
Memorandum

Attention: scaryness

Subject: Date for the Player of the Year announcements?

I have block booked the Opera House for the next six weeks for our glittering function. The OH functionaries have started to get antsy about a final date. Your assistance in determining the date would be appreciated.

Catering has been organised. Stacks of Horse's dooverlackeys (like no party pies, deep fried hot dogs, baked springer rolls, disembodied Blues' Claws) are warming up on pallets at Circular Quay. Fine reds and whites are at the ready as is a plentiful supply of ales (Retches and one stubby of Cascade light for Mr The King! ).

Media has been organised. Ticky009 is managing the contingent. Slobbo Robinson is rolling up on the promises of limitless Coronas, infinite sthmelb_dimmies , cartons of Winnie Blues and compulsory smoking. The BarRat is there hoping to cut Slobbo's lunch and to prove he is a neutral reporter of Swans activity.

A dementing Alan Aylett who is light phobic will be put under the spotlight as a warm-up act.

Security is organised. Mick Oxlong and some squaddie will keep the evening on topic.

Your assistance in sorting out the master/mistress of ceremonies would be appreciated. Opts has suggested Alan Jones while I think Lenin's Tomb would be livelier.

B52
 

The King!

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Memorandum

Attention: scaryness

Subject: Date for the Player of the Year announcements?

I have block booked the Opera House for the next six weeks for our glittering function. The OH functionaries have started to get antsy about a final date. Your assistance in determining the date would be appreciated.

Catering has been organised. Stacks of Horse's dooverlackeys (like no party pies, deep fried hot dogs, baked springer rolls, disembodied Blues' Claws) are warming up on pallets at Circular Quay. Fine reds and whites are at the ready as is a plentiful supply of ales (Retches and one stubby of Cascade light for Mr The King! ).

Media has been organised. Ticky009 is managing the contingent. Slobbo Robinson is rolling up on the promises of limitless Coronas, infinite sthmelb_dimmies , cartons of Winnie Blues and compulsory smoking. The BarRat is there hoping to cut Slobbo's lunch and to prove he is a neutral reporter of Swans activity.

A dementing Alan Aylett who is light phobic will be put under the spotlight as a warm-up act.

Security is organised. Mick Oxlong and some squaddie will keep the evening on topic.

Your assistance in sorting out the master/mistress of ceremonies would be appreciated. Opts has suggested Alan Jones while I think Lenin's Tomb would be livelier.

B52

Boags thanks
 

Bloodied52

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Of course there is a plentiful supply of Murphys' Stout and a keg of Abbotsford Invalid Stout for injured players and Board members. In honour of Board jokes about Tasmania (which of course I neither understand nor support) you are entitled to two ponies of Invalid Stout - one for each of your noggins.
 

scaryness

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Round 23
Sydney 17.7 (109) def. St Kilda 8.16 (64)


5 votes
Josh Kennedy

32 disposals w/ 15 contested, 5 marks, 11 clearances, 4 inside 50s, 4 rebound 50s, 9 tackles, 2 goals, 78% disposal efficiency



4 votes
Jordan Dawson

25 disposals w/ 9 contested, 8 marks, 6 rebound 50s, 4 tackles, 80% disposal efficiency



3 votes
Luke Parker

28 disposals w/ 11 contested, 4 marks, 4 clearances, 5 tackles, 2 goals, 1 goal assist, 79% disposal efficiency



2 votes
Lance Franklin

14 disposals w/ 7 contested, 10 marks, 5 inside 50s, 4 goals, 57% disposal efficiency



1 vote
Tom McCartin

11 disposals w/ 6 contested, 8 marks, 3 goals, 82% disposal efficiency



Full votes tally:
Josh Kennedy (73)
Jordan Dawson (46)
Luke Parker (39)
Lance Franklin (18)
Tom McCartin (11)

Callum Mills (8)
Jarrad McVeigh (7)
Tom Papley (6)
Kieren Jack (5)
Heath Grundy (4)
Nick Smith (3)
Ben Ronke (2)
Aliir Aliir (2)
Jake Lloyd (1)

Young Player of the Week:
Jordan Dawson
25 disposals w/ 9 contested, 8 marks, 6 rebound 50s, 4 tackles, 80% disposal efficiency

 

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