Round 24 - The Final Nail Drinking Game - NOW WITH POLL!

[Seppo]

Skol every time your hear Sam Switkowski

39

Sam Switkowski

Age

29

Ht

179cm

Wt

74kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.8

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

6.5

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

4.0

5star

G

0.4

3star

’s name pronounced a new way

 

[muckypup]

Everytime Luke Ryan kicks long down the line.

 

[nurries]

Everytime Sam Darcy takes a mark and Dwayno says you cant defend a player at that height

 

[freo84]

Don't cry for me, Im already dead.

 

[muckypup]

Shai Bolton

10

Shai Bolton

Age

27

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.8

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.0

1star

zigs when he should have zagged

 

[mattis117]

One thing that is for certain is it's going to be all of Victoria, including the umpires vs Fremantle on Sunday.

Will make it all the sweeter when we beat them.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Going to be a tricky one… the groom is a Carlton fan and the bride a west coast fan… so they’ll all be going against us.

Yuk. Maybe just leave them in Bali!

 

[Piggy Smalls]

If Gary Lyon is commentating I'm gonna need paper cups for the sake of my TV screen

 

[Tbonefreo]

Every time they show the live ladder on the broadcast

This is a good one

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

**** me I am here for this thread. I have a day off Monday and nothing on until an appointment in the arvo so I think I’ll be partaking in some of this nonsense.

Let’s do what we gotta do

 

[88mph]

I’ll run through the thread later in the week and add suggestions to a poll.

Top 10 prior to bounce will be our drinking game.

Good luck out there

 

[PavLike]

Start sculling once Bolton gets a hold of the ball...

I'm guessing with his reluctance to use his first option - I'd make sure you got at least two cartons

 

[swanny1234]

Yuk. Maybe just leave them in Bali!

Yes, hopefully we win sunday so I don't have to join them all on mad monday...

 

[PrancingPony]

Everytime they refer to Rory Lobb

7

Rory Lobb

Age

33

Ht

207cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.4

4star

MG

174.6

3star

D

11.3

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

MG

228.6

3star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.8

5star

MG

133.0

3star

as "the former Docker" or they say "playing against his old club"

 

[88mph]

Poll is live peeps.

Get voting and good luck!

 

[freo84]

Poll is live peeps.

Get voting and good luck!

Lol we'll all have alcohol poisoning before qtr time.

 

[88mph]

Poll is shaping well.

Closing at 12 noon tomorrow

 

[DocT]

You all know how this works.

Skol:

Each time the coverage cuts to JLo biting his fingernails in the coaching box.

Whenever Dogs get a goal

When we get handball happy in the 50 and Dogs walk it out.

When Garry Lyon is frothing over the Doggies

Over to your suggestions…..

Brilliant mate, a late contender for POTY. I suspect this list will be the highlight of my day.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Where's the 'all of the above' option?

 

[88mph]

Where's the 'all of the above' option?

We need to consider health and safety of all BigFooty posters.

 

[freo84]

We need to consider health and safety of all BigFooty posters.

Im glad I'm working today. Otherwise id be maggot before the 10 min mark of the first qtr.

Watch them put that live ladder up after every single goal.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Where's the 'all of the above' option?

You'll probably need them all on the mid strength beer at Marvel

 

[88mph]

Here are your top votes - in order.​

If Dwayno isn't commentating, we might need to change that to any commentator.

• Every time they show the live ladder on the broadcast​

• When Dwayne says "There's no next week for one of these teams'​

• Everytime the commentators mention us losing the last four games last year and missing finals.​

• Every time a player takes a mark in space and waits 10 seconds before kicking long down the line.​

• Everytime the dogs get away with a clear throw​

• Each time the coverage cuts to JLo biting his fingernails in the coaching box.​

• Everytime Sam Darcy takes a mark and Dwayno says you cant defend a player at that height​

• Everytime Luke Ryan kicks long down the line.​

• Everyt time Freddy fumbles the ball at ground level​

• Every time Amiss gets murdered and doesn't get a free kick.​

• Every time a free kick is paid in the dogs f50​

• Bolton has a shot at goal and misses.​

• Darcy gets a soft free kick​

• Any time Dwayne calls more than 1 player a "generational talent"​

• Shai Bolton zigs when he should have zagged​

• Everytime they refer to Rory Lobb

  7

  Rory Lobb

  Age

  33

  Ht

  207cm

  Wt

  106kg

  Pos.

  Def

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  11.0

  3star

  K

  6.7

  3star

  HB

  4.4

  3star

  M

  4.0

  4star

  T

  2.4

  4star

  MG

  174.6

  3star

  D

  11.3

  3star

  K

  8.0

  3star

  HB

  3.3

  2star

  M

  4.6

  4star

  T

  1.4

  2star

  MG

  228.6

  3star

  D

  7.0

  2star

  K

  4.0

  2star

  HB

  3.0

  3star

  M

  2.6

  3star

  T

  2.8

  5star

  MG

  133.0

  3star

  as "the former Docker" or they say "playing against his old club"​

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  Good luck out there and stay safe.​

 

[King Huskii]

Every time Freo kick a point from a set shot inside 50.

 

[88mph]

**** yeah!!!