Round 3 banner suggestions

[CrowsAlways83]

Saw someone mention in another thread about banners, could be interesting to see what the board can come up with.

Rules - 4 lines max as you would find on a proper banner.

Here is a quick attempt

Port apparently like tasty morsels
Their arrogance is high today
If they are hungry for great football
Lets make them choke on our style of play

 

[JP Sauce]

Port fans might leave early
But it's not because they're wimpy
They just want to drive home safely
By avoiding Jarman Impey

 

[1990crow]

Every year they're the April Premiers.
Every year they're the April Fools.
Let's turn them into squashed Pear,
And not let them kick any Ghouls.

 

[Smoooothy]

You
*******
Suck
Port

Suscinct and nice

 

[Geoffa32]

Hunter said we took the scraps
From the China table
Tonight we will destroy the PAPs
Like Cain did Abel

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[baldandbroke]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.
I'm looking at you Brad.

 

[JP Sauce]

*Poor taste alert*

Port sing Never Tear Us Apart
Is that some sort of cruel joke?
Like Michael Hutchence before you
You're best remembered for a choke

 

[GreyCrow]

SPP Baked Beans
And Spaghetti
For hungry
Little Human Beans

 

[GreyCrow]

Well you're top top top
Must be time to stop stop stop
Showdowns a Balfours tradition

 

[Scorpus]

Port are massive losers
They won't manage to win
Because China Southern Airlines
Left them in the bin

 

[secondary]

Renewables weren't to blame.

 

[JP Sauce]

Kochie did business in China
And it gave him a big head
But now the Suns' home guernsey
Has poor Kochie seeing red

 

[GreyCrow]

Showdown 42
Time to even the score
1 versus 2
Who wants it more

 

[Deaneus!]

We see you had a good draft
normally they're faulty
you finally got some Pepper
because usually you're salty

 

[GreyCrow]

Cyclones are terrible
Cyclones are destructive
But hey no bananas
Now that's constructive

 

[dude316]

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

爱莲是一种欺骗
師是一种刑事
紫色猴子
可用洗碗机清洗

 

[Deaneus!]

China is red
Crows make you feel blue
We got China Southern
And you took number 2

 

[Fyfetheknife]

爱莲是一种欺骗
師是一种刑事
紫色猴子
可用洗碗机清洗

Ailian is a kind of deception
Division is a criminal
Purple monkey
Wash the dishwasher

 

[bomberclifford]

Nigel's in the office.
Pykey's in the box.
Bruce is on the TV.
Admiring Rory's locks.

 

[Deaneus!]

Derwayne is on the Telly
Calling for the game
Flogging himself silly
Coz Port is ******* lame

 

[Pdub]

Hold your scarf above your
head and sing a romantic
song if you want to marry
your brother or sister

 

[AFC3000]

Something for the back of the banner...

Thanks to our Platinum Partner China Southern Airlines.
Flying "thousands" of Port Adelaide supporters to China this May.
We'd also like to thank David Koch for generously letting us wear our home jumper today.

 

[Deaneus!]

Soon you'll fly to China,
to give the Suns a crack
Good luck there with your strategy
P.S. don't come back

 

[ad victoriam]

what about this one
Fly your dreams (飞向您的梦想）
the southern China motto.
Also goes well with our Fly as One