Game Day Round 5, 2025 - Western Bulldogs vs. Brisbane Lions

[Hollow Knight]

It’s people like me that stand on the [mainboard] so that people like you can enjoy the freedoms you do on the [Brisbane lions board].

Son, we live in a world that has opposition flogs, and those flogs have to be owned by men with shitposts. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Nunez? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Danster and you curse the Brisbane main board posters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Danster’s ongoing humiliation, while tragic, probably earns laugh reacts; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, earns laugh reacts.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in DMs, you want me on that main board -- you need me on that main board.

We use phrases like "Fritter”, “Academy Rorts” and “Harrison Petty’s tears”. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending Cam Rayner. You use them to call us childish trolls.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very shitposting that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "lollllzzz @ Danster" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you prepare some memes and gifs and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

 

[deklares]

When you move the ball quickly you're kicking into an open forward 50

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

There's gonna be an inquiry into what is in the jelly snakes we give the players at half time

 

[Nathan Barley]

Neale tackled in the marking contest

 

[Nathan Barley]

When you move the ball quickly you're kicking into an open forward 50

Clearances

 

[Hollow Knight]

haha apologise to Hipwood you chumps!

 

[braddsey]

hipwood is reborn!

 

[Squizz89]

Not sure I’ve seen Eric play a better 30 minutes than this.

 

[iBeng]

Someone slipped Hipwood that Spacejam juice

 

[Elixuh]

God if we win I will be exposing all the eel haters

 

[010203]

A beautiful floater from Hipwood.

 

[Squizz89]

Cal doesn’t need his head I suppose.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Lachie tackled when trying to mark, nothing too see here. Umpires bereft of a clue.

 

[deklares]

Clearances

And transition from D50

 

[Thedeftouch]

Neale and Dunkley have been superb this half. Too fit and too classy

 

[Mayestro]

Levi outmarking English

 

[Nathan Barley]

Giving them a sniff

 

[Nunez]

Giving them a sniff

To be fair they are dogs who enjoy sniffing butts.

 

[deklares]

Bailey is back

 

[Nathan Barley]

Cmon Bailey

 

[Squizz89]

Need to convert all these chances we’re getting though.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Hipwood atm.

 

[MacMum]

Our boys are a sight to behold when they play like this...I just love watching them so much.


p.s....I can't stand the bulldogs ... go away and get kennel cough! Now would be good

 

[deklares]

Oscar..

 

[Saucery]

First to 100, right Lee.

 

[Nathan Barley]

Time to compete Oscar