Land of the Giants
Premiership Player
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: What’s happening with the Swans?
G’day John, how’s it going?
Just wondering why you’re losing so many games at the SCG lately?
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: What’s happening with the Swans?
G’day Leon, what are you asking that for?
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Mate, we’re playing you there on Saturday night.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Are you?
Jesus.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Jesus?
Wasn’t he this weekend mate?
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
He was, but there was no resurrection for us against the Tigers. Would have been a bigger miracle than rabbits laying chocolate eggs if you ask me.
But I reckon we need another miracle to knock you guys off.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Well if the SCG's no good for you mate, we can play at ANZ Stadium if you want.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
ANZ Stadium? I’d rather tick off Izzy Folau’s shopping list than go back there.
No mate, I dunno what’s going on at the SCG. Supposed to be a fortress, but the gates are like swinging doors.
Hanners goes to the Saints and they start winning. Rohan goes to the Cats and they start winning (although he was pretty bloody useless last week). Buddy’s playing all over the shop. So is the midfield, whoever we’ve got in there. Ditto the backline. I don’t even know who’s in the box with me anymore.
Still, divine intervention might be on our side. If we lose to you guys it would be five losses on the trot at home and that hasn’t happened since the Dark Ages.
Bit like you winning all the time in Canberra, mate. You had to drop one sooner or later, we’ve got to win one sooner or later.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Hmmm. You might be on to something there.
But we've got other worries mate. Footy Phil did his ankle against the Shockers, so I don’t think he’ll be giving Buddy a hard time on Saturday, whether he plays or not. And Toby won't be putting the boot in anymore, even if he does play.
Anyway, we’re looking forward to it mate.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Mate, just be kind to us this time. I’m still getting over that bloody final last year.
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: What’s happening with the Swans?
G’day John, how’s it going?
Just wondering why you’re losing so many games at the SCG lately?
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: What’s happening with the Swans?
G’day Leon, what are you asking that for?
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Mate, we’re playing you there on Saturday night.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Are you?
Jesus.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Jesus?
Wasn’t he this weekend mate?
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
He was, but there was no resurrection for us against the Tigers. Would have been a bigger miracle than rabbits laying chocolate eggs if you ask me.
But I reckon we need another miracle to knock you guys off.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Well if the SCG's no good for you mate, we can play at ANZ Stadium if you want.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
ANZ Stadium? I’d rather tick off Izzy Folau’s shopping list than go back there.
No mate, I dunno what’s going on at the SCG. Supposed to be a fortress, but the gates are like swinging doors.
Hanners goes to the Saints and they start winning. Rohan goes to the Cats and they start winning (although he was pretty bloody useless last week). Buddy’s playing all over the shop. So is the midfield, whoever we’ve got in there. Ditto the backline. I don’t even know who’s in the box with me anymore.
Still, divine intervention might be on our side. If we lose to you guys it would be five losses on the trot at home and that hasn’t happened since the Dark Ages.
Bit like you winning all the time in Canberra, mate. You had to drop one sooner or later, we’ve got to win one sooner or later.
To: John Longmire
From: Leon Cameron
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Hmmm. You might be on to something there.
But we've got other worries mate. Footy Phil did his ankle against the Shockers, so I don’t think he’ll be giving Buddy a hard time on Saturday, whether he plays or not. And Toby won't be putting the boot in anymore, even if he does play.
Anyway, we’re looking forward to it mate.
To: Leon Cameron
From: John Longmire
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: What’s happening with the Swans?
Mate, just be kind to us this time. I’m still getting over that bloody final last year.