Banter Round 6: Richmond vs A boring team from a boring town (the 5-0 battle)

[THE THIN MAN]

Lol to late already paid for. Results will turn one of these days hopefully Sunday.

If we don't win, don't bother coming back!

 

[Carnage]

I'm finally making it to a game.

When that little glimmer of hope you have finally disappears after about 15mins into the first quarter you can understand how the rest of us feel every opening game round 1 watching the worst quality football imaginable.

Crows by 40+
Trust the bookies boys
$5.75 for a team 5-0
Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Boob_Radley]

Hey , I knew I would find you again Boo. They call you Boo because everytime someone tapped you on the shoulder you shat yourself. Ironic because you had yellow jocks on, surprised you weren't a Hawks fan

This is your foreplay.

 

[GreyCrow]

This is your foreplay.

Reported for posting pr0n

 

[tigs2010]

When I was a kid I had a mate from Adelaide and we used to call him Janome because he had a pin dick and tried to **** everything really fast like a sewing machine and one time I went over to his house and I walked in on him ******* a crow in the ear hole, going absolutely berserk with a really firm grip on the bird and he was yelling out faaark and the crow was going faaark. That's what they all get up to over there.

Best.

 

[MightyTiger]

Thanks for taking Tambling and Gus off our hands.

 

[Equus]

We're playing Port Power's ugly stepsister. Yuck.

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

We're not even playing a real team. still haven't played anyone, franchises don't count btw

 

[docko911]

I'm finally making it to a game.

When that little glimmer of hope you have finally disappears after about 15mins into the first quarter you can understand how the rest of us feel every opening game round 1 watching the worst quality football imaginable.

Crows by 40+
Trust the bookies boys
$5.75 for a team 5-0
Hahahahahahahaha

Collingwood and West Coast were also favourites.

The line for the Brisbane game was around 18 points.
The line for the Carlton game was around 18 points.

We were around $4 to make finals, now into $1.26
We were around $15 to make top 4, now into $2.80

We were also as much as $101 to win the flag, now into $21 BUT we'll be about $5 after Sunday night

 

[Truetiger]

If we don't win, don't bother coming back!

Lol nice try but if we lose this is not on me. Adel by the looks of things won't lose many let alone in Adel.

 

[Hobbes]

Let us win, or we'll give Tambling back.

 

[Hobbes]

I could never understand why Coopers was cloudy with all that floaty crap in it....

until I visited Adelaide and saw their drinking water.

There's nothing wrong with Adelaide water.

It's been passed by experts.

 

[KiwiTiger]

Given it's a twilight game, I imagine there's a risk management plan if the power goes off, as often happens in South Australia.

Haere Ra

 

[Red mist]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Adelaide or Richmond supporter)
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- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

And with that, begin

Adelaide is not boring to me tgrs.

 

[Red mist]

Not a fan of crow - it's a tad too stringy. But we've eaten everything else this year, so why stop now?

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Bamboo is very stringy panda man.

 

[Red mist]

Tex 'You have to learn to handball with both feet" Walker.

Trent 'which way is the wind blowing?' Cotchin.

 

[Sterge]

Adelaide is not boring to me tgrs.

Dont you have a death to fake?

 

[Red mist]

Dont you have a death to fake?

Your finals aspirations? Bit later.

 

[Sterge]

Your finals aspirations? Bit later.

So you are only fake killing our finals?

So...we are fine then???

 

[Red mist]

So you are only fake killing our finals?

So...we are fine then???

You might pull through. I've seen a lot more elbow grease here.

 

[Deaneus!]

We're playing Port Power's ugly stepsister. Yuck.

Ouch!

Given it's a twilight game, I imagine there's a risk management plan if the power goes off, as often happens in South Australia.

Haere Ra

...for one, you'll have to wait until you get home before you can microwave those memberships

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Just in case Adelaide supporters have forgotten this wonderful ditty, I present to you for your listening pleasure:


They're windy up on Windy Hill,
There aint no sauce for the Pies,
The Hawks have had their wings clipped,
'Cos we're reaching for the skies.
The Lions have stopped their roarin',
The Bulldogs have lost their bite,
The Blues have got a case of the blues,
And heres the reason why.......

Here we go here we go Camry Crows
Here we go Camry Crows here we go
We'll be there in the square nose to nose
Revvin' hard til the siren goes
We're the new boys with so much to show
Bringin greetings from ever-lovin' Adelaide
Gonna tread on a few peoples toes
Cause here we go here we go Camry Crows
*'Oh what a feeling' jingle*
Camry Crows

1991 Toyota Camry Spirit Sedan

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

There's nothing wrong with Adelaide water.

It's been pissed by experts.

 

[Carnage]

Actually I'm going to look at this game as "tryouts"

Hopefully dusty plays well as he will enjoy playing in crows colours next year

 

[Helen Wheels]

...for one, you'll have to wait until you get home before you can microwave those memberships

We'll also have to wait until we get home to have a beer.
Last time I was there, it was a choice between The Black Death (West End), The Green Death (Southwark) and The Abominable Abdominal (Cooper's).
They were calling 10oz pots "schooners" and calling 15oz schooners "pints".
You even got gifted your driver's licence test-free when you bought a car that wouldn't pass a rego test in Bullamakanka if you were the local copper's brother.
It never rains.
The water is chewy and gritty, but considering what all the residents of SA do to/in the Murray upstream, this is not a mystery.
And don't get me started on Ian Chappell.