Unofficial Preview Round 7 v Hawthorn - The Luring of Lewis - Opposition Supporters Welcome

[Tempy Tiger]

And can any Hawfie supporter who hasn't (yet) jumped from the wreck let me know where the angry midget went to on his annual off-season sabbatical? Was it North Ballarat? Appears to have completely lifted their game plan.

 

[Demon 16]

Not as many draft picks as it takes for you lot to still not play finals.

You won't have to worry about that since you've given all of yours away

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Ah but it's a great time to be a demons supporter...

3 and 3 is considered a great time to be a Dees supporter.

Enough said.

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Going to be interesting to see how many of the Hawks champs get given a farewell game this week, they've certainly earned it. Breust in particular.

 

[Tyrone Time]

You won't have to worry about that since you've given all of yours away

Yet we are still closer to our next flag than you are yours.

What's the average for Hawks...1 in every 8 years since 1961?

You'd just love to play finals that often.

 

[Bluelegs]

Hawthorn fans should be ashamed of themselves dumping their s**t outside the Salvos. They're a charitable organisation, they need real clothes, not s**t which will clog their stores that no one will be wearing for the next decade.

 

[Russian Demon]

Yet we are still closer to our next flag than you are yours.

What's the average for Hawks...1 in every 8 years since 1961?

You'd just love to play finals that often.

Hahahaha, and on average every person on earth has 1 testicle.

And like a kid with a monthly bag of lollies, you gobbed all yours at once. Here's to 3 decades of misery!

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Waverley Garden Hawfs will be rebranded the Launceston Hawfs or Country Club Hawfs within five years. It's a really good fit. Forgotten club in a forgotten state.

 

[Gralin]

It's nice to see you lot up and about

I can't even remember what success feels like it's been so long

 

[Tempy Tiger]

It's nice to see you lot up and about

I can't even remember what success feels like it's been so long

Yep. You really are only ever as good as your last performance. As a Hawfs supporter you should be developing an exit strategy. Stop watching games live, then gradually stop looking at the scores, then either quietly find yourself a new club or start following the EPL. Be kind to yourself.

 

[Gralin]

Yep. You really are only ever as good as your last performance. As a Hawfs supporter you should be developing an exit strategy. Stop watching games live, then gradually stop looking at the scores, then either quietly find yourself a new club or start following the EPL. Be kind to yourself.

Nah, I got my culture shock in the 1992-2007 period I'm good

Used to go to the footy with a Melbourne supporting mate all the time, until we started wining on a regular basis, then he suddenly didn't like going to the footy with my anymore

Pretty sure he wants to go this weekend

 

[Toump Ass]

Flog at my work moved from Adelaide to Melbourne two years ago and immediately abandoned the Crows for the Hawks. Would not shut up about how proud she was about "her boys" when they won their third in a row, despite not even following them for the first

Needless to say, she's back on the Crows bandwagon.

Of course, this has framed my opinion of each and every Hawthorn supporter I've met before or since. You're all s**t.

 

[Gralin]

I did chuckle at that Toump Ass

Crows do look pretty good this year

You guys running a poll on who Lewy is going to clean up Sunday?

 

[LeverPuller]

I did chuckle at that Toump Ass

Crows do look pretty good this year

You guys running a poll on who Lewy is going to clean up Sunday?

My money is on Vickery if he plays.

Hope the umpire mics pick up his late game Jaeger sledges when we are 15 goals up.

 

[Gralin]

My money is on Vickery if he plays.

Hope the umpire mics pick up his late game Jaeger sledges when we are 15 goals up.

So the Vicker of Dingley is to blame for all!

He can still bust out this classic as far as sledging goes

 

[Sando22]

IN: Fitzpatrick

OUT: Melbourne's chances of winning.

It's times like these I wish I had the Jack Fitzpatrick tunnel-ball in the goal square gif.

 

[Tempy Tiger]

It's times like these I wish I had the Jack Fitzpatrick tunnel-ball in the goal square gif.

Possibly my all-time favourite AFL moment. I still love Fitz.

 

[Cannon82]

Your trophy cabinet since color tv is as bare as Jordan Lewis' head!

Suspiciously thick and luscious?

 

[Cannon82]

Flog at my work moved from Adelaide to Melbourne two years ago and immediately abandoned the Crows for the Hawks. Would not shut up about how proud she was about "her boys" when they won their third in a row, despite not even following them for the first

Needless to say, she's back on the Crows bandwagon now.

Of course, this has framed my opinion of each and every Hawthorn supporter I've met before or since. You're all s**t.

Yes, have a similar story of a mate I worked with who decided to start following footy during 2008. He'd follow whoever won the GF between Hawks and Geelong. He's a huge Hawthorn fan on grand final day.

 

[Cannon82]

You guys running a poll on who Lewy is going to clean up Sunday?

Josh Gibson. Lewis has a penchant for slapping North players. I hope he doesn't; reckon he'd be doing you a favour if he did given Gibson's form.

 

[Sando22]

Possibly my all-time favourite AFL moment. I still love Fitz.

Haha yep, one of the greats!!

 

[Spirit of 26]

"HOLY s**t I MIGHT NEED SOME MEDICINE!!!!"

What do you mean "might"?

 

[Spirit of 26]

And it is!

25 + 24 + 86 + 86 +75 = 296 divided by 5 = 59.2 ave

 

[Demon 16]

What's the average for Hawks...1 in every 8 years since 1961?

Nearly as good as our 6 in 9 years in the 50/60s.

Well done

How are you looking right now though? And how will you go this week?..

 

[LeverPuller]

Nearly as good as our 6 in 9 years in the 50/60s.

Well done

How are you looking right now though? And how will you go this week?..

Theyre going down like a Jägerbomb - it seemed like a good idea at the time but theyre stuck in the gutter now.