Banter Round 7 vs the Throwdogs

[Lsta062]

Hmm.. I’m going with Bulldogs by 40 throws and 15 free kicks.

 

[Super Dusty]

Hmm.. I’m going with Bulldogs by 40 throws and 15 free kicks.

#Free kick melvin!

 

[glenashley]

Will trade you our premiership CHF Cordy for that B grade straggler Lynch.
You still have to pay his salary but I still reckon you get the better end of the deal.

 

[ScottyDogg]

Hey team, I don’t think we need to worry too much about Richmond on Friday.

It is becoming pretty obvious that they have been resting on their laurels, their depth being slowly picked off by vulture clubs, while teams like Melbourne and us fly past them.

Their first choice team has been better than anyone the last four years but their depth continues to erode. As their best 22 players go down the guys coming in are not up to it. Leppitich, who knows a bit about them said as much on the radio today.

Some definite 2016 Hawthorn vibes. A younger, deeper team will come along and knock them off in the finals and before they know it they will realize their stars are too old and they don’t have the cattle to keep challenging, all the while sadly whinging that it’s because everyone else is cheating.

Hopefully their poor supporters don’t do a Hawthorn and spend the next 5 years committed to the delusional belief that they can avoid rebuilding before settling in as the next North Melbourne.

 

[beema limapep]

I think you’re lost old man. This is the banter thread. Your Mod came to our board and invited us here.

Provide a decent standard of banter and maybe you wont be so gleemingly insecure.

 

[beema limapep]

Hey team, I don’t think we need to worry too much about Richmond on Friday.

It is becoming pretty obvious that they have been resting on their laurels, their depth being slowly picked off by vulture clubs, while teams like Melbourne and us fly past them.

Their first choice team has been better than anyone the last four years but their depth continues to erode. As their best 22 players go down the guys coming in are not up to it. Leppitich, who knows a bit about them said as much on the radio today.

Some definite 2016 Hawthorn vibes. A younger, deeper team will come along and knock them off in the finals and before they know it they will realize their stars are too old and they don’t have the cattle to keep challenging, all the while sadly whinging that it’s because everyone else is cheating.

Hopefully their poor supporters don’t do a Hawthorn and spend the next 5 years committed to the delusional belief that they can avoid rebuilding before settling in as the next North Melbourne.

The username DottyScrote was obviously taken.

 

[Super Dusty]

Will trade you our premiership CHF Cordy for that B grade straggler Lynch.
You still have to pay his salary but I still reckon you get the better end of the deal.

Speaking of overpaid B graders who remembers tom boyd?

 

[ScottyDogg]

The username DottyScrote was obviously taken.

Low blow, going after the username.

 

[ossie_21]

Speaking of overpaid B graders who remembers tom boyd?

I remember him well

 

[FoochPackage]

If you haven't won 4 finals in the one season your flags are worthless. Jog on flogs

 

[Super Dusty]

I remember him well
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3 million dollars later the puppies are poor again...

Btw we have three of those since your last bradbury cup!

 

[ossie_21]

Richmond 2017-2020


Richmond 2021 (and from before I was born to 2017)


Anyways, really looking forward to the Jordan McMahon Cup on Friday night Hope both teams can do justice for his service to both clubs

 

[Jack5]

I would love to know what it's like to win the free kick count week after week.

But at least I don't have to wonder what it's like seeing 8 (umpire unassisted) flags in my lifetime.

And I don't have to consider that the single flag I did see was a charity case.

I was just checking to see when Dogs second last flag was, they've only won two in total. Two. Really. Only two. I thought only the Saints were that shit. No wonder I've only ever met two Dogs fans.

Oh, and when Benny starts super league - you guys are not invited. No charity cases allowed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

If you haven't won 4 finals in the one season your flags are worthless. Jog on flogs

Hard thing to do when you've been good enough to make top 4 every year

 

[Royale]

Looks like Tuggers have lost their Kmart Bont against us. Cheers to playing your grand final. Richmond back to the doldrums of pre 17'.

Ahh who knows. Maybe you'll steal someone else's gameplan.

On VOG-L09 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[mauricerioli]

If you haven't won 4 finals in the one season your flags are worthless. Jog on flogs

If you haven’t won 4 flags in your history your club is worthless.

 

[captain blood 17]

 

[captain blood 17]

I still can’t believe Peter Rhodes never coached the dogs to a flag.

 

[Libba39]

My question is, how much do you bribe the umps to let you get away with throwing the ball? Do anyone on your team even know how to handball?

Wait, are we leading the stats in throws this year?
Let me see what I can obtain from champion data:

Western Bulldogs: Ranked #1 in Throws (yup!)
Tom Lynch: Ranked #1 in Throwing Tanties
Dusty: Ranked #1 in Throwing Chopsticks to Advantage

 

[Libba39]

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Love when opp posters start putting up images like this, really do.

Its like you're setting yourself up with a really good excuse for losing.

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

...and...

The junky is libba’s supplier .

 

[maddog37]

I would love to know what it's like to win the free kick count week after week.

But at least I don't have to wonder what it's like seeing 8 (umpire unassisted) flags in my lifetime.

And I don't have to consider that the single flag I did see was a charity case.

I was just checking to see when Dogs second last flag was, they've only won two in total. Two. Really. Only two. I thought only the Saints were that sh*t. No wonder I've only ever met two Dogs fans.

Oh, and when Benny starts super league - you guys are not invited. No charity cases allowed.

Cmon mate. Where’s the humour, the wit!!???

This is low grade, cut and paste banter at best.

Do better.

 

[k31th]

what's red blue and white?


a lolnorf supporter who's bleeding

 

[Wocka]

The junky is libba’s supplier .

It’s good gear.
Libba leads the league in clearances, maybe you should get Captain Vanilla some as he’ll have to do the heavy lifting this week.

 

[muzhogg]

My dad says you couldn't hit the side of a barn, do you live on a farm?

Richo's goal kicking was actually nowhere near as bad as most people think and he gets REALLY bent out of shape when people say he was a poor shot for goal. It's funny.

Here's a fun quiz question if you ever need one: which AFL footballer has the best goalkicking accuracy over the course of a single season?

Ain't nobody going to guess it was Richo in 1995!