Round of Opposites

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Has the AFL deliberately made round one the Round of Opposites? Consider the following:

Demons vs. Saints: That one should be fairly obvious.

Kangaroos vs. Collingwood: One has money. The other one has none.

Brisbane vs. Hawthorn: One is based in the far north. The other is now based in the far south.

Sydney vs. West Coast: Drug-f*cked party club vs. the club that cries to Mummy when they lose a Grand Final. (Ie. Interesting club vs Boring club)

Adelaide vs. Essendon: Long, proud history vs. Corporate Franchise

Western Bulldogs vs. Geelong: Cats vs, Dogs, no explanation necessary

Carlton vs. Richmond: One club either finishes on top of the ladder or in the finals, or on the bottom. The other just finishes dead ninth.

The only one I couldnt think of anything for was Port and Freo, but I'm sure their is something there, or maybe they were just the two club left.
 

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Sydney vs. West Coast: Drug-f*cked party club vs. the club that cries to Mummy when they lose a Grand Final. (Ie. Interesting club vs Boring club)

Cries mummy? i'm assuming you're talking about Hall not wanting to talk about his poor GF performance? yeah what loser would be upset for letting his club down. Enjoy yet another spoon.
 

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Freo v Port = In Freo and Port the majority of people are missing teeth, root their dogs and are on the dole...see no difference :rolleyes:
 

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Adelaide vs Geelong (Hicksville vs Sleepy Hollow)

It's a very slight difference but as it's so slight it is hard to tell them apart.
 

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Yes it can.

Hawthorn vs Sydney (VIC vs NSW)

West Coast vs Carlton (best vs worst)

Port vs Fremantle (battle of the little brothers)

Adelaide vs Geelong (men vs women)

etc etc ..
Not very clever are you? West Coast vs Carlton is the only one there you could remotely claim to be an opposite- and even that one is up for the debate. The others are just something vs. something else, and Port vs Fremantle, you are claiming they are the same.

Go back to your corporate tin shed (see there is an opposite of sorts) and cry yourself to sleep.

Dckweed:rolleyes:
 
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Not very clever are you? West Coast vs Carlton is the only one there you could remotely claim to be an opposite- and even that one is up for the debate. The others are just something vs. something else, and Port vs Fremantle, you are claiming they are the same.

Go back to your corporate tin shed (see there is an opposite of sorts) and cry yourself to sleep.

Dckweed:rolleyes:
Hawks vs Sydney ... One from Vic, one from NSW - VIC vs NSW = rivals.

Essendon vs Geelong ... one wears black, one wears white = black & white

Carlton vs Brisbane ... delusional fans, realistic fans

It works on many levels dckweed.

Great thread though, it's reached a whole 15 posts :thumbsu:
 

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Hawks vs Sydney ... One from Vic, one from NSW - VIC vs NSW = rivals.

Essendon vs Geelong ... one wears black, one wears white = black & white

Carlton vs Brisbane ... delusional fans, realistic fans

It works on many levels dckweed.

Great thread though, it's reached a whole 15 posts :thumbsu:
The thread is about opposites you firggin moron.
 
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