Game Day Round V, 2019: The Lycett Strikes Back (West Coast vs. Port)

[bUCKET__]

Disclaimer: this preview is hosted off-site in a google doc, and the internet is a dangerous place. Be careful out there, fam. Don't provide me with your credit card details, unless you're asked for them.

This preview relies on your choices.

More specifically, it caters to your confirmation bias; so there's hopefully a bit of something for everyone, regardless of how you see this game goin'. Unless you're a Ports fan.

Nah, just kidding. In nearly every foreseeable outcome, this match is decided by a kick after the siren.

Click here to continue with the preview... IF YOU DARE!

 

[avishka5]

This is probably the most unique/creative preview i have seen.

You have my early vote for POTY.

 

[madfx]

ha ha that was amazing

 

[jesterwester]

The most unique preview I have read in all my time here. POTY!!

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I tried to do a choose your own adventure preview for the QF last season and gave up so ******* quickly. Hats off for nailing it. Top work, top title, top preview.

 

[Max zero]

I picked NN WWF. You said to take it seriously so I did and tagged in Simpson.

The club got folded.

 

[Quinz]

Brilliant, creative, outstanding.

Makes me mad I haven't tried this, and as a supreme egotist that's the highest compliment I can give.

We have the best preview writers folks.

 

[Quinz]

To quote RL Stine, "Port fans beware, YOU choose the scare".

 

[Kingfish73]

Check the record books for McGovern to break the highest intercept marks. Benchmark on Grimes last week. Kennedy or Darling will feast on our new game style that leaks goals like the Costa Concordia. But beware we have co captains that represent 80% of our clangers. But most of all, beware Hinkley...a master coach that may throw in his wild card weapon during the game "we need to work harder".

 

[EdCurnowRules]

Great work OP.

Looking forward to all the really difficult s**t that Lycett makes look easy, and all the really easy s**t he makes look difficult.

 

[WCE1987]

Credit card details provided, take my money you hilarious bucket

 

[twadds]

Well done. Nice touch.

 

[FKASC]

I tried to do a choose your own adventure preview a few years ago, but my Firefox crashed and gave up so ******* quickly.

 

[FKASC]

Anyone else end up with King Jack?

 

[FKASC]

I found a bug. It’s not Round 4.



I’ll send through an invoice shortly.

 

[Balls In]

As efficient as a french renovating team!

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Why would you dupe me into Jack Watts FFS.

 

[DanWCE]

Very good!

 

[bUCKET__]

Anyone else end up with King Jack?

I will post some stats for choices made in a day or two! Not entirely accurate as people can go back in time and change their minds, but still some interesting trends. Only one other player has chosen Jack Darling so far out of 56 recorded responses.

 

[Desert Rat]

Quality work OP.
The bar has been raised yet again.

 

[squashface]

Picked Jack Watts.

Was not disappointed

 

[West Coast 06]

Let’s do that again!

 

[Forward Press]

This needs to be linked on the Port board.

Quality quality stuff. May as well close the PotY contest already. Incredible stuff.

10 jubilant Mastos/10

 

[Bender_]

It was really good.

 

[FKASC]

Great $narrative$