Game Day Round V, 2019: The Lycett Strikes Back (West Coast vs. Port)

[RookiePick]

Holy effing shitballs.

That's my day ****ed as I explore all the permutations.

 

[FKASC]

Holy effing shitballs.

That's my day ****ed as I explore all the permutations.

Black and Teal Mirror - Brandersnatch

 

[Crimson King]

Hat-trick of wins after the siren please.

 

[Dazzler9]

Well. This preview rivals Badge's re-imagining of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire effort back in 2016 as the finest preview thread of all time. ALL. TIME!

My brain hurts from going down each and every rabbit hole.

I now feel empathy for Jack Watts. Strange.

 

[kranky al]

Disclaimer: this preview is hosted off-site in a google doc, and the internet is a dangerous place. Be careful out there, fam. Don't provide me with your credit card details, unless you're asked for them.

This preview relies on your choices.

More specifically, it caters to your confirmation bias; so there's hopefully a bit of something for everyone, regardless of how you see this game goin'. Unless you're a Ports fan.

Nah, just kidding. In nearly every foreseeable outcome, this match is decided by a kick after the siren.

Click here to continue with the preview... IF YOU DARE!

Out-fu(|<ing-standing!!!!

 

[Breva_]

Nice preview, I give it a solid 5/7

 

[Bender_]

Well. This preview rivals Badge's re-imagining of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire effort back in 2016 as the finest preview thread of all time. ALL. TIME!

My brain hurts from going down each and every rabbit hole.

I now feel empathy for Jack Watts. Strange.

Rumour has it that FKASC's was even better until his Firefox crashed.

 

[ep2018]

I have a bad feeling about this game. I hope the rain stays away. Eagles by 8.

 

[InTheWings]

Awesome preview!!

Lets hope the game is as good!

 

[RookiePick]

This is the single greatest advertisement for taking drugs I can recollect.

 

[Level_Headed]

Thank you! It was great fun and you clearly worked your ass off to amuse us! Mission accomplished sir.

 

[Seadog]

Wonderful, now I'll have to go back and read all the alternative narratives.

 

[garlic munchers]

Proves I was right about Masto,

Unless, perhaps, maybe u taking the piss???

 

[Luuuc]

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Moarrrrr

 

[Turboman1994]

Fckn outstanding

 

[Fatty rules]

This preview is the antithesis of social media mania. It is not an echo chamber of self-affirmation. It is several echo-chambers of self-affirmation. You can pick your own echo chamber or visit the echo-chambers of others at the press of a button. 40 Mastos and a Liam Leap to the OP.

 

[RookiePick]

Port board is pretty depressed plus the usual floggos suggesting Jonas double down on belting Gaff. Port embarrassed by the Tiggers 3rds on their home deck. Lycett undoubtedly wanting to make his mark against his old side.

I reckon this will be a real grind. I hope the boys are up for it after a slog on Saturday and a high intensity game at the G the week before.

 

[DickDunn]

Outstanding preview. Surely an early contender for thread of the year

 

[archiemoses]

Awesome work. I chose masten to get caught holding the ball infinity times but it wouldn't submit. So I chose masten to get caught holding the ball and port to win after the siren

 

[swingdog]

Is there an outcome that doesn't result in the club being folded? Or is that just me?

 

[RookiePick]

Awesome work. I chose masten to get caught holding the ball infinity times but it wouldn't submit. So I chose masten to get caught holding the ball and port to win after the siren

Think about it...

Pure genius by the OP.

 

[Dark Sharks]

Jack Watts

 

[bh90210fan]

im just glad I my computer didn’t get hacked

 

[Balls In]

I hope our boys have their shots all up to date! Freo then Port.