Pregnancy & Parenting Royal Baby Watch

[The Jet]

Honestly, who even cares?

The royal family rarely visit Australia, they add nothing to the country.

Quite possibly the most boring un-interested news item of this decade.

The only possible good thing to come out of this is after a bit of a rest, she can rejoin those 'fun encounters' again ...

 

[kfc1]

As I was loading this thread I was praying to God that it was created in irony...

 

[Rooz90]

Why is the media infatuated with crap like this? Whether it be a royals baby, or gossip from crappy US Celebs whats the need to have it as breaking news that we should all stop what where doing and listen to this?

 

[Bluelegs]

 

[kfc1]

The most interesting part of the royal baby saga already happened about 9 months ago...

 

[raven echo]

Bring on a republic.

The only royal family member of value is Harry and he's a soulless ginger.

 

[Gibbsy]

OP if you don't care then why did you create the thread?

 

[TriX78]

The massive cash windfall in this baby is the sole reason why the media is going crazy. This baby is worth millions to publishing houses and mass media.

Every gossip and trash magazine will have nothing but royal baby stuff for the next 6 monhts. Expect it to get bad.

I wonder how Kimeh and Kanye feel about this, especially considering Kanye has given himself a god complex again.

 

[Impunity!]

I have booked a day's leave for tomorrow so I can celebrate the birth of our future king (or queen!)

This is fantastic news for our head of state, I can only imagine how excited Her Majesty must be!

 

[TriX78]

She be sucking those royal durries in anticipation!!

 

[beez]

Honestly, who even cares?

Millions upon millions of people all over the world. It brings joy, happiness and excitement to many whose life is rather dull and uneventful. This news to many is the same as our response when one of our club greats has a boy.

 

[Gough]

Well the incubator has done her job (assuming the kid's not a "special") she's now free to develop interests in prescription medication and Arab playboys.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Prince William won't be able to look at his favorite pub the same way again , after seeing it burn down before his eyes

 

[Shell]

Tis more interesting than the cricket.

Bring on the baby, cant wait. Tipping a gal.

 

[bunsen burner]

Honestly, who even cares?

Women and losers. Not mutually exclusive.

But rich paying out on men for watching sport when women care about a baby they don't know and will never meet.

 

[raven echo]

Tis more interesting than the cricket.

Bring on the baby, cant wait. Tipping a gal.

Blasphemy!

 

[Shell]

Blasphemy!

Yeah but I've always not cared about cricket.

Least I'm consistent.

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[kfc1]

It would be great if the next King was a downy

 

[zimma]

So on the morning news they talked about the excitement of the yanks... Showed 4 people in a pub, which going by the accent at least one was a Brit expat...

 

[Impunity!]

This is truly a great day for us all. Our future King is born!

 

[Sheeds]

So the royal baby has been born and it's a boy.
However the Aussies are going to waste another review and see if it's actually out.

 

[JuddsABlue]

Honestly, who even cares?

The royal family rarely visit Australia, they add nothing to the country.

Quite possibly the most boring un-interested news item of this decade.

The only possible good thing to come out of this is after a bit of a rest, she can rejoin those 'fun encounters' again ...

lol at giving it the "who cares" while you make a thread about it. Things you really dont care about, down to the core of your heart, you dont make threads about, even joke threads

If I had a dollar for every w***er coming out needing to publicly declare they dont care about the royal baby I'd be richer than the monarchy itself

Happens whenever there is royal news, theres a massive ****ing race for people to declare they care the least or they didnt care first. Its embarresing.

If you actually dont care, then you dont care and dont talk about it at all

 

[TriX78]

Bloody weird that we oppose things like queens and kings and inbred blue blood in 2013 yet these new royals are being celebrated. Have the regional towns decked out the town hall with royal decorations?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Well the incubator has done her job (assuming the kid's not a "special") she's now free to develop interests in prescription medication and Arab playboys.

There will be no half Arab royal children. Tragic car crash? I don't believe that's the full story.

I wouldn't expect any parent of a future monarch to be so careless in the future.

Maybe I just love myself a conspiracy theory, maybe I just don't trust this bloke.