Media Royals Flush with Talent

[Blacky]

After a tough season on the field, the league darlings have galvanised their already strong posting line up by adding not two, but three stars of he competition.

While some teams and BRAB are taking a backward step, the Royals are busy getting better.

burningdwarf

The star forward pocket from the Bombers joins his season 22 classmates in Bet on Blue and Thatsapaddlin at the Throne. One of the most underrated posters in the league. BD has proven his resilience by not only overcoming multiple seasons at Baghdad, but also the countless PMs out of Gold City (thanks Red mist) before finally caving (in the end it cost us rigging the Grand Final).

There is also one other benefit to his move to GC...

pantskyle

The reigning Mobbs Medalist is like a fine wine (is red and lives in a cellar).

Would already be a Hall of Famer if not for his deceptive and selfish brother. Pants is geared for a big season and gives the Royals another legitimate star both on and off the field.

One of my personal favourite posters and is my equal favourite SFA player with Noobz0r.

We are as excited to have him as Millky with a hamburger. A reinvigorated pants is one of the best in the business.

Willo_

Last but definitely not least we have our final superstar in Willo_. EKA Medalist, all SFA ruckman, club captain, Willo has been a superstar from the outset of his Sweet FA career. A proven leader, Willo steadied the ship at the Wolves/Gumbies last season after their captain tried to sink the ship like the pizza shit he is. Willo getting the recognition he deserves is well overdew, but we won't fgt his service to the Wolves.

Welcome pants, Willo and BD. The Royals are well and truly primed for season 24.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Meh I usually flush with toilet paper.

 

[burningdwarf]

I was still drafting my goodbye post wtf.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

I was still drafting my goodbye post wtf.

No need. You'll be seeing plenty of brown bombers soon enough if Blacky's op is anything to go by

 

[Blacky]

I was still drafting my goodbye post wtf.

 

[HaroLad]

When is this being announced as a prank?

 

[Paddles_]

BRAB, backward and pants in the one post, how appropriate

 

[Oddhawk]

I was still drafting my goodbye post wtf.

Poor leadership decision for sure. Not something that Buller would have done!!

#RoyalMisstep

 

[Paddles_]

Poor leadership decision for sure. Not something that Buller would have done!!

#RoyalMisstep

You'd have to actually have leadership at the Demons first to worry about that

 

[Pugsley]

I flush at Texas Holdem.

 

[_Cayz_]

Didn't KohPhi just buy pantskyle at auction?

 

[Pugsley]

Didn't KohPhi just buy pantskyle at auction?

Pantsandskirt inclusive with burqa.

 

[KohPhi]

Excellent pick ups!!
Especially my old pal burningdwarf, you are a star mate! Premiership teammates for life!!

 

[burningdwarf]

In all seriousness, looking forward to getting started.

Thanks a lot to Haro, KohPhi and all the other at Baghdad for everything they did for me and the premiership win.

Apologies to those who I told I was staying at the Bombers a few weeks back, that was the intention at the time.

 

[KohPhi]

Didn't KohPhi just buy pantskyle at auction?

Yes, just sorting out his outfit now..

 

[miggs]

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[Oddhawk]

You'd have to actually have leadership at the Demons first to worry about that

Pretty sure we threw the riff raff out...

 

[Willo_]

As the new moral compass of the league I look forward to treating you all with arrogance and contempt

campaigners

 

[haydo]

Pretty sure we threw the riff raff out...

You saying riff raff just reminds me of this way too much

 

[The Filth Wizard]

In other news, Blacky beat up a homeless man today for a dollar.

 

[Blacky]

In other news, Blacky beat up a homeless man today for a dollar.

I would have done it for free

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I would have done it for free

You mean I could have saved that dollar?

At least we have a video we can watch for many years.

 

[HaroLad]

If this is the price we must pay, then so be it.

If Baghdad win the GF, I'll join the Royals.

Make it happen.

 

[Willo_]

Meh I usually flush with toilet paper.

When can we announce you are joining us as well?

 

[Bet on Blue]

With this line-up we can't lose! Welcome aboard boys