InTheBack!
Team Captain
Thou shalt listen carefully to the coaches instructions & team plays
Thou shalt remember those instructions when thy take the paddock
Thou shalt not handball nor kick to an opponent - ever!
Thou shalt not miss a tackle - ever!
Thou shalt not get pinged for holding in 10m out & right in front of goal with a 5 point lead & 30 seconds on the clock
Thou shalt not kick a behind or out of bounds even if the angle is 5 degrees on a windy day & a 105kg fullback has cracked your ribs
Thou shalt not indulge in rough play in sight of an umpire or a camera
Thou shalt not obtain a wife or girlfriend or boyfriend thus leaving hope eternal for all your female & *** supporters
Thou shalt spend all thy spare time replying in person & in great detail to fan email & letters as if you know them personally
Thou shalt not complain about air travel. After all here we are stuck at work while you trip across the countryside going to the footy EVERY weekend
Thou shalt always reply "of course" when your team is running 2nd last & no hope in hell of even reaching the finals & a wide eyed youngster asks you "if you can win the flag this year?"
Thou shalt smite thy sworn enemy (insert sworn enemy team here)
Thou shalt be almost guaranteed to disappoint thy supporters by the end of September
Thou shalt remember those instructions when thy take the paddock
Thou shalt not handball nor kick to an opponent - ever!
Thou shalt not miss a tackle - ever!
Thou shalt not get pinged for holding in 10m out & right in front of goal with a 5 point lead & 30 seconds on the clock
Thou shalt not kick a behind or out of bounds even if the angle is 5 degrees on a windy day & a 105kg fullback has cracked your ribs
Thou shalt not indulge in rough play in sight of an umpire or a camera
Thou shalt not obtain a wife or girlfriend or boyfriend thus leaving hope eternal for all your female & *** supporters
Thou shalt spend all thy spare time replying in person & in great detail to fan email & letters as if you know them personally
Thou shalt not complain about air travel. After all here we are stuck at work while you trip across the countryside going to the footy EVERY weekend
Thou shalt always reply "of course" when your team is running 2nd last & no hope in hell of even reaching the finals & a wide eyed youngster asks you "if you can win the flag this year?"
Thou shalt smite thy sworn enemy (insert sworn enemy team here)
Thou shalt be almost guaranteed to disappoint thy supporters by the end of September
