Rumour File #8.

[Wickzki]

http://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/4311/newsid/124705/default.aspx

The worst part of this article for mine was Simon White.

Please, someone explain what is so great about Simon White that he would have been assured of a finals gig had he been fit?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm happy with a tarp.

If the AFLPA get their way, it will be separate tarps.

 

[ESKIE]

I'm happy with a tart.

*efa*

 

[Salaryman]

Just don't stand near Thy after a Carlton win, he'll dry hump anything that moves.

 

[ESKIE]

Just don't stand near Thy after a Carlton win, he'll dry hump anything that moves.

OMG was that him....

lookinglikeawrangyjackrussellesque

 

[zeeCFC]

When you're almost extinct you'll try anything to repopulate..

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

The worst part of this article for mine was Simon White.

Please, someone explain what is so great about Simon White that he would have been assured of a finals gig had he been fit?

They were all injured talls they mentioned. They are basically just telling everyone not to be all reactionary about needing another key position player because we had several candidates injured and several developing talls that they are hopeful about. It's not about White being a key out as such.

 

[marcmurphy#3]

Does anyone know what is wrong with Russell? He had is arm in a sling in the bnf.

 

[Wickzki]

They were all injured talls they mentioned. They are basically just telling everyone not to be all reactionary about needing another key position player because we had several candidates injured and several developing talls that they are hopeful about. It's not about White being a key out as such.

You're right... On re-reading that, makes sense. I'm involved in the craptacular St. Kilda board trading game. I have the Bombers. Someone traded Simon Hogan to me for Andrew Welsh... Go figure.

You guys want a laugh? Look at what stkildaman did to the Carlton team.... Or I could just post it;

Trades-
1. James Kelly, Pick 16 & Pick 67 for Bryce Gibbs & Zach Thuoy
2. Dion Prestia + Pick 18 for Jarred Waite, Paul Bower + Pick 64
3. Clint Jones for Shaun Hampson
4. Tom Lynch (GC) and Joel Wilkinson for pick 30 and Jordan Russell
5. Stephen Hill and Chris Mayne for Chris Yarran and Dennis Armfield
6. Nathan Foley for Kade Simpson
7. Taylor Walker for Kane Lucas and Matt Watson
8. Picks 43 & 64 for Bret Thornton and Aaron Joseph

No GWS in the game so the picks are a little messy in comparison to the AFL Draft order

 

[Kramer1]

Trades-
1. James Kelly, Pick 16 & Pick 67 for Bryce Gibbs & Zach Thuoy
2. Dion Prestia + Pick 18 for Jarred Waite, Paul Bower + Pick 64
3. Clint Jones for Shaun Hampson
4. Tom Lynch (GC) and Joel Wilkinson for pick 30 and Jordan Russell
5. Stephen Hill and Chris Mayne for Chris Yarran and Dennis Armfield
6. Nathan Foley for Kade Simpson
7. Taylor Walker for Kane Lucas and Matt Watson
8. Picks 43 & 64 for Bret Thornton and Aaron Joseph

1 is obviously a giggle, 2 I reckon plenty would line up for, 3 is a dud, 4 I would take eleven days a week, 5 would be unpopular but a pretty equitable trade, 6 and 7 a pass. 8 is fine in a good year.

 

[zeeCFC]

Does anyone know what is wrong with Russell? He had is arm in a sling in the bnf.

Popped his shoulder out when he rushed to sign the dotted line with GWS

 

[thylacine60]

JRpod...

 

[mike ockerts]

Popped his shoulder out when he rushed to sign the dotted line with GWS

 

[Mister Carlton]

Just don't stand near Thy after a Carlton win, he'll dry hump anything that moves.

Nobody warned me. That Essendon game was the worst!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Nobody warned me. That Essendon game was the worst!

Didn't stop you from taking photos of it though.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Didn't stop you from taking photos of it though.

/KimDuthie

 

[thylacine60]

I don't have to put up with this. Do I?

 

[Wickzki]

[youtube]rmf1AYgYj6I[/youtube]

 

[ESKIE]

Love trade week, all this hocus pocus..


When the stirring is done may I lick the spoon?

 

[reg_lower91]

When the stirring is done may I lick the spoon?

That's actually my favourite pick up line. Never works, though

 

[Blue Dawn]

Love trade week, all this hocus pocus..


When the stirring is done may I lick the spoon?

As long as i can lick the bowl.

 

[thylacine60]

Alright I will "Of course, of course".

 

[Dramoth]

That's actually my favourite pick up line. Never works, though

You should be trying to pick up chicks who actually know what cartoon thats from...

 

[HARKER]

Now for a tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness................ next

 

[HARKER]

You should be trying to pick up chicks who actually know what cartoon thats from...

Yeah, but they're all using walking frames.