Rumour Thread

[morgoth]

I would be disgusted if we dealt with those pricks.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Buttifant recruited to Carltank to perform Bryce Gibbs' sex change operation?

 

[Bloben]

The Carlton board think that the rumour was about us making a bid for Kreuzer

 

[morgoth]

The Carlton board think that the rumour was about us making a bid for Kreuzer

I just spewed up.

 

[bodga22]

as we get closer to trade week i'm starting to realise people would rather read something that is completely fabricated and baseless than nothing at all, and attempting to verify sources and pushing for clarification is beginning to feel more and more like ruining the fun.

I was wondering if we could start a big rumour on our board and see how far it goes into papers, radio etc. Have a bit of fun with it.

 

[Shade]

The Carlton board think that the rumour was about us making a bid for Kreuzer

they can keep him

grundy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kruz

 

[Rustin Cohle]

lol, Carlton would never do a deal with us for any of their decent players. And despite what people think I'd love Kreuzer at Collingwood.

 

[Bloben]

Isn't he contracted?? He is a gun from a big Collingwood family but not going to happen

 

[CoreyBurnett1]

Hine said we don't need no rucks

 

[Bloben]

So we do need rucks??

 

[Obese Arachnid]

as we get closer to trade week i'm starting to realise people would rather read something that is completely fabricated and baseless than nothing at all, and attempting to verify sources and pushing for clarification is beginning to feel more and more like ruining the fun.

That's ....trade week.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Hine said we don't need no STINKING rucks

EFA

 

[Oliver Dickson]

Biggest BS...

https://www.facebook.com/2014TradeUpdate
EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Matthew Kreuzer has reported to have been offered an undisclosed amount by the black and white army for his services in 2014!

Kreuzer was drafted by Carlton with the No. 1 draft pick in the 2007 National Draft.

This is HUGE news! Do you think Kreuzer will be a good fit at Collingwood?

 

[Lord Wilberforce]

School holidays.

 

[Ketchup]

Kruzer can come play as a forward if he wishes.
Cloke/Kruzer/White down forward
Brown/reid/Keefe down back

 

[Old Spice]

What a pile of horse shit!

 

[morgoth]

Kreuzer lol, come up with something credible if you want to suck someone in.

He has so many injury problems that no one would would offer much for him.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I'm worried about clicking on the link.

 

[Bloben]

Preface - think this is bollocks

Hypothetical - would we have this as plan a for forward/relief ruck with Jessie White plan b?

Logical - he is contracted and won't be traded

 

[MagpieBat]

He actually looks quite good in our jumper.

But then again, our jumper can make anyone look good...

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Wasn't it against AFL rules to make an approach to a contracted player?

So assuming an approach was made to Kreuzer's manager, hypothetically, it would have to have been made informally and on the quiet. And yet we're being led to believe that some trollop on facebook has gotten the scoop? Maybe she works for News of the World... LOL.

 

[Daicosssssssssss]

I'm worried about clicking on the link.

Link is Kruzer in a magpie jumper.

 

[CoreyBurnett1]

Is this Kreuz for Harry?

 

[Daicosssssssssss]

Kruzer = Fraser MK2

 

[popin]

Ha a bunch of kids on facebook starting crap up just like the pendlebury wanted to leave the other day.