Run for your lives!

[Stealth bomber]

I arrived in Melbourne at 9:50 AM this morning, here to terrorize all of the locals.

Be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Guest]

So let me get this straight. You've been here nearly three hours, you're on holiday, and you're not pissed yet??.

Not off to a very good start Stealth, but welcome to Oz anyway.

 

[lioness]

LOL spogs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway stealth, WELCOME!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna say enjoy your stay but I know you will anyway.

And I will soon know when I can bring MY man here, so yeah, it's all good news.

 

[elt]

lol@Sprogs

Welcome Stealth. Now we just need to teach you that you're not in Keilor, you're in Keila mate

 

[walshy1993]

welcome stealth

i noticed your from east keilor

did u play footy there??

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

gonna watch any cricket stealthy ?

... and no, I'm not going to explain the game to you as I don't have 5 years to spare ...

 

[GoEagles]

Welcome down under Stealth! Are you just staying in Melbourne or are you going to visit Sydney and Brisbane?

 

[JUBJUB]

Sleath
Remember to drive on the right side of the road.

Oops,you already do.
I mean drive on the CORRECT side of the road.So in VIC its the left,in NSW its all over the road.

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"Absatively Posilutely"

 

[Grendel]

Just been to the centreway, (if your in EastKeilor you should know it Stealth) and i thought it seemed very quiet. Maybe your presence is the reason for the undercurrent of tension in the air!

ps have a great time while your hear.

 

[sandie]

Stealth
Great you have arrived in beautiful uptown Keilor.
I arrive in Melbourne in 2 weeks & 13 hours.
Can't wait.

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mantis

 

[Darky]

Hey folks I'm looking to move to the East Keilor/Essendon area over summer. Do I get the same welcome as Stealthy or doesn't moving 4-5 suburbs away warrant a BigFooty housewarming?

Seriously Stealthy, welcome to Oz, enjoy your stay and post frequently!

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Kill With Power!!!

 

[servo]

Welcome Stealth.

In the country 3 hours and you're already on BigFooty. Get a life mate.

 

[JUBJUB]

Is Keilor becoming the place to be ?

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"Absatively Posilutely"

 

[Darky]

It is Jubby!

Memorable quote attributed to Wayne Carey several years back, after he got himself a new house

Teammate : "Wayne, I hear your kitchen's in baltic pine"
Wayne : "Naah mate, its in Keilor!"

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Take no prisoners, take no shit!!!

 

[jod23]

Stealth just step outside and follow the mystical boking kangaroo he will lead you too the promised land.......The PUB

 

[Stealth bomber]

No, not off to a good start I guess but I got here in the morning, be fair

Or is noon everyone's happy hour down here?

I haven't driven anywhere and probably won't anytime soon. When I get used to the traffic pattern I might have a go

I'm takin the train downtown tonight to hang out with my significant other; going to go see "The Dish" and then probably gonna eat dinner on Southbank somewhere.

I know the centreway quite well actually; I'm staying in the area just on the other side of Milleara. Already been over there once.

If anyone's on Bourke St. or Southbank tonight you might run into me.

BTW, I saw the stray kangaroo running around the suburbs on the news last night. Guess that doesn't bode too well for that stereotype, does it?

 

[Grendel]

Stealth, if you see a skinny bald bloke in a Grendel t-shirt in JB Hi-Fi it probably wont be me, but then again.......

Watch out for falling koalas too!

 

[Darky]

Haha I practically LIVE at that JB store, but man I must have every damn metal CD they've got in there and in the city! I'll be the dude in the black tank top and black jeans!

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Live by the sword, or die by the law!

 

[lioness]

Hehehehe Stealth, we let that kangaroo run free just for you - HAD to keep those stereotypes going

LOL. DAMN, anytime is a good time to visit the pub, you will learn that pretty quick I imagine

P.S. grendel and darky - thanks for reminding me, I have been neglecting JB for far too long now, must remember to go back to my old ways of just hangin out staring at the discs, seems to be the popular thing in there

hehehehe (amazing how people risk their lives by standing in front of the Beach Boys CDs when I am in a hurry

silly folk LOL)

[This message has been edited by lioness22 (edited 10 December 2000).]

 

[jod23]

Lioness if your suggesting that the Beach Boys are bad then your terrible misguided.

The Beach Boys are one of the greatest bands of all time. They rivaled The Beatles for many years, which is a great achievement in itself.

Shame on you for dissing the Beach Boys.