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Footypie32

especias secreto
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Nestled in Suzie Wilks' rack
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Adelaide
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SA Spurs, Mt Buller Demons
#32
Wait what? I didn't receive that memo OR the requested barrel of Guinness OR the return-trip tickets to Mt Isa. Something smells off here.

You're just lucky you weren't bound and gagged and thrown in the back of @Rhodesy_Blues' van. Years of curry farts have filled the vehicle with a noxious gas that renders the victim immediately unconscious and wipes their memory.
 
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Brisbane Lions
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Middlesbrough, The Roys
#33
You're just lucky you weren't bound and gagged and thrown in the back of @Rhodesy_Blues' van. Years of curry farts have filled the vehicle with a noxious gas that renders the victim immediately unconscious and wipes their memory.
Flashbacks. I think I may have been there once. Luckily I was really, really drunk, and everyone knows beer tames curry. Though in fairness they go together pretty damn well too.
 

MannumPower

Brownlow Medallist
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Dec 15, 2006
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Mannum
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Port Adelaide
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Alberton Swamprats, Sunderland
#34
You're just lucky you weren't bound and gagged and thrown in the back of @Rhodesy_Blues' van. Years of curry farts have filled the vehicle with a noxious gas that renders the victim immediately unconscious and wipes their memory.
i can only imagine what that would smell like
 
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#35
i can only imagine what that would smell like
I've got a mate who was in the army and I often thought he was pregnant with triplets, as he always seemed to be drinking for 4. A night out with him followed by a curry meant it was safer to sleep on the street than at his place.
 

Tarkyn_24

Brownlow Medallist
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Dec 23, 2006
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Collingwood
#36
Thanks Tarkyn_24 I but I think I would prefer to earn a leadership role through hard work and dedication rather than just getting it dumped on me like last time :p
Yeah, but that was at Mount Buller. Captaining them is like saying you play on the MCG regularly because you had two Auskick games there in Under 9's.

I'm glad I earned my captaincy stripes at the Hawks. ;)
 

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