Official Match Thread S22 Round 9 - Roys FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Who will win?


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A battle of two top eight teams, as the West Coast Wonders and the Roys FFC clash at Brunswick Junction Oval. The Roys sit precariously in eighth, but would be in the top 4 if fitzroybowiedog and his LG had been slightly more vigilant, and the visiting 5th-placed Wonders are left to marvel at the advantages of being on the correct side of team sheet errors, with team sheet guardian haydo169 taking over from the old and the careless.

The Wonders have a very even team, with future captain TheHaydo169 at the forefront of a vanguard including TheBeardAmigos, TheHairyGamer, TheFreshBanana, THE411 and TheFreightTrain, backed up by the experience of skipper TheGolumless and stalwart TheClarkeM and new acquisition Bucking Beads, who has thus far resisted the temptation to prefix his name and remove the space between words and appears headed elsewhere because of it. Miscreant TheLicoriceAllsorts is also back to reclaim his spot. Their opponents have been best served by the younger older brigade,with Mooch, @mightyP and Willo_ leading the charge. Their veteran veterans have also been good; Fred, MannumPower and Papa Juggs slipping several good performances between naps.

Key Matchups: Willo_ v haydo169 – Whichever inform ruck can avoid the chess manouverings of the sim will give his team a key advantage
Fred v Golumless – old-fashioned full- forwards who never stray far from the goal square
fitzroybowiedog v TheBeardAmigos – both have already had huge games this year.

Tip: The West Coast have the more exciting rookies. Wonders by 6 points

Captains to post teams before 11.59pm on Thursday in a post that must contain the words Official Team Sheet
 

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OP was rubbish. No 3KZ is Football references meant that it was largely irrelevant.
At home and on fire, ROYS will walk this one in.
 
OP was rubbish. No 3KZ is Football references meant that it was largely irrelevant.
At home and on fire, ROYS will walk this one in.
Why would mentioning something that is irrelevant in something that is already irrelevant make it any less irrelevant?
 
Why would mentioning something that is irrelevant in something that is already irrelevant make it any less irrelevant?
Are you contemplating publishing your autobiography again? You are right. Give in to the negative self talk.
 
Who the **** is Haydo? How come you aren't ruck... you're the only Wonder I know
I think
Hello Willo_
Let me tell you a little about me. In my 3 seasons of the SFA. I won a B&F in my second season, I am a premiership winning ruckman and had a second placing and unlucky to win the Norm Smith Medal (whatever that is called in the SFA)
I am also future captain, as Ant Bear pointed out in the original post of the West Coast Wonders and most importantly, I'll be your daddy on Sunday evening
 
Hello Willo_
Let me tell you a little about me. In my 3 seasons of the SFA. I won a B&F in my second season, I am a premiership winning ruckman and had a second placing and unlucky to win the Norm Smith Medal (whatever that is called in the SFA)
I am also future captain, as Ant Bear pointed out in the original post of the West Coast Wonders and most importantly, I'll be your daddy on Sunday evening
I'd be impressed if my achievements in my 3 seasons so far weren't much much more impressive
 
Ah hello Warriors. We look forward to raiding your rooms before the game, spraying Deep Heat in your jocks, stealing the studs from your boots and replacing your Powerade with salty water. Actually scratch that last one, you probably wouldn't even notice.
 

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I'd be impressed if my achievements in my 3 seasons so far weren't much much more impressive
Okay, okay I see. Hard man to please
Well I have more evidence to suggest that currently, I am the more superior ruckman then you.

Statistics, we all know they don't lie.
haydo169 - 2nd overall in total hitouts with 110
Willo_ - 6th overall in total hitouts with 85

haydo169 - 5th overall in total kicks with 94
Willo_ - 27th overall in total kicks with 79

Surprisingly the disposal count is in your favor just 1 disposal seperating the both of us

haydo169 - 36th in overall tackles with 21
Willo_ - 41st in overall tackles with 18

haydo169 - 20th in overall goals with 12
Willo_ - 44th in overall goals with 9

haydo169 - 8th in overall Dream Team points with 678
Willo_ - 25th in overall Dream Team points with 618

Game, set, match
 
Ah hello Warriors. We look forward to raiding your rooms before the game, spraying Deep Heat in your jocks, stealing the studs from your boots and replacing your Powerade with salty water. Actually scratch that last one, you probably wouldn't even notice.
Balls of steel aren't affected by deep heat
 
Okay, okay I see. Hard man to please
Well I have more evidence to suggest that currently, I am the more superior ruckman then you.

Statistics, we all know they don't lie.
haydo169 - 2nd overall in total hitouts with 110
Willo_ - 6th overall in total hitouts with 85

haydo169 - 5th overall in total kicks with 94
Willo_ - 27th overall in total kicks with 79

Surprisingly the disposal count is in your favor just 1 disposal seperating the both of us

haydo169 - 36th in overall tackles with 21
Willo_ - 41st in overall tackles with 18

haydo169 - 20th in overall goals with 12
Willo_ - 44th in overall goals with 9

haydo169 - 8th in overall Dream Team points with 678
Willo_ - 25th in overall Dream Team points with 618

Game, set, match
lol Stats... the last resort of someone desperate for relevance. Especially when discussing a league/game where you have no actual control over them.

I can only assume you were a S19 rookie?
Sorry if I can't remember, you obviously were no threat to me when I crushed every other rookie to claim the EKA that year, I also have managed to fit in an All SFA selection, a B&F and took a gap year.
I worry about what I can control, and it is fair to say that you aren't fit to scrub my boots in posting stakes.

but it is cute that you are swinging your dick round trying to be a big man here
 
LIAR!!!

Hitout stats suggest he is 2nd.
I don't take notice of Stats

I just take notice of Blacky and his team of the week.... in which I have been the number 1 ruck more often than anyone else this season
(the fact he hasn't done an update for a while helps me greatly in this regard)
 
I don't take notice of Stats

I just take notice of Blacky and his team of the week.... in which I have been the number 1 ruck more often than anyone else this season
(the fact he hasn't done an update for a while helps me greatly in this regard)
It's all for you mate
 

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