Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Las Vegas Bears vs Gold City Royals at The Maracanã Stadium , Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (The Stadium In The Sky)

[Kennedy Parker]

Cloud_ how many career games am I up to?

196

Which will also be our score this week

 

[Dav]

196

Which will also be our score this week

19.6 is decent against any team but the Bears. We're the offensive powerhouse of the competition.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

19.6 is decent against any team but the Bears. We're the offensive powerhouse of the competition.

Offensive?

Looks like the report button might get a workout this week then.

 

[Dav]

Offensive?

Looks like the report button might get a workout this week then.

Your J-Pop obsession disgusts me.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Your J-Pop obsession disgusts me.

sausageroll get in here and explain yourself to the culturally unwashed.

 

[CakeEater]

Fun fact, Maracana hosted the largest ever football crowd in the 1950 World Cup (defacto) Final. Just shy of 200,000 fans packed in.

Figured I needed to start with some knowledge seeing as you Royals are so intellectual.

Given the home team ( which were favourites) lost in that game.

It augurs well for the royals.

 

[Dav]

sausageroll get in here and explain yourself to the culturally unwashed.

Gabrielle Miller trumps everything you can throw at me.

 

[sausageroll]

sausageroll get in here and explain yourself to the culturally unwashed.

 

[Footypie32]

I like sandwiches. Is it ham and cheese?

That's the brilliance of sandwiches. They can be anything you want them to be.

 

[Footypie32]

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Barrybran 's been in Rio for an hour and has already signed a swimwear deal.

I heard sti's were rampant in Brazil, but that the worst case of blurry **** I've ever seen.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Gabrielle Miller trumps everything you can throw at me.

Well now you've gone and turned this into a comparison of which woman in our respective avatars is superior which I have no intention of engaging in because it is quite frankly a particularly low IQ activity.

The direction you have taken with your response shows a fundamental incapacity to comprehend the nuances of my post which is in reality quite simple material that most EKA calibre rookies would pick up without trouble. Although since it is questionable whether you are indeed EKA calibre or a rookie that is perhaps an unfairly high expectation for you so I will go to the effort of providing a free explanation of this simple exchange in order to assist you in better understanding banter.

Well it all started with this particular jibe where you attempt to mock my taste in music in order to offend me which is an approach that has some potential

Your J-Pop obsession disgusts me.

However, where this post falls is that it has no relevance to me whatsoever. You see I basically have little to no knowledge of J-Pop, the genre that does have some relevance to me is actually K-Pop which is entirely different and the fact you can confuse the two perhaps shows yourself if anything to be a bit culturally unaware. I show this in my simple retort which also redirects your post to a person who it is relevant to:

[B]sausageroll[/B] get in here and explain yourself to the culturally unwashed.

In doing so I have managed to disarm you swipe with a quick and easy one-line deflection in such a subtle fashion to leave you completely unaware of what just happened, and bamboozled to the point of thinking that it was some challenge to compare women in avatars. Totally missing the point.

You see when you play for the Gold City Royals and are a true intellectual you can see through exchanges of posts beneath the surface. You learn quickly to not only see what is being posted, but why it's being posted. You don't seem to be at that level yet cadaver, so I'm glad you're hanging around a group who could be considered your intellectual equals at this moment in time but the good news is after the free education you receive this week courtesy of bantering against the Gold City Royals, you will be one step closer to intellectual immortality with all the valuable lessons on offer.

 

[Dav]

Well now you've gone and turned this into a comparison of which woman in our respective avatars is superior which I have no intention of engaging in because it is quite frankly a particularly low IQ activity.

The direction you have taken with your response shows a fundamental incapacity to comprehend the nuances of my post which is in reality quite simple material that most EKA calibre rookies would pick up without trouble. Although since it is questionable whether you are indeed EKA calibre or a rookie that is perhaps an unfairly high expectation for you so I will go to the effort of providing a free explanation of this simple exchange in order to assist you in better understanding banter.

Well it all started with this particular jibe where you attempt to mock my taste in music in order to offend me which is an approach that has some potential

However, where this post falls is that it has no relevance to me whatsoever. You see I basically have little to no knowledge of J-Pop, the genre that does have some relevance to me is actually K-Pop which is entirely different and the fact you can confuse the two perhaps shows yourself if anything to be a bit culturally unaware. I show this in my simple retort which also redirects your post to a person who it is relevant to:


In doing so I have managed to disarm you swipe with a quick and easy one-line deflection in such a subtle fashion to leave you completely unaware of what just happened, and bamboozled to the point of thinking that it was some challenge to compare women in avatars. Totally missing the point.

You see when you play for the Gold City Royals and are a true intellectual you can see through exchanges of posts beneath the surface. You learn quickly to not only see what is being posted, but why it's being posted. You don't seem to be at that level yet cadaver, so I'm glad you're hanging around a group who could be considered your intellectual equals at this moment in time but the good news is after the free education you receive this week courtesy of bantering against the Gold City Royals, you will be one step closer to intellectual immortality with all the valuable lessons on offer.

You launched into a paragraph on the assumption I was not continuing the irony of the previous posts. Now I'm offended you think I am that basic that I would legitimately attempt to use avatars as a point of banter.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You launched into a paragraph on the assumption I was not continuing the irony of the previous posts. Now I'm offended you think I am that basic that I would legitimately attempt to use avatars as a point of banter.

Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this exchange AND NEW OFFENSIVE POWERHOUSES OF THE SWEET FA The Gold City Royals!!!!!!!

 

[Tandy]

I heard sti's were rampant in Brazil, but that the worst case of blurry **** I've ever seen.

I thought I did a pretty good job blurring them out, just enough to not get an infraction

 

[Dav]

Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this exchange AND NEW OFFENSIVE POWERHOUSES OF THE SWEET FA The Gold City Royals!!!!!!!

Now I believe it's you who struggles to grapple with the concept of irony.

 

[Tandy]

Well now you've gone and turned this into a comparison of which woman in our respective avatars is superior which I have no intention of engaging in because it is quite frankly a particularly low IQ activity.

The direction you have taken with your response shows a fundamental incapacity to comprehend the nuances of my post which is in reality quite simple material that most EKA calibre rookies would pick up without trouble. Although since it is questionable whether you are indeed EKA calibre or a rookie that is perhaps an unfairly high expectation for you so I will go to the effort of providing a free explanation of this simple exchange in order to assist you in better understanding banter.

Well it all started with this particular jibe where you attempt to mock my taste in music in order to offend me which is an approach that has some potential

However, where this post falls is that it has no relevance to me whatsoever. You see I basically have little to no knowledge of J-Pop, the genre that does have some relevance to me is actually K-Pop which is entirely different and the fact you can confuse the two perhaps shows yourself if anything to be a bit culturally unaware. I show this in my simple retort which also redirects your post to a person who it is relevant to:


In doing so I have managed to disarm you swipe with a quick and easy one-line deflection in such a subtle fashion to leave you completely unaware of what just happened, and bamboozled to the point of thinking that it was some challenge to compare women in avatars. Totally missing the point.

You see when you play for the Gold City Royals and are a true intellectual you can see through exchanges of posts beneath the surface. You learn quickly to not only see what is being posted, but why it's being posted. You don't seem to be at that level yet cadaver, so I'm glad you're hanging around a group who could be considered your intellectual equals at this moment in time but the good news is after the free education you receive this week courtesy of bantering against the Gold City Royals, you will be one step closer to intellectual immortality with all the valuable lessons on offer.

Long post defending J-Pop and K-Pop. Now I've seen it all.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Now I believe it's you who struggles to grapple with the concept of irony.

SURPRISE POP-QUIZ CADAVER! THIS ONE'S AN EASY MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION!

What is an indicator of irony my previous post?
A) CAPSLOCKS
B) Overly large text sizes and excessive use of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!
C) Extravagant use of bright colours in the font pallette
D) All of the above

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Long post defending J-Pop and K-Pop. Now I've seen it all.

A Bears player not reading the post properly. I've seen it all before.

 

[Tandy]

A Bears player not reading the post properly. I've seen it all before.

You do mention K-Pop has relevance to you.
Why?

 

[Dav]

SURPRISE POP-QUIZ CADAVER! THIS ONE'S AN EASY MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION!

What is an indicator of irony my previous post?
A) CAPSLOCKS
B) Overly large text sizes and excessive use of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!
C) Extravagant use of bright colours in the font pallette
D) All of the above

Oh. So only one of us is allowed to respond seriously to irony. Okay. Typical misplaced Royals elitism.

 

[Barrybran]

Good morning all. Llllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Happy Melbourne Cup day folks. I hope all of your horses win and kdavva74 pays you a tidy sum for your propensity to make irresponsible decisions.

 

[grumbleguts]

That's one hell of a sneeze.

 

[grumbleguts]

Good morning all. Llllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Happy Melbourne Cup day folks. I hope all of your horses win and kdavva74 pays you a tidy sum for your propensity to make irresponsible decisions.

Haha! Sorry, you said Melbourne and Cup in the same sentence. Could you imagine...

 

[Barrybran]

Haha! Sorry, you said Melbourne and Cup in the same sentence. Could you imagine...

I know. Quiet day ahead.

 

[grumbleguts]

I'm feeling a little sad. When the guy who wrote the Hokey Pokey died, what a shambles his funeral was. Should have been a regal, reverent affair, instead it was an absolute mess. They were putting him in the coffin, and they put the right foot in, and things just went down hill after that.